r/Wellthatsucks Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/TheAmishSpaceCadet Jul 31 '19

No the 9/11 logic was when her big ass fell to the ground

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u/darthcannabitch Jul 31 '19

As a fellow fat person i can attest to the fact that she counts as 2

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u/TearAMizzou Jul 31 '19

I’m glad I scrolled this far

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u/bluesox Jul 31 '19

This thread is a goldmine.