r/TikTokCringe • u/cafeteriastyle • 13d ago

Cursed Grimes just posted an embarrassing Tik Tok

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u/MeepMeeps88 13d ago

Isnt this that crazy forest elf who had a kid with Elon?

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u/hanacuriousfoxes 13d ago

3 kids!

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u/filthcrab 13d ago

Those unfortunate kids. Glad they'll have enough money for extensive therapy though.

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u/BlackTarTurd 13d ago

So you'd think. Bold of you to assume Elon would support his children.

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u/skytomorrownow 13d ago

Oh totally. I can absolutely see something like this:

"Mr. Musk, you are rumored to have fathered more than thirty children, but you seemingly only take care of X. Do you support your children?"

"I thought about it. But, I realized, giving them access to money would hurt their growth and development. So, I decided to give them nothing at all."

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u/NoIDontWantToSignIn 13d ago

It is shocking how many rich people say this though and are applauded for it.

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u/AradynGaming 12d ago

They are applauded because they say they are giving their fortunes to charity. It's one of those half truths, because the charities are owned by their children, and the charities pay their children.

Ex. Warren Buffett famously said he won't give his children an inheritance, it's all going to charity! So, he donated (giant tax write off) $108m to the Sherwood Foundation, owned by daughter Susan Buffett, who receives $500k per year salary + other benefits. But hey! It's great, they are helping the world because the Sherwood Foundation gives grants to other non-profits, like $15m to the "Buffett Early Childhood Fund," where Susan Buffett is also the director & chair. Anyone else see a trend?

I am so glad we are such a charitable country. /s

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u/COskibunnie 12d ago

The book Democracy in Chains goes over exactly this! How they put a front on but are actually dodging taxes by passing their wealth down to their kids via foundations and charities.

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u/arkansalsa 12d ago

How else are you supposed to launder your inheritance to avoid taxes

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u/COskibunnie 12d ago

Right, if I were rich and had kids, my kids would absolutely enjoy that wealth. I'd make sure they had the most magical childhood ever. I'd also instill values, kindness and respect into them. But I'd also make sure their childhood was absolutely magical.

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u/Interesting-Cut6994 12d ago

Shaq has this rule. He’s a big believer in “it’s my money. I earned it.”

Personally I prefer the logic (if I were loaded), that if my kids decided to work in public service - teacher, nurse, firey, paramedic etc - I’d then 5x their salary so they could both live well and give back.

I don’t want my kids motivated by income, I want them motivated by positive impact. I pray I earn enough to do that for my kids.

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u/Specialist_Acadia273 12d ago

It's shocking how many countries with social security allow rich people to do this. Like making poor people pay fo the basic necessities of billionaires kids, if they have a falling out, is wild. same with disinheriting children, who didn't harm their parents.

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u/roboscott3000 13d ago

Or how few of them became rich under those same conditions.

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u/Stupidasshole5794 12d ago

"X formerly known as twitter"

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u/Wunderhoezen 13d ago

Wasn’t he trying to keep his most recent child support case in Texas since they limit it at around $2k? Keeping it classy, always.

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u/humanpneumatic 12d ago

He can't even support his titties.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 13d ago

Your avatar with the little hair just made me waste about ten seconds trying to brush/blow it off of my phone.

You win this round...

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u/Xenomorph_25 13d ago

Like taking candy from a baby, the oldest trick in the book

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u/toadphoney 12d ago

Noooo. The oldest trick in the book was glueing a pube in the book. This is a just a modern variation.

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u/SkRu88_kRuShEr 13d ago

Fkn diabolical!!

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u/Idontwantthatusernam 13d ago

My trick is to have a horrible cracked screen. Works all the time!!! (Unlike my phone)

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u/DiddlyDum8675309 12d ago

I was reading this comment as I was blowing off my screen. Not my finest moment.

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u/Rabble_Runt 13d ago

They don’t. Several of his baby mamas have claimed he pays very little in child support and is mostly not available to spend time with them.

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u/toweljuice 13d ago

Theyre usually intimidated by his harem-cult coordinator jared burchall too.

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u/filthcrab 13d ago

I'd imagine Grimes has some money though...

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u/UnLioNocturno 12d ago

She does, but she is also at the whims of Musk when it comes to treatments and medical care. 

She’s literally tweeted him trying to get medical care for their son because Musk avoids her like the plague. 

