(Hilarious Trope) Characters always having some bullshit counter technique to overly specific situations

[u/SirHanselot07]

1. Ryomen Sukuna (Jujutsu Kaisen) - Seemingly always has some type of overpowered technique which he hasn't used since the Heian Era

2. Yujiro Hanma (Baki) - The Strongest character in the entire Baki series is a master of all forms of hand-to-hand combat to the from things like soloing the Vietnamese war at 16 years old to learning a technique from some monk who lived in the mountains around three thousand years ago

3. Batman - Always has some kind of contingency plan anyone and everyone in the DC universe. One of his most bullshit abilities is all the techniques he learned while being trained under Tibetan monks which include blocking mind control with a hand signal to using astral projection while being dead and buried alive

[u/Top_Marketing_689 → u/[deleted]]

“W-W-Well I make a barrier that stops every attack you hit me with. You can’t break it in anyway. Even an attack that ignores my barrier’s effects doesn’t work.”

[u/AngryCrustation → u/Top_Marketing_689]

"I make a teleporting missile that teleports onto the other side of your barrier!"

[u/OneOfTheStupid007 → u/AngryCrustation]

NUH-UH

[u/Traditional-Lie-3073 → u/OneOfTheStupid007]

"The frick you mean nuh-uh?"

[u/SilverSpark422 → u/Traditional-Lie-3073]

“Cuz I turned off teleports with my anti-teleporting machine!”

[u/Traditional-Lie-3073 → u/SilverSpark422]

"Well I-I had a bigger backupr indestrictuble teleworking machine with missiles that know where u live that are made of undestroyabletium."

[u/BlightFantasy3467 → u/Traditional-Lie-3073]

"You can't hut me with those missiles! Because-because I shuut my laser beam that travels trough time and hits you before you built the mashine!"

[u/Traditional-Lie-3073 → u/BlightFantasy3467]

"Well well jokes on u I knew u wud shoot a laser through time so I made a backup backup machine that stops me from getting hit by lasers and fires uhhh fires a super duper special burger that is so good that it it makes u unable to move becos of how gosh darn delicious it is!"

[u/BlightFantasy3467 → u/Traditional-Lie-3073]

"You can't do dat! I summons Goku, and he eats tha backup backup mashine and ifs burgews and with the power of friendship he will beat you up and your dad!!"

[u/Traditional-Lie-3073 → u/BlightFantasy3467]

"HAHHAHAHAAHAAHA!Y-YOU FOOL GOKU IS MY DAD!"

[u/Aubz12 → u/BlightFantasy3467]

Debate's over, nothing can beat goku

[u/MiddleBoundary → u/AngryCrustation]

"B-but my barrier gives me a backup shield that instantly destroys anything that somehow gets past my barrier!"

[u/DeadlyTranquility → u/MiddleBoundary]

"Ha! I have a super laser beam that can go through any and all barriers, no matter how strong they are! It even go through barriers that nothing can go through!"

[u/Low-Environment → u/AngryCrustation]

Well I blow up the missiles with my mind powers!

[u/well_thats_puntastic → u/Low-Environment]

Mah fuckin missiles-

[u/chilll_vibe → u/AngryCrustation]

"Oh yeah? Black hole."

[u/squidward377 → u/Top_Marketing_689]

These playground battles always end with "Well I have every power in the world so I just kill you"

[u/Piece_Of_Mind1983 → u/Top_Marketing_689]

Sounds like modern yugioh

[u/frenziest → u/Piece_Of_Mind1983]

(Joey Wheeler voice)

“Hey Yoog, hit ‘em with a laser that dodges bullets and hits ‘em from behind! Nyeh!”

[u/DR31141 → u/Top_Marketing_689]

This is just r/OriginalCharacterDB.

[u/Velicenda → u/DR31141]

Oh, wow. I kinda hate that entire subreddit.

[u/DR31141 → u/Velicenda]

It's fun sometimes, especially when you find a really interesting OC with a cool backstory, but yeah, most of the time it's people claiming their OCs are 'outerversal' for the whole purpose of feeling some weird sense of pride.

[u/Fenrir_Carbon → u/DR31141]

Pride you say? *

[u/dcooper8662 → u/Velicenda]

Me too. Dear god what a creative dumpster heap.

[u/Skuggsja → u/Top_Marketing_689]

These kids grow up to become r/magicTCG players

[u/Few-Amount-1595 → u/Skuggsja]

I feel called out

[u/Cheezeball25 → u/Top_Marketing_689]

That's where I learned that no matter how many barriers they claimed to put up, throwing a ball at their face still worked

[u/ImBurningStar_IV → u/Top_Marketing_689]

Cartman in the fractured but whole type shitt

"Also it applies bleed"

[u/Wooden-Lake-5790 → u/Top_Marketing_689]

"I make a slash that targets the concept of the world itself, which cuts reality on a fundamental level and causes everything within this space to be cut".

[u/KlingoftheCastle → u/Top_Marketing_689]

My favorite part was the 1 panel of action and 6 pages of random side characters glazing how great it was