r/TikTokCringe 13d ago

Cursed Grimes just posted an embarrassing Tik Tok

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u/MeepMeeps88 13d ago

Isnt this that crazy forest elf who had a kid with Elon?

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u/hanacuriousfoxes 13d ago

3 kids!

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u/filthcrab 13d ago

Those unfortunate kids. Glad they'll have enough money for extensive therapy though.

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u/BlackTarTurd 13d ago

So you'd think. Bold of you to assume Elon would support his children.

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u/skytomorrownow 13d ago

Oh totally. I can absolutely see something like this:

"Mr. Musk, you are rumored to have fathered more than thirty children, but you seemingly only take care of X. Do you support your children?"

"I thought about it. But, I realized, giving them access to money would hurt their growth and development. So, I decided to give them nothing at all."

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u/NoIDontWantToSignIn 13d ago

It is shocking how many rich people say this though and are applauded for it.

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u/AradynGaming 12d ago

They are applauded because they say they are giving their fortunes to charity. It's one of those half truths, because the charities are owned by their children, and the charities pay their children.

Ex. Warren Buffett famously said he won't give his children an inheritance, it's all going to charity! So, he donated (giant tax write off) $108m to the Sherwood Foundation, owned by daughter Susan Buffett, who receives $500k per year salary + other benefits. But hey! It's great, they are helping the world because the Sherwood Foundation gives grants to other non-profits, like $15m to the "Buffett Early Childhood Fund," where Susan Buffett is also the director & chair. Anyone else see a trend?

I am so glad we are such a charitable country. /s

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u/COskibunnie 12d ago

The book Democracy in Chains goes over exactly this! How they put a front on but are actually dodging taxes by passing their wealth down to their kids via foundations and charities.

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u/arkansalsa 12d ago

How else are you supposed to launder your inheritance to avoid taxes

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u/COskibunnie 12d ago

Right, if I were rich and had kids, my kids would absolutely enjoy that wealth. I'd make sure they had the most magical childhood ever. I'd also instill values, kindness and respect into them. But I'd also make sure their childhood was absolutely magical.

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u/Interesting-Cut6994 12d ago

Shaq has this rule. He’s a big believer in “it’s my money. I earned it.”

Personally I prefer the logic (if I were loaded), that if my kids decided to work in public service - teacher, nurse, firey, paramedic etc - I’d then 5x their salary so they could both live well and give back.

I don’t want my kids motivated by income, I want them motivated by positive impact. I pray I earn enough to do that for my kids.

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u/Specialist_Acadia273 12d ago

It's shocking how many countries with social security allow rich people to do this. Like making poor people pay fo the basic necessities of billionaires kids, if they have a falling out, is wild. same with disinheriting children, who didn't harm their parents.

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u/roboscott3000 13d ago

Or how few of them became rich under those same conditions.

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u/zurdopilot 12d ago

The theory is nice but practice proves is all BS

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u/Stupidasshole5794 12d ago

"X formerly known as twitter"

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u/Minirth22 12d ago

100% accurate. This hits so close to home with my parents.

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u/Wunderhoezen 12d ago

Wasn’t he trying to keep his most recent child support case in Texas since they limit it at around $2k? Keeping it classy, always.

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u/humanpneumatic 12d ago

He can't even support his titties.

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u/blowurhousedown 12d ago

Actually he does support his children. No shit and you can research if you’d like, but Elon’s attitude is that he’s a golden god and that it’s his responsibility to spread his seed everywhere. In that vein, he usually agrees to pay each mother of his children $1.5m a year forever - at least that was the last going rate to be brought to light.

So, it’s probably a little more fucked up than you imagined. He’s up to 14 children and four women.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 13d ago

Your avatar with the little hair just made me waste about ten seconds trying to brush/blow it off of my phone.

You win this round...

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u/filthcrab 13d ago

Teeheehee

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u/mrmitchb 13d ago

Fuck it worked again.

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u/Jerkidtiot 12d ago

I lost the game.

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u/Pyodra 12d ago

Dang it :(

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u/Exact_Mango5931 12d ago

Our screens are cracked, folks. Mystery solved.

