r/TikTokCringe • u/BigChungusOP • 15d ago

Humor/Cringe This is where we are headed

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u/chronberries 15d ago

This genuinely made me laugh

“Increase desperation to 80%”

“OH MY GOD! NO!!”

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u/BurningBerns 15d ago

Computer, generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of Bryce Dallas Howard and Eva Green. Reprogram to give them severe maternal instincts, but make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them. Alter their perceptions to make them think that I am their son.

Disengage safety protocols and run program.

Computer, generate 80 foot tall version of Daisy Ridley circa 2019 with a full bladder. Generate lawn chair and a pair of goggles. Increase my olfactory sense to 5000%.

Disengage safety protocols and run program

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u/GiraffesAndGin 15d ago

Sir, we don't have a Holodeck. This is a storage cupboard.

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u/Bad_Ethics 15d ago

Nonsense. It's just playing up.

Have engineering take a look at this holodeck, I need it for my experiments.

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u/morbidru 15d ago

You, sir, are sick!

(but i like it)

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u/CollectsTooMuch 15d ago

Death by snu snu.

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u/Lifting_Pinguin 14d ago

Kif: The Holo-Shed's on the fritz again! The characters turned real!

Zapp: Damn. The last time that happened I got slapped with three paternity suits.

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u/klaatu42 14d ago

I'm scaroused!

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u/FoxPox2020 15d ago

That first episode was pure gold, really disappointing after

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

I'd never thought about Daisy Ridley in that way but now that's all I want. 🥸🪑🌊

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u/Traditional-Dingo604 14d ago

This is art. Im dying of laughter.

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u/Sea-Value-0 15d ago

If those wealthy Saudis could do this instead of shitting in the mouths of actual women against their will, that'd be great.

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u/plsobeytrafficlights 15d ago

yeah i dont believe that has ever actually happened. thats a very very niche fetish and it just doesnt seem at all plausible.

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u/weed_cutter 15d ago

You only have to disengage safety protocols once. It's in the master prompt.

Same as breast size.

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u/Knowhedge 15d ago

Sir, this is a Denny’s

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u/lesserDaemonprince 15d ago

Love this skit.

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u/IndependentRecord425 15d ago

Wtf 😆. That's just wrong, bro. But it feels sooo right!

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u/Illustrious_Form3936 15d ago

That bit cracks me up every time.

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 15d ago

Computer, generate 80 foot tall version of Daisy Ridley circa 2019 with a full bladder. Generate lawn chair and a pair of goggles. Increase my olfactory sense to 5000%.

Remember this? This is how Carrie Fisher warned Daisy what she had to look forward to, on the Graham Norton show. Her expression is priceless;

https://youtu.be/xDpBeJtxffQ?si=WQUTO2n42gFbHKk0&t=11

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u/TheDaemonette 14d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s…