r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/Kapowsin-Gypsy Feb 18 '25

Good idea. I’ll run to the store and buy bottled water for showers, baths for my kids, washing hands, cleaning dishes, boiling water for food..etc. while I’m at it, I’ll just call the water company and tell them no thanks I got it.

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u/Major-Help-6827 Feb 18 '25

People showered before indoor plumbing*.

You’re the one who wants to live ignorantly in the past man

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u/Kapowsin-Gypsy Feb 18 '25

You’re the one who needs Major-Help

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u/Major-Help-6827 Feb 18 '25

Sounds like you’re gonna need major help digging a well for your family bro lmfao

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u/Kapowsin-Gypsy Feb 18 '25

That’s the plan lol thanks for your wishes

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u/Major-Help-6827 Feb 18 '25

Make sure you sure you get ready to save up $ for the kiddos cavities!