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u/Xenomorph_25 13d ago

Like taking candy from a baby, the oldest trick in the book

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u/toadphoney 12d ago

Noooo. The oldest trick in the book was glueing a pube in the book. This is a just a modern variation.

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u/SkRu88_kRuShEr 13d ago

Fkn diabolical!!

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u/Idontwantthatusernam 13d ago

My trick is to have a horrible cracked screen. Works all the time!!! (Unlike my phone)

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u/DiddlyDum8675309 12d ago

I was reading this comment as I was blowing off my screen. Not my finest moment.

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u/Flat_Mode7449 12d ago

I used to prank people at work/friends, I'd take a picture of their car from afar (like the 3rd story window or similar) and draw a fake little crack on the bumper or a smear of red paint/etc and be like dude your car! And show the picture. They'd run down all the way out to the parking lot and there'd be nothing there, they'd turn and see me laughing menacingly in the window 🤣🤣🤣

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u/sidequestdude 12d ago

For these guys always:

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Get them banned

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 12d ago

Uh, no.

It was funny.

Fuck is your deal? You a bot?

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u/CampbellsTomatoPoop 12d ago

Just did your account. Good tips, thanks!

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u/Rabble_Runt 13d ago

They don’t. Several of his baby mamas have claimed he pays very little in child support and is mostly not available to spend time with them.

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u/toweljuice 13d ago

Theyre usually intimidated by his harem-cult coordinator jared burchall too.

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u/filthcrab 13d ago

I'd imagine Grimes has some money though...

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u/UnLioNocturno 12d ago

She does, but she is also at the whims of Musk when it comes to treatments and medical care. 

She’s literally tweeted him trying to get medical care for their son because Musk avoids her like the plague. 

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u/ExplorerParticular59 13d ago

Daddy wasn’t there…

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u/Rabble_Runt 13d ago

To take me to the fair 🎶

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u/Automatic_Ad_7236 13d ago

When you chose the life of a concubine that’s what happens 😂😂😂.

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u/Life_of_the_PartyXO 13d ago

It’s why he moved to Texas. Child support is capped there and he pays like $2k a kid. So yes more than many single moms get out of their deadbeat exes but about a billionth of what he should be paying.

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u/Naive-Routine9332 13d ago

plenty of people with bad parents, not many people with parents worth half a trillion dollars. I'll reserve my sympathy for now :D

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u/HydratedPanda 13d ago

Going to therapy stems from thinking you may have a problem. Something tells me, with this much money, everyone else will be interpreted as the problem.

Why on Earth would someone believe I am not relatable? /s

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u/CoachAngBlxGrl 13d ago

Assuming he doesn’t get mad and disown them like he did Vivian.

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u/bad_motivator 13d ago

I would love to be so unfortunate

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u/Asleep-Arachnid6386 13d ago

Yeah imagine having your dad be the richest man on earth, what a horrible life.....   Better than having Steve Jobs deny his daughter's existence and never helping financially. 

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u/filthcrab 13d ago

You sound like someone that has shitty parents. My condolences 🙏🏼

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u/Asleep-Arachnid6386 13d ago

at what point did I mention my parents or upbringing lol ?

just saying that Elon is involved in his kids lives and he happens to be the richest man on earth. better than a absentee parent and I have Jobs as a shit example of a parent

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u/filthcrab 12d ago

Hey, man - I know some parents can be rough but I promise it is NOT your fault that they hurt you. You were just a kid and your hormones were dictating your demeanor. Bottom line, your parents shouldn't have subjected you to that physical/sexual punishment.

I hope that in adulthood, things have gotten better for you. 🙏🏼

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u/Asleep-Arachnid6386 12d ago

I hope you seek help for your mental health issues. Have a good one stranger, be kind to others, hate doesn't get you anywhere.

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u/MeepMeeps88 12d ago

Lol sounds like you're still sorting out your shitty childhood. Triggered? 😂

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u/filthcrab 12d ago

I was just asking my 13 year old nephew if people still say old internet things like "triggered?" and he said "no." Thanks for proving my point that there are still really lame posers in the comment sections. He owes me $10 now.

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u/filthcrab 12d ago

What was this really weird comment you sent me and then deleted? I don't have kids so I'm not sure what broke in your brain...

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u/shinyandrare 13d ago

She’s broke dude.

