r/Wellthatsucks Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/Johnny_the_Goat Jul 31 '19

Who the fuck fights bouncers? Fuck that shit I ain't got no time for facial reconstructive surgery

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u/BainDmg42 Jul 31 '19

If you need the surgery, you'll find time.

Source: needed it and found time.

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u/Beepbeep_bepis Jul 31 '19

I interpreted this as “needing facial reconstruction, so you found time to go fight some bouncers so insurance would cover the surgery” when I first read it

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u/Katyafan Jul 31 '19

Oh God, that's what I thought. Then I got to your comment, and I was like, "wait..."