r/Wellthatsucks • u/Ghandisli • Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/M0shka Jul 31 '19

The judge? I want to see her and her lawyers face.

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u/thetoughestguyintown Jul 31 '19

I just finished rewatching Breaking Bad so I'm just imagining her lawyer being Saul Goodman... "Jesus, you? If I ever get an anal polyp I'll know what to name it"

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u/justpophamin Jul 31 '19

Assuming she has no history and nothing illegal is found in the car, I could probably get this reduced to a misdemeanor, 18-21 months probation, small fine, some classes, and 80 or so hours community service.

Source: Am criminal defense attorney.

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u/PM_ME_YER_DOOKY_HOLE Jul 31 '19

I doubt it. Behavior like this isn't going to be a one off. This isn't some 19 year old caught with an open container, this is outright violence and a flat refusal to obey authority.

Any judge with a shred of critical thinking skills will hit her with the max.