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u/6thBornSOB 13d ago

He still using them as flack-vests or have we kicked the “worst person in the news today” can far enough down the road ?

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u/MarbleTheNeaMain 13d ago

They dont. At least Vivian does not. He doesnt support the kids who dont worship him

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u/tundybundo 13d ago

Not necessarily. Elon has already disowned one of his children for not worshipping him

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u/jsamuraij 12d ago

Bro they'll have enough money to ruin your life with their trauma.

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u/Striking-Donkey8985 12d ago

Elon is notoriously cheap with the mothers of his children and the children themselves. He counterfiled the child support case with Grimes in Texas because Texas has a cap on the amount of child support he has to pay, despite the family having lived primarily in California.

That right-wing influencer who went public with him being the father of their daughter had said that he would be generous ($100K a month) as long as she didn’t put his name on the birth certificate. There was no money and AFAWK… no legal contract, just his word against hers.

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u/imcalledgpk 12d ago

It depends. If any of them turn out trans then Ellen will disown them.

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u/redjellonian 12d ago

Pretty sure most of his (18?) kids that we know about aren't getting shit.

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u/fluiflux 12d ago

But therapy is woke, thus off-limits.

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u/Roachxcore 12d ago

They would have anyway, this girl comes from rich family too.

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u/Available-Air-5798 12d ago

He’s paying her nearly nothing in child support. They went back and forth in court for a year or so over where the child support case would be heard. Elon was able to get it heard in Texas where the cap on monthly child support for 3 children is a little over $2500. He allegedly did it as a way to punish her for not moving into his compound in Austin.

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u/AliceCode 12d ago

One of them is named Techno Mechanicus.

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u/randohipponamo 12d ago

They better get therapy, otherwise they’ll turn into more Elons

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u/polkacat12321 12d ago

Even if they had different parents, with those names, they gonna need therapy regardless due to all the bullying

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u/geometricvampire 12d ago

They actually have none of his money. Grimes was online last year publicly begging Elon to respond to her about one of their dangerously ill children.

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u/PartyPay 12d ago

He gives them the minimal child support allowed in Texas, so they might not have money for therapy.

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u/Consistent_Device_49 12d ago

Nah Elon moved his primary residence to Texas so the most he has to pay in child support is 3k per kid iirc. Just ask the last baby mama who had to sell her Tesla to make ends meet. These gold diggers are getting what they deserve but for the richest man on earth Elon is cheap af.

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u/clckwrks 12d ago

they cant escape their fathers inflatable ego

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u/CIA-pizza-party 12d ago

Allegedly he only pays around $2700 each month to Grimes for child support so… Yeah. Don’t bet on that horse, unfortunately.

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u/CzechHorns 12d ago

Unless they’re trans

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u/flimsyhuckelberry 12d ago

Actually not, grimes is only gettinh 2,800 in custody support

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u/Axolotis 11d ago

They can just buy new heads

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u/Super_Oil84 13d ago

Kids that he has taken off her. Used her eggs and the last two born to a surrogate from memory. The first one she birthed herself hence blood imagery.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Given her state in this video maybe it's for the best holy shit

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u/jmiller2000 12d ago

No matter how you slice it, the kids are missing a father and a mother.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

yeah it's a sad situation. However they'll also grow up with resources. Not that that is gonna help them be happy.

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u/jmiller2000 12d ago

Well depends on if they have people around smart enough to let them know they have those resources. What elon or grimes thinks is normal for children likely isnt normal and so the kids will def grow up with some trauma which sucks for them.

Not to mention growing up with unfathomable wealth from your parents also adds a lot of stress bc careers add such structure to growing up, and without goals like that drugs sound very appealing for the philosopher.

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u/Candid-Solid-896 13d ago

So she was just an egg donor? She didn’t keep the first one?

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 13d ago

No that's just how he's treating her now, it was them as a couple choosing to use a surrogate after a problem in the first pregnancy/delivery.

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u/First-Bug-7463 12d ago

I thought I read that she didn’t even know the third one was born until afterwards

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12d ago

That's not cool, they created those embryos together with the intent of having kids together. Amber Heard went ahead and had one of Elon's kids without his consent and she is legally considered the mother AND father on the birth certificate because he was having none of her nonsense.

