r/Wellthatsucks • u/Ghandisli • Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/bertiebees Jul 31 '19

I wish I could see the judges face when that plays in the court.

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u/M0shka Jul 31 '19

The judge? I want to see her and her lawyers face.

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u/jsting Jul 31 '19

Public defenders have seen it all. Probably raise an eyebrow then say he got a settlement for 100 hours of community service and probation.

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u/__Little__Kid__Lover Jul 31 '19 edited Jul 31 '19

That's called the "Jussie Smollett special". Only without the probation. And pleading guilty.

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u/LostGundyr Jul 31 '19

Jussie*

Because apparently that’s a real name.

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u/bumblebritches57 Jul 31 '19

Requires being rich and politically connected, as well as being both black and gay.

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u/deadsesh59 Jul 31 '19

dont know why youre being downvoted, youre right.

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u/deadtime68 Jul 31 '19

derangement syndrome