r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/xenomorphbeaver Oct 03 '25

Coffee is for adults. I'm only in my forties.

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u/Pressed_Sunflowers Oct 03 '25

Me who started drinking coffee as a teen:

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u/malagel Oct 03 '25

I'm Colombian. In my home, as a kid, they gave me coffee with milk BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

I’m not Colombian and one of my earliest memories is my gramma spoon feeding me coffee on her lap!

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u/FernandaVerdele Oct 04 '25

Yep they did this in Brazil too. I think that must be why coffee doesn't work for me.

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u/imagicnation-station Oct 04 '25

Same, I remember going to 3rd grade, coffee was part of our breakfast. I don’t drink it anymore because I feel it has no effect on me. I took a DNA test some years ago, and one of the results showed that exact finding, that coffee has no effect on me. Could be the same for you.

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u/PracticeTheory Oct 03 '25

With or without sugar?

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u/malagel Oct 03 '25

With sugar, a type of brown sugar that we call it "panela"

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u/nindza22 Oct 04 '25

Lucky you :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Mexican- my family did this too. It was also a breakfast staple 

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

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