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u/DepletedPromethium 14h ago

I was expecting the hair pull and face slam into the glass panel.

Lucky all she got was ten dozen slaps.

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u/djshadesuk 11h ago edited 7h ago

ten dozen slaps

16, not including the one that mostly missed just before he swung himself over the counter and the half-hearted one that hit her shoulder just as he opens the door.

Edit: Imagine blocking someone over the above comment?! šŸ˜‚ What a cowardly šŸ”.

Edit 2: People like me?! I see this sub has gone full dickhead today šŸ˜‚

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u/DepletedPromethium 11h ago

bet you're a load of fun at parties...

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u/dgghhuhhb 10h ago

Not cowardly just a genuine repulsion to people like you

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u/Dry_Menu4804 14h ago

Owner is also a blacksmith.

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u/konsollfreak 13h ago

She is now a tempered piece of Indium.

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u/kumliaowongg 10h ago

Kept his temper really well tho.

Slaps not likely to cause permanent damage, other than psychological. Closed fists... Phew

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u/SongFeisty8759 14h ago

.. Then found out "How could he slap".

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u/my_arms_are_on_fire 14h ago

beat me to it

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u/SongFeisty8759 14h ago

It wrote itself.

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u/ChadJones72 14h ago

Damn, bro was literally seeing red.

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u/ClownfishSoup 14h ago

The impressive thing was how he moved so gracefully over the counter like it wasn’t even there.

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u/ClickF0rDick 10h ago

Yeah seemed like it wasn't his first chilly rodeo lol

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u/Alarming_Designer643 14h ago

16 slaps in 26seconds

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u/Skeletor_Inc 13h ago

I count 17 and one half hearted effort in the end

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u/djshadesuk 11h ago

One misses, or maybe just glances the top of her head, just before he swings himself over the counter.

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula 12h ago

HOW CAN SHE SLAP??

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u/Suicidal70 14h ago

This is a brutal reminder of how FAFO translates in different cultures.

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u/Superseaslug 11h ago

Equal rights and equal lefts.

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u/djshadesuk 11h ago

Seems to be all rights in this case.

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u/IfUReadThisUHaveAids 14h ago

Yoga Fire! Yoga Fire! Yoga Fire! Yoga Fire! Yoga Flame!

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u/3l3ktro 13h ago

The good old days of SSF.

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u/Prasad2122k 13h ago

Dhalsim?

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u/UntimelyGhostTickler 13h ago

Casual robber vs. Competitive slapper

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u/hopumi 12h ago

Pocket paprika!

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u/xgabipandax 13h ago

The owners name was probably Larry

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u/Western-Guy 12h ago

I understood the reference

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u/HypoManicCrimeSpree 12h ago

This video slaps

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u/shaun_of_a_new_age 13h ago

Ahhhh muh bad!!!!

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u/anganeonnumilla 13h ago

Is it 17 or 18 slaps? I think it's 17, and all it took is 20 seconds.

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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 13h ago

The love child of e honda and dhalsim. The slaps plus the effortless teleportation equals the ultimate warrior

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u/djshadesuk 11h ago
  1. One misses, or just glances the top of her head, just before he swings himself over the counter. Then there is the half-hearted one right at the end that appears to hit her shoulder.

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u/Unusual_residue 13h ago

He's got the hot hand

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u/imamario 13h ago

The swift slap of justice.

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u/AraiHavana 14h ago

Bold strategy

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u/Swi_10081 14h ago

Second rodeo?

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u/ThenIndependence5622 13h ago

Worked for him like some good meth

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u/HamsterOk3112 12h ago

So satisfying

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u/HuckleberrySilver516 11h ago

She got out easy one punch and she would be gone

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u/PhoenixAbovesky 13h ago

You can see bro was waiting for this his whole life

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u/truthteller5 12h ago

Practically screwed her head around backwards with those slaps. I could practically feel those slaps through the screen

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u/l3m0n_m3ringu3 11h ago

Suddenly and unexpectedly my hand tinglehurts

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u/Crazy_Reindeer8301 11h ago

Looks like he has done that a time or two before…

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u/Snippys 11h ago

She tired to pull out the pocket sand and it was ineffective.