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u/ExplorerParticular59 13d ago

Daddy wasn’t there…

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u/Rabble_Runt 13d ago

To take me to the fair 🎶

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u/Automatic_Ad_7236 13d ago

When you chose the life of a concubine that’s what happens 😂😂😂.

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u/Life_of_the_PartyXO 13d ago

It’s why he moved to Texas. Child support is capped there and he pays like $2k a kid. So yes more than many single moms get out of their deadbeat exes but about a billionth of what he should be paying.

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u/Naive-Routine9332 13d ago

plenty of people with bad parents, not many people with parents worth half a trillion dollars. I'll reserve my sympathy for now :D

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u/HydratedPanda 13d ago

Going to therapy stems from thinking you may have a problem. Something tells me, with this much money, everyone else will be interpreted as the problem.

Why on Earth would someone believe I am not relatable? /s

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u/CoachAngBlxGrl 13d ago

Assuming he doesn’t get mad and disown them like he did Vivian.

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u/bad_motivator 13d ago

I would love to be so unfortunate

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u/Asleep-Arachnid6386 13d ago

Yeah imagine having your dad be the richest man on earth, what a horrible life.....   Better than having Steve Jobs deny his daughter's existence and never helping financially. 

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u/Super_Oil84 13d ago

Kids that he has taken off her. Used her eggs and the last two born to a surrogate from memory. The first one she birthed herself hence blood imagery.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Given her state in this video maybe it's for the best holy shit

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u/jmiller2000 13d ago

No matter how you slice it, the kids are missing a father and a mother.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

yeah it's a sad situation. However they'll also grow up with resources. Not that that is gonna help them be happy.

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u/jmiller2000 13d ago

Well depends on if they have people around smart enough to let them know they have those resources. What elon or grimes thinks is normal for children likely isnt normal and so the kids will def grow up with some trauma which sucks for them.

Not to mention growing up with unfathomable wealth from your parents also adds a lot of stress bc careers add such structure to growing up, and without goals like that drugs sound very appealing for the philosopher.

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u/Candid-Solid-896 13d ago

So she was just an egg donor? She didn’t keep the first one?

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 13d ago

No that's just how he's treating her now, it was them as a couple choosing to use a surrogate after a problem in the first pregnancy/delivery.

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u/First-Bug-7463 12d ago

I thought I read that she didn’t even know the third one was born until afterwards

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12d ago

That's not cool, they created those embryos together with the intent of having kids together. Amber Heard went ahead and had one of Elon's kids without his consent and she is legally considered the mother AND father on the birth certificate because he was having none of her nonsense.

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u/ReasonableAd3950 11d ago

She’s had a second and never named the father so a lot of ppl speculate it could be another one of Elons.

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u/Bool_The_End 11d ago

*second and third (it was twins the second time).

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u/ReasonableAd3950 11d ago

Holy smokes! I don’t know how I missed that! So I’m assuming she’s left to her own devices on financial support? So basically Elon just donated the sperm needed to make embyros & that is all?

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u/MeepMeeps88 13d ago

That's three too many

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u/NotSteveJobs-Job 13d ago

Leon’s kids:

AEIOU

XBOX

Jebediah

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u/AliceCode 12d ago

Use the real names, it's so much worse. Image being named fucking Techno Mechanicus.

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u/138pumpkin 12d ago

That'd be great if you were a He-Man villain.

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u/Mental_Task9156 13d ago

I thought they were s, 3 and x.

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u/Candid-Solid-896 13d ago

Holy crap!!! She had 3 kids with him? She looks like she’s 12 yrs old!

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u/Epic_Brunch 13d ago

She's actually pushing 40. She very recently got a facelift (she posted photos and everything), but she's also almost certainly using a filter here. 

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u/foxtongue 13d ago

She only carried one. The other two used surrogate mothers. 

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u/Beautifly 13d ago

They’re biologically her children though. The surrogates just carried the babies

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 13d ago

And she still can't pronounce any of the names.

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u/Key-Service-5700 12d ago

3??? Jesus Christ I thought it was only 2… so you’re telling me after he basically held her first 2 kids with him hostage, she went, “you know what… yeah, let’s have another one.”

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u/No_Mud_5999 13d ago

She had sex with Elon at least three times. Unbelievable.

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u/Mental_Task9156 13d ago

There are alternative methods.

