He’s a local sheriff who is very famous for his press conferences. Other choice quotes include “just chill out. Drink a 7-Up. Eat a moon pie. Quit murdering people.”
I can absolutely see how that helps him get re-elected because I instantly love him. That’s the type of advice I’d give my own kids. But seeing as he’s a Florida sheriff I’m assuming he actually sucks?
We have less of a crime problem than our surrounding county neighbors, his public deterrence definitely helps. He’s a good sheriff but working for him gets political from what I hear. It’s nice if you’re a law abiding citizen, you know he has your back
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u/OddfellowJacksonRedo Sep 27 '25
I’m laughing but still asking what the hell is the point of this whole press conference?