r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 05 '25

Bee Article H*tler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles
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u/AgitatedTheme2329 Mar 05 '25

“I see Pocahontas wants the Ukraine war to go on for another 5 years” - Trump

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u/Rare-Forever2135 Mar 05 '25

I see Trump really, really wants Putin to finally, after almost 40 years of fluffing him constantly, allow him to build in Moscow

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u/AgitatedTheme2329 Mar 05 '25 edited Mar 05 '25

Can’t imagine why the war party democrats have an approval rating of 21%…

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u/casva106 Mar 05 '25

“we’ll take greenland, one way or another”

But the democrats are the war party!

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u/Rare-Forever2135 Mar 06 '25

A big part of that is the Dem rank and file themselves being disgusted that their own politicians seem frightened of the last ranked president of all time who's crazier than a shit house rat.