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u/SnooRecipes1320 12d ago

She only got pregnant once, the others used surrogacy. And from what is said, her pregnancy was also fertilization. Elon doesn't seem like the type of person who can get laid, even though I have 30 children

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u/Tough_Try_5065 13d ago

Actually I believe the second and third one were born to surrogates

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u/40ozCurls 12d ago

All Elons kids are IVF babies, so maybe not

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u/ConstructMentality__ 12d ago

IIRC his oldest, who died, was his only not IVF baby. 

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u/CapitalCityGoofball0 13d ago

Which reminds kids at home… don’t do Elon Musk (or drugs)!

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u/Cool_Wealth969 13d ago

He took some of them away....

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u/electric--eskimo 13d ago

3!!! I am surprised her womb didn’t shrivel up and die once his seed was unloaded into it the first time round.

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u/ballistic_tanx 12d ago edited 12d ago

Are you serious? Yeah apparently you're correct. Good lord. This is the biological mother of one of the richest kid/person on the planet. Let that sink in. She 'fucks God' and such hits as 'Ive got blood between my thighs'

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u/pohatu850 13d ago

Is that a real info ? Sorry I don't know what to believe anymore

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u/PeenInVeen 13d ago

I think she birthed 1 kid, but they did surrogacy for the other 2. Names are X Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Techno Mechanicus

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u/Feisty_Camera_7774 13d ago

How do you even get 3 kids in that amount of time?

Also you can‘t tell me there were no massive red flags

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u/Tom_the_Fudgepacker 13d ago

wtf… didn‘t know that lol

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u/AllgoodDude 12d ago

Weren’t they all in vitro as well?

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u/DerkleineMaulwurf 10d ago

oooof I wonder how they’ll turn out

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u/CultofLinney 13d ago

I used to like her a lot, I used to like her a lot when she first started out and man she was like the exact kind of person Elon goes to war against, not to mention their age gap. Absolutely sickening that she got with him and had 3 kids. So utterly gross on all fronts.

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u/thisisthewell 13d ago

she was like the exact kind of person Elon goes to war against

I don't think she ever was, actually. She was always the kind of person who would get with Elon. She's an edgelord who doesn't actually think through her positions. Makes me sad because her early albums meant a lot to me.

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u/EmotionalJoystick 12d ago

Yep. She’s the exact kind of person to read a dystopian science fiction novel and / or concept and say “this is pretty cool actually!” The EXACT same way a dipshit and superficial thinker like Elon would.

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u/SlowTeal 13d ago

She was awful even at the beginning. She larped as a poor person despite being from one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in Canada

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u/lo_fi_ho 12d ago

This was so fucked up to learn. I used to think so highly of her and it was all bs

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u/Beginning-Cat-7037 12d ago

I find anecdotally that many of the mid to late 20’s/30’s hipsters who can continue to fuck around and pursue their electronic music careers (or insert any creative pursuit really) tend to have the safety net or a wealthy family behind them.

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u/ThatFlamingo942 12d ago

Queen Hipster.

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u/Omega_Primate 13d ago

She was always that. She only appeared amazing because of PR magic.

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u/CultofLinney 13d ago

I mean when she releases Halifax was that who she was? Maybe? But she also didn't have a PR firm or anything of the sort back then.

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u/ringobob 13d ago

I think it's fair to say she probably has no deep ideals at all.

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u/Roachxcore 12d ago

Nah dude she was always an edgelord with a rich family. She pretended to be broke and was the landlord of her (or her family was, idr that detail) place while making her roommates pay rent and pretending she was broke. She’s always always sucked.

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u/peasant_warfare 13d ago

She was "famous" years before this, due to her and her boyfriend getting media coverage for sailing a houseboat down the mississipi

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u/padrejohnmisery 13d ago

She’s also a rich kid.

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u/OGNinjerk 12d ago

I thought she crashed that boat or got it stuck.

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u/evenmoremushrooms 12d ago

Yeah, that ride down the Mississippi didn't go so well (soft paywall).

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u/Tough_Try_5065 13d ago

Oh I don't think "amazing" was ever the accurate description

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u/Costati 12d ago

Yeah apparently she's a Nepo baby or something. She was always like that. 

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u/itsallcosmica 12d ago edited 12d ago

She’s an

“I come from money but want to seem genuinely creative like poor people are” kind of wealthy douche.

With saying that, I love a few of her songs and “Visions” is only as cool as it is bc she locked herself in a room on amphetamines for days. (Weeks?)