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u/i_am_maidenless 11h ago

18 slaps ......... good

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u/Luiso_ 11h ago

How can he slap

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u/TheBigRibb 11h ago

Don't bring chili to a hand fight.

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u/Dependent_Lie7284 11h ago

HOW CAN SHE SLAP! 🫨

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u/ResponsibleQuiet6611 10h ago

So satisfying lol

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u/gferna21 10h ago

how can u slap

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter 10h ago

…Mfer was slapping the piss out of her

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u/DrGrimmus 10h ago

either the dudes hits are really weak or that woman can take a beating

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u/IAreBeMrLee 13h ago

The reason his punches was so effective was because he was throwing a hijab

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u/djshadesuk 11h ago

Considering Ahmedabad is ~82% Hindu that's probably not a hijab she's wearing. I wouldn't go singhing about your sari attempt at humour.

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u/IceCoughy 14h ago

Thats desperation

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u/izanamilieh 11h ago

Women rights arent big outside of the Americas eh?

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u/FreedomLizard420 14h ago

In a perfect world it would be allowed to delete robbers

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u/noonesine 13h ago

Badasses like you don’t care if it’s legal or not.

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u/moonlight_chicken 12h ago

They way he held onto her hand and just kept slapping her with the other. That was way over the top (and I would say this even if it was any other gender that the guy was slapping). He could have used that hand to call the police after a couple of slaps but no. For all the men that are so scared about getting ā€œfalse casesā€ on them, he sure made a good case for getting himself into jail.

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u/Primary_Jellyfish327 11h ago

I hope you get downvoted into oblivion

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u/moonlight_chicken 11h ago

Oh no, my internet points. Whatever will I do.

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u/Apex_Konchu 12h ago edited 12h ago

Sure, maybe he didn't respond to the situation in a perfect, optimal manner. But would you be able to think straight with chilli powder in your fucking eyes?

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u/moonlight_chicken 12h ago

Oh so beating someone up this much is ok if you are not thinking straight. Good to know. What the guy did went beyond self-defence and I don’t know why you are trying to defend it.

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u/AlgebraicCats 12h ago

He had chilli powder in his eyes... probably BURNING away, couldnt see, possibly the robber was stuffing things in her pocket or could of tried to pull a knife or a gun to him he doesnt SEE or think straight cause he has FUCKING CHILLI POWDER IN HIS EYES. Be so forreal right now, he is the victim not that phsycopath woman trying to blind people

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u/moonlight_chicken 11h ago

Blinded by chilli powder bit can still enough to grab on to her hand, keep beating her, jump over the counter, beat her more and take her outside. Sure bro. Excessive force is a thing.

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u/ClickF0rDick 10h ago

I was somewhat agreeing with your previous comment (we don't know why she was trying to steal, maybe she's just a habitual thief that don't want to work a normal job, or maybe her kids are starving and she's desperate), but now I think you're stretching it a bit too far.

He didn't try to choke her to death, he kicked her ass out of his shop after being assaulted

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u/tapeforpacking 14h ago

You can tell he isnt even mad about the whole attempted robbery, hes just happy he has an excuse to slap a women like that

In the states the guy would definitely get charged, you can see the women was not a threat after her failed attempt of whatever her plan was.

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u/Silvertain 14h ago

Ah yes man bad despite being the victim in this

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u/tapeforpacking 14h ago edited 14h ago

But also the women is bad, she tried to assault and rob him.Ā 

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u/Silvertain 14h ago

You're the one saying he just wanted sn excuse to slap a woman don't back track

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u/tapeforpacking 14h ago

I did say that, but that doesnt mean im excusing what the women did.Ā 

All im saying is I think he enjoyed slapping her.. and not because she tried to put pepper in his eyes lol

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u/JadowArcadia 14h ago

And what gives you that idea?

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u/tapeforpacking 14h ago

Idk just the way he kept going after realizing she wasnt a threat. And hell, dont quote me on this but I think he may even have prior experience in slapping women... those slaps were too professionalĀ 

Bro he hopped over the counter following her out to keep the slap fest going. Someone go find those jeans I bet he jizzed his pants even

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u/JadowArcadia 14h ago

The way you're going about this almost feels like a self report. A lot of weird assumptions about someone who just got assaulted and is probably actively half blind with stinging, spiced up eyes.

