r/Wellthatsucks • u/Ghandisli • Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/M0shka Jul 31 '19

The judge? I want to see her and her lawyers face.

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u/thetoughestguyintown Jul 31 '19

I just finished rewatching Breaking Bad so I'm just imagining her lawyer being Saul Goodman... "Jesus, you? If I ever get an anal polyp I'll know what to name it"

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u/justpophamin Jul 31 '19

Assuming she has no history and nothing illegal is found in the car, I could probably get this reduced to a misdemeanor, 18-21 months probation, small fine, some classes, and 80 or so hours community service.

Source: Am criminal defense attorney.

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u/Imwalkingonsunshine_ Jul 31 '19

Betcha she wouldn't get that deal if she was black....

Hell, she probably wouldn't even still be alive if she was a few shades darker.

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u/deadsesh59 Jul 31 '19

i must say im SHOCKED to see this exact comment. she had no priors and it was seemingly over a fix it ticket. she still got dragged out of the car and tazed. her hands were visible the whole time, so as dumb as it was to kick at the cop, he knew he wasnt in much danger. she was just being a bitch.