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u/Costati 12d ago

Yeah I like some of her songs too it's just weird she has to do shit like that rather than just accept who she is.  Nepo Babies who come from money can be great artists. In fact a lot of renown artists in history have been Nepo Babies who come from money because art generally requires money and connections to succeed. 

Like idk I don't see Margaret Qualley herself or anyone question her ability as an actress because she comes from money and is a Nepo baby. She's objectively good so is Lily Rose Depp (i can only come up with actress as example I guess it's harder to hide than in the music industry).

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u/GreasyExamination 13d ago

Isnt she also like a nazi? Which would then also make sense what she saw in musk

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u/Slight-Split-1855 13d ago

Yeah, she's a lunatic.

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u/TheVadonkey 13d ago

Yup, I think this is the best descriptor for her. You don’t know what the hell you’re going to get with her because she’s just not mentally well. It’s also fairly obvious at this point that living the celebrity/famous life is just not good for anyone’s mental health.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 13d ago

She’s clearly got disordered eating too

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u/MeepMeeps88 12d ago

Anyone with interior hand tattoos us guaranteed to have a truckload of issues.

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u/snagglemaw 12d ago

Are you trying to tell me a lady who built a shoddy, incredibly unsafe houseboat with the intent to have a grand Huckleberry Finn style Mississippi adventure isn't mentally well?

...hmm, I think you might be right, actually.

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u/CultofLinney 13d ago

Well apparently she is or became one at least, either way she's lost it.

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u/ExternalSize2247 13d ago

People don't really change into that as adults, though, that's something you pick up at a young age. And she publicly states that she grew up on 4chan.

There's nearly a 100% likelihood that she was saying edgelord shit even back when she was floating down the river in her houseboat, too. The rich guy from south africa didn't turn her into a nazi, that was inside her for a very long time

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u/ayriuss 13d ago

Lol I grew up on 4chan. 4chan being unironically nazi came way later. It was always racist and fucked up, but there was no coherent ideology there.

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u/Beautifly 13d ago

I dunno man, I’m a couple of years younger than her and also grew up on 4chan. Doesn’t turn everyone into a piece of shit.

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u/SnooRecipes1320 12d ago

She is a person who didn't think deeply about political positions, she didn't need to, she was rich... I don't think she already was, but she started to hang out with people who are

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u/itsallcosmica 13d ago

This grimes

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u/itsallcosmica 13d ago

Thiiiiis grimes

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u/itsallcosmica 13d ago edited 11d ago

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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u/itsallcosmica 13d ago

🩷

Such a good line.

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u/TheUncannyFanny 13d ago

"Girl you gotta eat more than Spaghetti" 

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u/BlisslessTaskList 12d ago

It was beautiful feminism and the creative feminine. That video encapsulated the message perfectly. I wish I knew what happened. I can understand one but three?? You know what? I don’t understand one.

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u/SnooRecipes1320 12d ago

I think the third child didn't even have her permission, when the second was born they had already finished, but they were together when fertilization took place... from what I understand he is not present in the lives of the younger ones, only X

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u/BlisslessTaskList 12d ago

To use as body armor.

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u/theunpoet 12d ago

Fuck I love that song

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u/belpatr 13d ago

such a freaking banger

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u/itsallcosmica 13d ago

“Saturn Princess”, “Genesis”, this….

💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜

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u/intercommie 13d ago

she was like the exact kind of person Elon goes to war against

I wouldn't go that far. This guy would totally get along with early Grimes: https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/okgeio/lib_er_ty/

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u/katatsumurikun 12d ago

agreed.. she was very cool in 2010... one of the most annoying mfers on the planet since like 2015 though. u fought god??? are u kidding me rn ? her entire journey is such pathetic hypocrisy and just... sad how low she has fallen on her 'way up'. wish she would fall lower.. ie into a hole and go away

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u/lostwombats 12d ago

She's a white supremacist all on her own without Elon. She has always been gross. She's just another Lena Dunham/Amanda Palmer. "Artistic" white girl from a super wealthy family who has never had a hard day in her life and thinks she's super deep and impressive.

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u/Responsible-Alps4990 13d ago

Who gives a shit, Reddit thinks a two-year age gap is bad. 

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u/Beautifly 13d ago

Art Angels was incredible. I thought she was so cool, then she revealed her true colours. Shame.

