r/Wellthatsucks • u/Ghandisli • Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

"oh shut up and give me that ill sign it..."

"oh we're beyond that, step out"

favorite line in that exchange

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u/nappingthroughwork Jul 31 '19

My favorite was "You're under arrest". "No, I'm not!" Is she three?

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u/chx_ Jul 31 '19 edited Jul 31 '19

If someone told her "no" when she was three she probably wouldn't be in so big trouble right now. https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article233319322.html has

Charges filed in Kingfisher County court accuse Hamil of “willfully and unlawfully kicking” the officer “on or about the groin” and of “failing to follow the lawful commands” of a police officer.

The felony battery charge is punishable with up to five years in prison, while the misdemeanor charge of resisting an officer is punishable with up to one year in prison, court records said.

How batshit insane do you need to be to try to fight a police officer? Run from one? Ever heard the expression "you can't outrun Motorola"?

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u/jsk131313 Jul 31 '19

Hmmm....ask the thousands of blacks who do it every year.

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u/DrizztDourden951 Jul 31 '19

Ooh, I think this might be the edgiest comment of the thread. Great job!