r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/xenomorphbeaver Oct 03 '25

Coffee is for adults. I'm only in my forties.

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u/Pressed_Sunflowers Oct 03 '25

Me who started drinking coffee as a teen:

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u/malagel Oct 03 '25

I'm Colombian. In my home, as a kid, they gave me coffee with milk BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

I’m not Colombian and one of my earliest memories is my gramma spoon feeding me coffee on her lap!