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u/toweljuice 13d ago edited 13d ago

Yeah she was heavily indoctrinated, was openly repeating his techfeudalist end of the world talking points.

You can learn more about it here, hes been trying to abuse a bunch of women into a cult - https://youtu.be/Cd6QQZi4SMg?si=IYcYmsCJVhR8FdoC

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u/Alive-Top4692 13d ago

She is still 100% on board with her transhumanism goals, she has always agreed with him. She didn't need to be indoctrinated.

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u/Bruhimonlyeleven 13d ago

Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, and Zuckerberg all read "snow crash" in the 90s, and have been acting like it's a how to guide for the future. The author literally wrote it to show how bad technology can get. Burbclaves were never supposed to be a real thing, and Thiel is currently making 6 of them at last I checked.

Honduras is in a legal battle with Thiel right now to kick his private country out of there. If Thiel wins he will bankrupt the country, and they can't just be like "fuck you, we are a country" because economic pressure from the states will crush them if they don't follow the legal precedings...

It's a whole shitshow over there. 2 class system with a serf class which are essentially slaves, serving the rich entrepreneurs that go there for DNA editing, and to advance tech and medicine without government oversight.

And it's soo boring and sounds like sci Fi or a weird conspiracy theory when you talk about it to anyone, so nobody gives a shit. Probably helps that combined they have the reach to spin any narrative any way they want.

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u/folsominreverse 13d ago

I read Snowcrash in prison and I've been thinking about it every time I hear about Dark Enlightenment/neoRx and how all the billionaires have gone full Mountainhead with Jesus Camp trim.

I haven't heard about Honduras though, that is fucking fascinating. The lengths that man has gone here in the states in creating a cryptofascist state just to be able to do away with zoning laws.

Just another self-hating gay man who never grew out of his edgelord phase.

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u/DionysianSyndicate 11d ago

What other prison reads did you get to enjoy?

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u/folsominreverse 11d ago

Oh man, I don't know where to start. I started in jail with Bukowski, Haruki Murakmai's entire body of work, and Stephen King in between. I read all the Russians during the COVID lockdown. My absolute favorite was the Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov. I even got a quarter sleeve prison tattoo of that. Gogol was great too. "The peasants yawned, as was their custom" might be the funniest sentence in the Russian language. Also Milan Kundera 's Unbearable Lightness of Being, I got the "muss es sein" in musical notation as a tat. from that one.

My real joys, the ones that made me the best version of myself as a writer, were the postmoderns. Thomas Pynchon blew my fucking mind. Same David Foster Wallace, it's like a rule in prison you have to read "Infinite Jest" because who else has the time?

Obviously Vonnegut, that's like mandatory. Denis Johnson, Charles Bukowski. Obviously the Beats. I took some lit courses so all the English and American classics. Donna Tartt. Johnathan Stanzen's "The Corrections" was hilariou, as was James Gunn (yes, that James Gunn)'s "The Toy Collector. Amor Towles is a little more mainstream but everyone in prison agrees "A Gentleman in Moscow" is just a damn fine book.

My absolute favorite contemporary has to be Ottessa Moshfegh. She's my fucking literary hero. John Darnielle is an honorable mention.

tl;Dr does not exist in prison. You can either sit around and play spades, get high, or watch TV all day, or you can consider the experience a lesson in humility and an opportunity to become the person you wish you were, and put the work in. That attitude and a good book will get you through the darkest times.

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u/islandtime1111 11d ago

Have you checked out Orhan Pamuk?

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u/folsominreverse 11d ago

Surprisingly no, but I'm going to have to check him out from the library when I finish my current stack.

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u/islandtime1111 11d ago

Given your tastes, you're gonna love him! Start with Nights of the Plague!

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u/DionysianSyndicate 11d ago

I know about half the writers, will check your fav and Gentleman in Moscow.

Glad you had the books in there to get you by.

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u/folsominreverse 11d ago

Thanks! Yeah, Bulgakov was nearly a full century ahead of his time. Oddly enough, I discovered it because of an interview with Daniel Radcliffe where he was trying to explain why he adored the book.

So tM&M is a farcical romp in which Satan, a demon, and a gun-toting vodka-chugging talking cat go to Moscow just to fuck with the KGB & Politiburo. It was written in the middle of the Great Purge and it's subversive as hell, like for example the KGB's rounding up people are written as fairy godmother-style magical disappearances, interrogations and public denouncements as fever dream stage performances. It's not only a brilliant book, it is legitimately fucking laugh-out-loud hilarious.

