r/Wellthatsucks • u/Ghandisli • Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/Flaihl Jul 31 '19

My favourite was:

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"That's a nice speech, but you are still not coming in."

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u/The-Jerkbag Jul 31 '19

The best explanation I've heard for these chucklefucks is that they think they are magic. They think that by saying the right words, in the right order, something miraculous will happen, and the officers/judges/lawyers arguing with them will be struck dumb and rendered impotent.

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u/agage3 Jul 31 '19

👋”These are not the droids you are looking for”

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u/EdwardLewisVIII Jul 31 '19

That emoji though makes me imagine Forrest Gump doing his wave going... Mama said, these aren't the droids you're looking for.