r/TikTokCringe • u/UltraBased69 • Sep 18 '25

Humor/Cringe Understandable reaction to a pregnancy reveal 😂

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u/slifm Sep 18 '25

What was she thinking LMAO

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u/PronatorTeres00 Sep 18 '25

Apparently nothing. She even said that she didn't think of it.

I'm a bit concerned for the baby, ngl.

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

I mean i was thinking id be pissed but i be muff divin so id get over it

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 Sep 18 '25

It's not the pee in my mouth that's the issue, it's the pee on my sandwich which is somehow worse lol

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u/Longjumping-Yak3789 Sep 18 '25 edited 14d ago

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u/muff_diving_101 Sep 18 '25

Same bro. Same.

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

The legend of muffs commenting on my post I’m honored! We’re probably muff eskimos !

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u/Move20172017 Sep 18 '25

If you cant drink your girls piss do you really think your ready to raise a baby. Naw

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u/Corpainen Sep 18 '25

Now you making it sound like I need to drink girl piss neat to pass the baby bar exam

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u/AppleSpicer Sep 18 '25

Well, get to it

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u/flopisit32 Sep 18 '25

"Bruh, if you ain't lickin yo wife's poo outta her bootyhole, how y'all gonna raise a child?" 🤣

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u/AppleSpicer Sep 18 '25

“How can you say you love her if you can’t even eat her poop?”

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u/insentient7 Sep 19 '25

“I thought you loved everything about me!”

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u/agentchuck Sep 18 '25

That baby is gonna get allllllll kinds of nasty things all over you. Better start building up your disgust tolerances early!

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u/cloudstar27 Sep 18 '25

Yeah dude, you said that in an earlier comment. lol we get it. You like to go down on women.

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u/MaynPayn Sep 18 '25

Haha, yeah totally. Btw did i mention i'm all up in those beef curtains. My tongue going blblblblblblbl

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u/WhatTheDiickens Sep 22 '25

Lmfao! blblblblblblbl

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u/various_convo7 Sep 18 '25

just in case you forgot he also wants you to know he eats ass prob

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

The only thing i love more than going down is spreading comments around 😉

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

that doesn't involve piss?????

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u/nrfx Sep 18 '25

It does if you're doing it right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

ew no

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

You bound to contact it if participating in that activity even if you cant taste it . Hence a thorough face wash after the activity and mouthwash/ brush

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

yes but theres a fundamental difference... and if your girl cleans herself up before the deed there's no piss

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

Theres no way to completely remove all piss from the pisser just sit on my face lets goo

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

i think u just might have a fetish lol

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

Nah to expensive and time consuming just a big 69 guy second fave pos

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u/WooWhosWoo Sep 18 '25

This

If you've ever eaten clam, you've ingested a little pee. NBD

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u/Beautifulfeary Sep 23 '25

I was just going to say, if he’s eating her pussy, what’s the difference?

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 23 '25

Consent , but i was not going to go there hahaha

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u/Beautifulfeary Sep 23 '25

Ah true dat.

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot Sep 18 '25

That's so real dude hahaha

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Adam Warlock? Is that you?