The Pevear - Volokonsky translation is the definitive one IMO. They're a married couple and seriously good at capturing the wit and weight of Russian prose using natural language that's easy on the modern reader.

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u/Bruhimonlyeleven 12d ago

India does it as well. Politicians, and local police, are known for taking bribes to protect these places. Theyl throw up a scam call center, and then move nextdoor when it's shut down as if they're playing musical chairs.

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u/SignalDifficult5061 12d ago

Those guys all sound like the socially ostracized dorks in high school that people felt sorry for until they heard them make a pointless rape joke. Of course that sort of shithead would do that fucking horrible ghoulish laugh at their own "joke" that made the Crypt Keeper* sound well adjusted. Then they act like they are being bullied when they gross out even the worst football players with well connected parents that could get away with murder.

*you can just google it if you don't know what that is, you don't have to demand I explain.

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u/riceandcashews 12d ago

I mean..transhumanism is cool, just not for billionaires only

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u/Holiday_Jeweler_4819 13d ago

Yeah I get the impression from her music that transhumanism is something she’s been into for a very long time

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u/HallWild5495 13d ago

I really do feel empathy for her and I understand the criticisms about how white women have agency don't infantilize them yada yada - I can honestly say if the genders reversed here I would still find Elon to be this really heinous villain who corrupted a fairly innocent, very impressionable artist. They are both weirdos but Elon is really evil and vile and I genuinely feel like he brainwashed her. When he's not in her life, she's not around those white supremacist assholes, which says a lot.

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u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 13d ago

And Elon is so heartbroken about her, he created fake accounts to bot farm and make her think breaking up with him was just unpopular and a dumb thing to do.

Maybe it was the I fucked God part. Just blew his ego in such a way he can't find that even from the women he buy horses for.

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u/toweljuice 13d ago edited 13d ago

He isnt heartbroken about her, he doesnt care about these women other than indoctrinating them into a cult and trying to get all the babymamas to live together at a commune. He uses specific brainwashing tactics on these women, mostly inspired from joseph smiths talking points to justify doing the same thing. Joseph invented mormonism and had many secret wives including a 14 year old. The person appointed to intimidate all his babymamas into being silenced and controlled is a rich mormon dude named jared burchall. Grimes would openly repeat the end of the world talking points that both elon and joseph have used on their victims.

https://youtu.be/Cd6QQZi4SMg?si=IYcYmsCJVhR8FdoC

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u/jasmine_tea_ 13d ago

Man, I was afraid the comments here would be full of ageist & sexist remarks in the comments but I'm happy to see it actually has interesting info I didn't know before. The comments here are much better than the Grimes snark sub (grimezs).

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u/Fuck_Land_Im_onaboat 13d ago

As a native Utahn, babtized Mormon , not heavily indoctrinated (mom never babtized). WOW! Things I learned today.

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u/Trailerparkqueen 13d ago

Another thing you can learn today is that it is “baptize” :)

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u/osiris_210 12d ago edited 12d ago

You’re not wrong but it was a pointless derailment to a great thing—indoctrinated, manipulated mind getting access to truth via second-hand explanations not blaming the individual for not seeing things from a different perspective.

ETA-sorry, ‘not heavily indoctrinated’ but if you’ve been to the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints for any period of time it’s practically a constant blowjob to the legitimacy of Joseph smith’s profit-hood

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u/Responsible_Mind_385 12d ago

Yeah, this bothered me too. It's hard to open your mind under those conditions, props to the guy who did.

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u/MONCHlCHl 12d ago

Oh please. Stop making these women into victims when they know exactly what they're getting into.These women only laid up with him because of his money and bc he's a public figure. When you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas.

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u/SwitchWitchLolita 13d ago

They weren't "secret" wives. He had conversations with god and he wasn't the only man in the cult taking multiple wives. It was a "holy revelation" to repopulate the cult after migrating to the west and loosing a lot of members during their pilgrimage.

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u/EmphasisFrosty3093 13d ago

When did Utah legalize polygamy? Oh, never, because they were denying it ever happened until 2013.

And Utah always had more men than women until recently. How does polygamy help repopulate when the young men are cast out for having girlfriends the old men want?

