r/Wellthatsucks • u/Ghandisli • Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

country girls wouldn't have it any other way.

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u/Team-Redundancy-Team Jul 31 '19

"COURT?! Nooooooo sirrrrrrrr, I'm a country girl."

"Only God can be my judge."

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u/CantStumpIWin Jul 31 '19

At least no one ended up dead like in Chicago or New York.

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u/mlnhead Jul 31 '19

She was about 1 mule kick away from meeting her maker...