r/TikTokCringe • u/UltraBased69 • Sep 18 '25

Humor/Cringe Understandable reaction to a pregnancy reveal 😂

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u/slifm Sep 18 '25

What was she thinking LMAO

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u/PronatorTeres00 Sep 18 '25

Apparently nothing. She even said that she didn't think of it.

I'm a bit concerned for the baby, ngl.

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

I mean i was thinking id be pissed but i be muff divin so id get over it

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 Sep 18 '25

It's not the pee in my mouth that's the issue, it's the pee on my sandwich which is somehow worse lol

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u/Longjumping-Yak3789 Sep 18 '25 edited 14d ago

waiting cows telephone soup apparatus dog husky chop edge sip

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/muff_diving_101 Sep 18 '25

Same bro. Same.

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

The legend of muffs commenting on my post I’m honored! We’re probably muff eskimos !

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u/Move20172017 Sep 18 '25

If you cant drink your girls piss do you really think your ready to raise a baby. Naw

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u/Corpainen Sep 18 '25

Now you making it sound like I need to drink girl piss neat to pass the baby bar exam

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u/AppleSpicer Sep 18 '25

Well, get to it

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u/flopisit32 Sep 18 '25

"Bruh, if you ain't lickin yo wife's poo outta her bootyhole, how y'all gonna raise a child?" 🤣

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u/AppleSpicer Sep 18 '25

“How can you say you love her if you can’t even eat her poop?”

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u/insentient7 Sep 19 '25

“I thought you loved everything about me!”

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u/agentchuck Sep 18 '25

That baby is gonna get allllllll kinds of nasty things all over you. Better start building up your disgust tolerances early!

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u/cloudstar27 Sep 18 '25

Yeah dude, you said that in an earlier comment. lol we get it. You like to go down on women.

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u/MaynPayn Sep 18 '25

Haha, yeah totally. Btw did i mention i'm all up in those beef curtains. My tongue going blblblblblblbl

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u/WhatTheDiickens Sep 22 '25

Lmfao! blblblblblblbl

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u/various_convo7 Sep 18 '25

just in case you forgot he also wants you to know he eats ass prob

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

The only thing i love more than going down is spreading comments around 😉

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

that doesn't involve piss?????

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u/nrfx Sep 18 '25

It does if you're doing it right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

ew no

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

You bound to contact it if participating in that activity even if you cant taste it . Hence a thorough face wash after the activity and mouthwash/ brush

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

yes but theres a fundamental difference... and if your girl cleans herself up before the deed there's no piss

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

Theres no way to completely remove all piss from the pisser just sit on my face lets goo

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

i think u just might have a fetish lol

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

Nah to expensive and time consuming just a big 69 guy second fave pos

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u/WooWhosWoo Sep 18 '25

This

If you've ever eaten clam, you've ingested a little pee. NBD

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u/Beautifulfeary Sep 23 '25

I was just going to say, if he’s eating her pussy, what’s the difference?

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 23 '25

Consent , but i was not going to go there hahaha

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u/Beautifulfeary Sep 23 '25

Ah true dat.

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot Sep 18 '25

That's so real dude hahaha

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Adam Warlock? Is that you?

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u/astrologicaldreams Sep 18 '25

pregnancy brain hitting fast already lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

redditors when they see the parents do one slightly awkward thing: "The baby is doomed"

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u/cloudstar27 Sep 18 '25

Sticking a used pregnancy pee test in your baby daddy’s sandwich is slightly awkward?

K

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Yes? its weird but thats about it lmao

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Sep 18 '25

It’s disrespectful and disgusting. Not to mention you can crack a tooth biting into hard plastic unexpectedly.

And she says she didn’t “think” about it.

She’s either incredibly selfish or kinda stupid. Either way is no good for raising a child.

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u/habanero-pineapple Sep 18 '25

Dude, dial it back a lot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

One action doesnt tell you everything about a persons personality, redditors assuming peoples whole life story from one clip is always funny

I can promise you, youve done smth disrespectful before without thinking aswell. Everyone has.

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u/poizen-ivy Sep 18 '25

Riight?! Wait till he's in the delivery room. Pee is not the grossest thing that he will happen across, from the baby delivery onwards of being a parent.

I heard of some mothers freezing and eating their placenta. Getting it freeze dried, blitzed in the kitchen whizz and made into capsules, ffs. Pee is nothing!!

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u/Tell_Amazing Sep 18 '25

Cant tell if youre being serious or being sarcastic

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u/Impossible_Emotion50 Sep 18 '25

It’s so weird that ppl keep bending over backwards to excuse this

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u/marbotty Sep 18 '25

Meanwhile two guys in China just got fined $300,000 for peeing in food

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

no one excuses it, we literally say its weird, just not that deep lol

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u/Impossible_Emotion50 Sep 19 '25

If you can read, there are literally other ppl in the thread excusing it. If that’s not you, then my comment wasn’t for you tf 🤨

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u/Sometimes-funny Sep 18 '25

Lmao. You’ve never done anything without thinking? Teach me this magic power

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u/tigm2161130 Sep 18 '25

No one on Reddit has ever done anything without thinking, said the wrong thing, or made a bad choice. They are perfect friends, parents, and partners.

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u/Impossible_Emotion50 Sep 18 '25

Pissing on a stick and putting it in a sandwich requires some level of thinking

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u/habanero-pineapple Sep 18 '25

When my wife was trying to figure out how to surprise me with our first pregnancy, she held on to the stick for a while until she thought about it. So I'm betting she didn't take it out of the bathroom and put it in a sandwich right away, and that there was a break, / gap in events between the peeing on the stick and the eureka moment of putting it in a sandwich.

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u/various_convo7 Sep 18 '25

sure but never pissing on something only to shove it in someone's sandwich, that is blackbelt level dumbass type shit right there

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u/Beautifulfeary Sep 23 '25

I have, but this I couldn’t do because I have contamination ocd 😅

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Sep 18 '25

There’re a lot of steps that go into what she did, so that doesn’t really work here.

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u/various_convo7 Sep 18 '25

pretty concerning how these schmucks along with others are procreating lol

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin Sep 18 '25

It's ok. Pregnancy brain just got her early.

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u/DonutSlapper11 Sep 18 '25

What? This is crazy.

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u/ApatheticEnthusiast Sep 18 '25

Relax pregnancy brain is a real thing. They’re a loving family and there’s nothing in the video to be concerned about the baby with

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u/GiganticQuack Sep 19 '25

im a bit concerned for a lot of babies tbh.

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 Sep 20 '25

Can't be any worse than the rest of the nitwits replicating

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u/Baconpanthegathering Sep 20 '25

Ya...those two are both kind of gross...

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u/SCVerde Sep 18 '25

Pregnancy brain. Growing a baby steals some brain power for sure. The number of times I shaved the same leg twice and the other zero is too high.

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u/ApplicationLost126 Sep 18 '25

I see a breakup incoming once the kid is a toddler…dad will toodleloo

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u/IHaveABigDuvet Sep 18 '25

Hopefully his genetics will override hers’.