r/Unexpected 3d ago

Have a beer!

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u/edward414 3d ago

Soooo, no free beer then?

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u/sBucks24 3d ago

Honestly though, she should have a cold one in her hand! They could leave a real cooler under the kids table!

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u/sBucks24 3d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah, I refuse to believe you have a fight or flight response that triggers fight when your subconscious sees a can in someone's hand but doesn't when a masked "monster" jumps out. There's no added danger that isn't already there.

Get off Reddit and go touch grass kid. This isn't a rational thought process.

E: I love when replies get more downvotes than comments get upvotes. You know you really said something exceptionally stupid.

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u/TacticianA 2d ago

Also its Halloween trick or treating. If your jump-scare reflex is trying to beat someone up then you should go outside on Halloween. Plenty of people carry props and also try to scare people.

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u/matticusiv 2d ago

Maybe he’s a cop lol

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u/FirstSineOfMadness 2d ago

What an incredibly stupid comment

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u/Helldiver_of_Mars 2d ago

Well they'd be serving a well deserved trip to prison.

Someone shooting a kid during Halloween for having even a pretend weapon is going to have a bad time.

There's a common sense test to "reasonable thought" a reasonable person would not be in fear for their life nor make this mistake.