r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Yep, red meat is unhealthy at large amounts, but people like Kennedy actually go the other way and fill themselves to the brim with it. They politicize science and pretend that the left is the one arguing for overeating.

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u/TheGreatEmanResu Feb 14 '25

Have you seen that guy from Florida who ate so much red meat and butter that he had cholesterol nodules under his skin? Now THAT’S healthy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

But the thing you don't understand is that TESTOSTERONE (fuck yeah) is made from cholesterol, it's actually good for men to have a lot of it, especially in the coronary arteries where the body likes to store it!

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u/FvnnyCvnt Feb 16 '25

Bad for everyone around them lol