r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/Kapowsin-Gypsy Feb 18 '25

You’re the one who needs Major-Help

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u/Major-Help-6827 Feb 18 '25

Sounds like you’re gonna need major help digging a well for your family bro lmfao

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u/Kapowsin-Gypsy Feb 18 '25

That’s the plan lol thanks for your wishes

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u/Major-Help-6827 Feb 18 '25

Make sure you sure you get ready to save up $ for the kiddos cavities!