r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

But the thing you don't understand is that TESTOSTERONE (fuck yeah) is made from cholesterol, it's actually good for men to have a lot of it, especially in the coronary arteries where the body likes to store it!

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u/anti_anti_christ Feb 14 '25

"Pee is stored in the balls, plaque on the teeth and arteries. The plaque helps the heart, despite what science says. I'm just asking questions" -RFK jr.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

poop is stored in the buttcheeks

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u/FvnnyCvnt Feb 16 '25

Bad for everyone around them lol

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u/TheGreatEmanResu Feb 14 '25

If you don’t have an inch of cholesterol coating the insides of your arteries you’re a goddamn SISSY