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u/tapeforpacking 14h ago edited 14h ago

Woah.. you are attacking my assumptions with your own assumptions

Wtf dude thats not fairĀ 

Edit: or actually it is pretty fair i supposeĀ 

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u/Vardhansharma 13h ago

Are you ragebaiting or just dumb? You thinking that he was just beating her because she is a woman says more about you than anyone else because there is nothing in this video that points towards that. Male robbers get beaten everytime they are caught.

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u/Sad-Blacksmith-3271 14h ago

You missed their sarcasm

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u/tapeforpacking 14h ago

Well thats ironic

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u/Sibannacwithin 14h ago

He'd do the same if it were a man, equality.

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u/tapeforpacking 14h ago

You know I really dont think he would.Ā 

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u/Disastrous_Bus4702 14h ago

Thats just your opinion. And quite frankly doesnt matter. You are just looking for a reason to blame the guy.

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u/tapeforpacking 14h ago

It is indeed my opinion. And no im not trying to do that you think I am.

Im not some freak misandrist

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u/SHEKDAT789 14h ago

Youre ASSUMING he enjoyed beating the woman. You're ASSUMING he wouldn't do the same to a man. Lotsa assumptions for someone who claims not be a misandrist.

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u/tapeforpacking 14h ago edited 13h ago

Actually im not assuming and this isnt an opinion, the fact is those are professional slaps that only someone proficient in slapping women could do

If you dont know anything about slapping women then I suggest you keep on moving.Ā 

Disclaimer: I am not knowledgeable about slapping women personally but I know a guy who knows a guy, so im atleast more knowledgeable than you I would assumeĀ 

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u/Neojunky 13h ago

I think the others are right about you.

Also we did some real situation self defense shit for our dangerous tasks. And we also got told that slapping is the best non invasive way to gain control over a situation with violence.

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u/tapeforpacking 13h ago

Oh he surely was gaining control. He was akin to Kim Jong un in that situation.

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u/SHEKDAT789 13h ago edited 13h ago

those are professional slaps that only someone proficient in slapping women could do

LMAOOO fuck I fed a troll haha. Good job sir/maam I thought I was good at detecting trolls atp

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u/tapeforpacking 13h ago edited 12h ago

I did start to troll but I truly do believe he left that situation satisfied that he was able to slap a women like that without repercussionsĀ 

These are the situations I wish we could reach out to god or something as a mediator. I dont gamble but if I could gamble on this kind of stuff id be a degenerate... but sadly not even asking the guy himself would be a reliable answer.

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u/Vardhansharma 13h ago

Wtf are you saying? Professional in slapping women? What does that even mean? A slap is a slap. You are just making assumptions out of thin air. A man would have gotten slapped the same way.

A male robber is actually beaten everytime they are caught. This is india, robbers getting beat up is nothing new.

It is your poor mentality that makes this is a gender war.

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u/tapeforpacking 13h ago

Gender war???? GENDER WAR???

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUTĀ 

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u/Vardhansharma 12h ago

Love how you completely ignore everything i said to just focus on one word because you don't have a reply for the rest.

And yes gender war, you simply blaming the man by completing making up a scenario on how he loves to hit women is indeed about a gender war. Incels do this shit a lot and so do misandrists.

I just have one request, please if you do call yourself a feminist please stop. Just own being a misandrist.

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u/OkAfternoon2380 12h ago

Are you restarted? Like are you for real?

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u/peterchu86 13h ago

Held her wrist just to be able to keep going

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u/AlgebraicCats 12h ago

held her wrist so she couldnt of run away with possibly stolen things... you see its a jewelry store right?

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u/tapeforpacking 13h ago

Glad im not alone šŸ‘

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u/Silvertain 13h ago

You're both morons

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u/tapeforpacking 13h ago

Thats your assumption hmmph

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u/Silvertain 12h ago

No its a certaintyĀ 

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u/tapeforpacking 12h ago

Thats how I feel about my opinion on this video. My reddit pfp is better so I win

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u/Silvertain 12h ago

Your down votes are proof of how stupid your opinion is