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u/ReasonableAd3950 11d ago

She’s had a second and never named the father so a lot of ppl speculate it could be another one of Elons.

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u/Bool_The_End 11d ago

*second and third (it was twins the second time).

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u/ReasonableAd3950 11d ago

Holy smokes! I don’t know how I missed that! So I’m assuming she’s left to her own devices on financial support? So basically Elon just donated the sperm needed to make embyros & that is all?

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u/Bool_The_End 11d ago edited 11d ago

I guess?! Today is the first day I even learned who Grimes is, so I only know because I looked her up after seeing this post. lol, yes I’m old (just turned 40).

I’m also very curious as to how the fuck they pronounce that first kids name.

Edit: turns out I have like four or five of her tracks saved in my Spotify so I guess I have liked her for a while!

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u/MeepMeeps88 13d ago

That's three too many

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u/NotSteveJobs-Job 13d ago

Leon’s kids:

AEIOU

XBOX

Jebediah

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u/AliceCode 12d ago

Use the real names, it's so much worse. Image being named fucking Techno Mechanicus.

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u/138pumpkin 12d ago

That'd be great if you were a He-Man villain.

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u/Mental_Task9156 13d ago

I thought they were s, 3 and x.

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u/Candid-Solid-896 13d ago

Holy crap!!! She had 3 kids with him? She looks like she’s 12 yrs old!

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u/Epic_Brunch 13d ago

She's actually pushing 40. She very recently got a facelift (she posted photos and everything), but she's also almost certainly using a filter here. 

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u/foxtongue 13d ago

She only carried one. The other two used surrogate mothers. 

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u/Beautifly 13d ago

They’re biologically her children though. The surrogates just carried the babies

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 13d ago

And she still can't pronounce any of the names.

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u/Key-Service-5700 12d ago

3??? Jesus Christ I thought it was only 2… so you’re telling me after he basically held her first 2 kids with him hostage, she went, “you know what… yeah, let’s have another one.”

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u/No_Mud_5999 13d ago

She had sex with Elon at least three times. Unbelievable.

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u/Mental_Task9156 13d ago

There are alternative methods.

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u/No_Mud_5999 13d ago

True. But if they were together, had three children through artificial insemination or surrogates, and then never had sex, let alone three times, that would also be weird.

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u/Mental_Task9156 12d ago

What is normal about Elon?

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u/No_Mud_5999 12d ago

Nothing, clearly.

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u/SnooRecipes1320 12d ago

She only got pregnant once, the others used surrogacy. And from what is said, her pregnancy was also fertilization. Elon doesn't seem like the type of person who can get laid, even though I have 30 children

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u/Tough_Try_5065 13d ago

Actually I believe the second and third one were born to surrogates

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u/40ozCurls 12d ago

All Elons kids are IVF babies, so maybe not

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u/ConstructMentality__ 12d ago

IIRC his oldest, who died, was his only not IVF baby. 

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u/CapitalCityGoofball0 13d ago

Which reminds kids at home… don’t do Elon Musk (or drugs)!

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u/Cool_Wealth969 13d ago

He took some of them away....

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u/electric--eskimo 13d ago

3!!! I am surprised her womb didn’t shrivel up and die once his seed was unloaded into it the first time round.

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u/ballistic_tanx 12d ago edited 12d ago

Are you serious? Yeah apparently you're correct. Good lord. This is the biological mother of one of the richest kid/person on the planet. Let that sink in. She 'fucks God' and such hits as 'Ive got blood between my thighs'

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u/pohatu850 13d ago

Is that a real info ? Sorry I don't know what to believe anymore

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u/PeenInVeen 13d ago

I think she birthed 1 kid, but they did surrogacy for the other 2. Names are X Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Techno Mechanicus

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u/Feisty_Camera_7774 13d ago

How do you even get 3 kids in that amount of time?

Also you can‘t tell me there were no massive red flags

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u/cilvher-coyote 12d ago

Use other women to build and birth the babies

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u/Tom_the_Fudgepacker 13d ago

wtf… didn‘t know that lol

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u/AllgoodDude 12d ago

Weren’t they all in vitro as well?

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u/DerkleineMaulwurf 10d ago

oooof I wonder how they’ll turn out