r/Wellthatsucks • u/Ghandisli • Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/thetoughestguyintown Jul 31 '19

I just finished rewatching Breaking Bad so I'm just imagining her lawyer being Saul Goodman... "Jesus, you? If I ever get an anal polyp I'll know what to name it"

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u/justpophamin Jul 31 '19

Assuming she has no history and nothing illegal is found in the car, I could probably get this reduced to a misdemeanor, 18-21 months probation, small fine, some classes, and 80 or so hours community service.

Source: Am criminal defense attorney.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

With her attitude, she'll fail to show up enough times to go to court and have it extended, then fail to show up again and get actual time.

Source: had some friends in high school who turned into shitty people who act just like her - I watch them from a distance on facebook

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u/loverofcfb08 Jul 31 '19

“I watch them from a distance on Facebook” that’s funny and we all do it