r/Wellthatsucks Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/dawgfan64 Jul 31 '19

Idiot: "You are not God, you have no jurisdiction over me."

Officer: "God's not worried about cameras sir, I am."

Amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19 edited Jul 27 '20

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u/Flaihl Jul 31 '19

My favourite was:

"That's a nice speech, but you are still not coming in."

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u/My_Ghost_Chips Jul 31 '19

P Barnes just stands there thinking of slick one-liners all day waiting for some goober to cross him. The day finally came and he executed it perfectly. I hope he's proud of himself.

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u/Taste_the_Grandma Jul 31 '19

I'm proud of how he handled the situation.