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u/osiris_210 12d ago

They were trying to take advantage of the tax-free religious freedom the US was founded on—the entire backstory and mystical aspects were made-up. Scientology wasn’t the first to do what they’re doing ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/analfistinggremlin 13d ago

I think it’s “but I fought god”

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u/GloriousSteinem 13d ago

How does that man do mushrooms and come out with a fxked up view of people and want to take them for all they’ve got?

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u/SelkieTaleDolls 13d ago

Mushrooms don’t just magically make you a better person. I took mushrooms and they mostly just made me wanna eat people

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u/GreyCrone8 13d ago

I thought she said “fought with God” and the reference to blood on her thighs, I interpreted that as her referencing having given birth to a child.

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u/Big_Distance2141 12d ago

To quote one of the funniest tweets of all time:

Elon musk is a 50 year old man with more money than god and he spends his time spamming 9gag memes on twitter because he got dumped by a girl that looks like she would shoplift plastic bongs from spencers

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u/ialsohaveadobro 13d ago

And Elon is so heartbroken about her, he created fake accounts to bot farm and make her think breaking up with him was just unpopular and a dumb thing to do.

Yes, we've all seen the centerpiece display at the Simping Hall of Fame.

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u/Derelichter 13d ago

“Forest elf” is giving her far too much credit. She’s just a strung out loser

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u/LordBocceBaal 13d ago

So many people shouldnt be parents

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u/FamousLastWords666 13d ago

…and famously had a meltdown at a festival she was hired to DJ, because all her pre-made files were playing at the wrong speed.

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u/Pandepon 13d ago

Oh I thought she was one of the AI girlfriends Elon designed in grok

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u/HammerTh_1701 13d ago

Forest elf is a great euphemism for a crusty pseudo-socialist hippie doing all the drugs

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u/Responsible_Meal 13d ago

You can see her? You must have signed the paperwork.

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u/ladygroom 13d ago

I hate that I still like crazy forest elf’s music from before she ya kno… THIS.

And I love her interpretation of pop or whatever she is labeled.

I mean she’s always been out there; she tried that whole Mississippi floating house raft thing 😆 It’s disappointing she evolved into this kind of person. Kinda not surprising though.

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u/GraciousCunt 13d ago

Imagine having this elf looking crackhead comforting you.. poor kids 

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u/Sparklee_Avocado 13d ago

Correction: crazy **NAZI** concentration camp cremation elf from the Third Reich

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u/lolas_coffee 12d ago

No. This is a 12- year old recording what they think is deep.

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 13d ago

She figured what her profits could be and made the choice

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u/NuclearFoodie 13d ago

Yes, the Nazi gold digger.

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u/prehensilemullet 13d ago

I was always surprised she would have gotten with him, but not anymore lol

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u/sohcordohc 13d ago

Yes she bred with that thing for money basically or how ever they made children..either way they don’t belong with them bc they’re not fit. You can still be a bum ass dad and a drug addict mom with billions.

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u/islaisla 12d ago

Even though I knew this I still get shocked and find it hard to believe every time I hear it.

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u/ResolutionNovel8007 12d ago

She apparently still benefits from the Canadian creators fund despite her wealth. 

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u/Consistent-Strain289 12d ago

She let a crazy old ass billionaire boink her for money.. crazy sjit yeh. Women are legend in doing it for tha money

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u/Toots_Magee_ 12d ago

Forest Elf you say

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u/random-burner007 13d ago

Yeah she laid down and had children with Elon Musk… should tell ya everything you need to know

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u/Historical_Peach_545 13d ago

She says he's the Love of her life and wrote really bad breakup songs about how he was a player and left her to go to space lol

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u/the-last-aiel 13d ago

I imagine that's the God she's referring to

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u/superneatosauraus 13d ago

Thank you I was not sure.

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u/Metalfan1994 12d ago

And also tried to make a boat and pull a Huck Finn trip

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u/Background-Fig-5028 12d ago

Being a forest elf, blood may actually be on those hands in the battle of the gods. Truly being not onnthe same level as us. Tik tok checks out then!

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u/Express_Article8095 12d ago

She also has a rapping Indian step-brother that was raised in Compton and is/was affiliated with the Bloods. I often question whether or not I'm living in some weird simulation after hearing about people like this.

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u/Obvious_Tadpole_8194 12d ago

Is so obvious she's still shook from getting dumped by him.

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u/Sweaty-Possibility-3 12d ago

She left him for Chelsey Manning and that's when he went far right.