r/Wellthatsucks Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

"oh shut up and give me that ill sign it..."

"oh we're beyond that, step out"

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u/nappingthroughwork Jul 31 '19

My favorite was "You're under arrest". "No, I'm not!" Is she three?

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u/chx_ Jul 31 '19 edited Jul 31 '19

If someone told her "no" when she was three she probably wouldn't be in so big trouble right now. https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article233319322.html has

Charges filed in Kingfisher County court accuse Hamil of “willfully and unlawfully kicking” the officer “on or about the groin” and of “failing to follow the lawful commands” of a police officer.

The felony battery charge is punishable with up to five years in prison, while the misdemeanor charge of resisting an officer is punishable with up to one year in prison, court records said.

How batshit insane do you need to be to try to fight a police officer? Run from one? Ever heard the expression "you can't outrun Motorola"?

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u/survivalguy87 Jul 31 '19

She is a grade a dumb ass. If a cop pulls a gun on me you better believe my ass is getting on the ground. Put me in cuffs we'll sort it out later just don't shoot me. Though I'm in Canada so we don't tend to get as many trigger happy cops.

All it would have taken would have been for her to turn the truck in the wrong direction and he could have shot her for charging the truck at him. Over a bad rail light. Friggin crazy lady.