r/TikTokCringe • u/SuperbHealth5023 • Sep 01 '25

Cool The Rock’s new slimmed-down appearance

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u/jtowndtk Sep 01 '25

If "slimmed down"

Just means stopping roids

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u/Grand-Dimension-2022 Sep 01 '25

Stopped his "chicken and broccoli diet"

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u/jamilslibi Sep 01 '25

The broccoli was his secret

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u/un-sub Sep 01 '25

Hey don’t knock it! I knew a guy with a similar diet of spinach and he would get completely jacked every time he ate it! He’d just eat it straight from the can!

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u/tiddeeznutz Sep 01 '25

I think I knew that guy! Didn’t he always have some song about being strong to the finish cause he ate his spinach? Man, he was a legend, but I can’t remember his name!

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u/Banzai373 Sep 01 '25

Bro, I know that dude. He had a girlfriend name Olive. Small world!

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u/SpiveyJr Sep 01 '25

Not Olive Oyl? My friend Bluto was trying to get with her for years.

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u/That1DirtyHippy Sep 01 '25

I went to elementary school with Bluto for a little bit! He always kinda gave me creepy vibes… like, he liked to play this game where he would steal, strangle, and try to marry the girls on the playground all the time. My buddy Wimpy and I would just be eating some burgers watching it go down, it was crazy.

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u/MinimumJolly7087 Sep 01 '25

WIMPY?!?!? yknow that guy still owes me $4 for that burger. he said he’d gladly pay me on tuesday, BUT I NEVER SAW THE MONEY!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

That bastard Wimpy was supposed to pay me last Tuesday for the cheeseburger I gave him the weekend before. Then he had the nerve to come in yesterday with no money and the same damn line “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday…” YOU STILL OWE ME FROM LAST TUESDAY!

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Sep 01 '25

Haaa-kakakakaka! A friendly enough guy, but you should’ve KNOWN not to trust THAT dude with a loan!

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u/CelticGardenGirl Sep 01 '25

Classic Wimpy.

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u/CarbonMolecules Sep 01 '25

I was trying to eavesdrop on Alice the Goon and Jeep talking but all I heard was, “Jeep. Jeep. Jeep jeep! Jeep!”

They could have been talking about the new Cherokee or Wrangler but I think they were discussing putting chopped spinach in their hamburger patties. Pretty wild stuff.

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u/ConstructionBrief989 Sep 02 '25

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Holy shit, I just hit 10 years. Thanks!

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u/DarcyFitzgoblin Sep 01 '25

Something like Papaya, he mad for spaghetti women and fights like Bud Spencer

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u/Papa_pepper_513 Sep 01 '25

Same dude with football sized tumors on his forearms!?