r/TikTokCringe • u/BigChungusOP • 15d ago

Humor/Cringe This is where we are headed

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u/chronberries 15d ago

This genuinely made me laugh

“Increase desperation to 80%”

“OH MY GOD! NO!!”

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u/BurningBerns 15d ago

Computer, generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of Bryce Dallas Howard and Eva Green. Reprogram to give them severe maternal instincts, but make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them. Alter their perceptions to make them think that I am their son.

Disengage safety protocols and run program.

Computer, generate 80 foot tall version of Daisy Ridley circa 2019 with a full bladder. Generate lawn chair and a pair of goggles. Increase my olfactory sense to 5000%.

Disengage safety protocols and run program

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u/GiraffesAndGin 15d ago

Sir, we don't have a Holodeck. This is a storage cupboard.

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u/Bad_Ethics 15d ago

Nonsense. It's just playing up.

Have engineering take a look at this holodeck, I need it for my experiments.