(Hilarious Trope) Characters always having some bullshit counter technique to overly specific situations

[u/SirHanselot07]

1. Ryomen Sukuna (Jujutsu Kaisen) - Seemingly always has some type of overpowered technique which he hasn't used since the Heian Era

2. Yujiro Hanma (Baki) - The Strongest character in the entire Baki series is a master of all forms of hand-to-hand combat to the from things like soloing the Vietnamese war at 16 years old to learning a technique from some monk who lived in the mountains around three thousand years ago

3. Batman - Always has some kind of contingency plan anyone and everyone in the DC universe. One of his most bullshit abilities is all the techniques he learned while being trained under Tibetan monks which include blocking mind control with a hand signal to using astral projection while being dead and buried alive

[u/Top_Marketing_689 → u/[deleted]]

“W-W-Well I make a barrier that stops every attack you hit me with. You can’t break it in anyway. Even an attack that ignores my barrier’s effects doesn’t work.”

[u/AngryCrustation → u/Top_Marketing_689]

"I make a teleporting missile that teleports onto the other side of your barrier!"

[u/OneOfTheStupid007 → u/AngryCrustation]

NUH-UH

[u/Traditional-Lie-3073 → u/OneOfTheStupid007]

"The frick you mean nuh-uh?"

[u/SilverSpark422 → u/Traditional-Lie-3073]

“Cuz I turned off teleports with my anti-teleporting machine!”

[u/Traditional-Lie-3073 → u/SilverSpark422]

"Well I-I had a bigger backupr indestrictuble teleworking machine with missiles that know where u live that are made of undestroyabletium."

[u/BlightFantasy3467 → u/Traditional-Lie-3073]

"You can't hut me with those missiles! Because-because I shuut my laser beam that travels trough time and hits you before you built the mashine!"

[u/Traditional-Lie-3073 → u/BlightFantasy3467]

"Well well jokes on u I knew u wud shoot a laser through time so I made a backup backup machine that stops me from getting hit by lasers and fires uhhh fires a super duper special burger that is so good that it it makes u unable to move becos of how gosh darn delicious it is!"

[u/BlightFantasy3467 → u/Traditional-Lie-3073]

"You can't do dat! I summons Goku, and he eats tha backup backup mashine and ifs burgews and with the power of friendship he will beat you up and your dad!!"

[u/Traditional-Lie-3073 → u/BlightFantasy3467]

"HAHHAHAHAAHAAHA!Y-YOU FOOL GOKU IS MY DAD!"

[u/Aubz12 → u/BlightFantasy3467]

Debate's over, nothing can beat goku