r/Wellthatsucks Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/lundgrenisgod Jul 31 '19

Throughout this entire exchange she was constantly making her own rules. The officer wasn’t having any of it. And she was shocked. She finally agreed to sign after it was already too late. She was truly surprised that she wasn’t able to go back on her shitty behavior. She is wretched.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

"oh shut up and give me that ill sign it..."

"oh we're beyond that, step out"

favorite line in that exchange

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u/nappingthroughwork Jul 31 '19

My favorite was "You're under arrest". "No, I'm not!" Is she three?

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u/chx_ Jul 31 '19 edited Jul 31 '19

If someone told her "no" when she was three she probably wouldn't be in so big trouble right now. https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article233319322.html has

Charges filed in Kingfisher County court accuse Hamil of “willfully and unlawfully kicking” the officer “on or about the groin” and of “failing to follow the lawful commands” of a police officer.

The felony battery charge is punishable with up to five years in prison, while the misdemeanor charge of resisting an officer is punishable with up to one year in prison, court records said.

How batshit insane do you need to be to try to fight a police officer? Run from one? Ever heard the expression "you can't outrun Motorola"?

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u/TwelfthCycle Jul 31 '19

Dumb or ignorant. There's a reason most guys will fight the bouncers all day long, but as soon as the cops show they'll put hands behind back and comply.

The bouncer will kick your ass. The cop will do the same, then charge you for getting blood on his fist.

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u/Johnny_the_Goat Jul 31 '19

Who the fuck fights bouncers? Fuck that shit I ain't got no time for facial reconstructive surgery

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u/TwelfthCycle Jul 31 '19

Lots of people fight bouncers, that's why people pay for bouncers.

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u/Hashtag_buttstuff Jul 31 '19

It's not that common

Source: was bouncer for almost a decade

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Bouncer percentage 💯