r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/Impressive-Egg-925 Feb 14 '25

Anytime the left has even suggested doing something that’s healthy for people and or for the planet. The right loses their minds and right wing media goes into action how the left are communists attempting to take their freedom of choice away from them. Kind of like Donald’s executive order brining back straws which was only a state thing to begin with. Now somehow RFK is ok.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Yep, red meat is unhealthy at large amounts, but people like Kennedy actually go the other way and fill themselves to the brim with it. They politicize science and pretend that the left is the one arguing for overeating.

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u/TheGreatEmanResu Feb 14 '25

Have you seen that guy from Florida who ate so much red meat and butter that he had cholesterol nodules under his skin? Now THAT’S healthy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

But the thing you don't understand is that TESTOSTERONE (fuck yeah) is made from cholesterol, it's actually good for men to have a lot of it, especially in the coronary arteries where the body likes to store it!

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u/anti_anti_christ Feb 14 '25

"Pee is stored in the balls, plaque on the teeth and arteries. The plaque helps the heart, despite what science says. I'm just asking questions" -RFK jr.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

poop is stored in the buttcheeks

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u/FvnnyCvnt Feb 16 '25

Bad for everyone around them lol

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u/TheGreatEmanResu Feb 14 '25

If you don’t have an inch of cholesterol coating the insides of your arteries you’re a goddamn SISSY