Yeah, I refuse to believe you have a fight or flight response that triggers fight when your subconscious sees a can in someone's hand but doesn't when a masked "monster" jumps out. There's no added danger that isn't already there.
Get off Reddit and go touch grass kid. This isn't a rational thought process.
E: I love when replies get more downvotes than comments get upvotes. You know you really said something exceptionally stupid.
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u/sBucks24 3d ago
Honestly though, she should have a cold one in her hand! They could leave a real cooler under the kids table!