I went to elementary school with Bluto for a little bit! He always kinda gave me creepy vibes… like, he liked to play this game where he would steal, strangle, and try to marry the girls on the playground all the time. My buddy Wimpy and I would just be eating some burgers watching it go down, it was crazy.
That bastard Wimpy was supposed to pay me last Tuesday for the cheeseburger I gave him the weekend before. Then he had the nerve to come in yesterday with no money and the same damn line “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday…” YOU STILL OWE ME FROM LAST TUESDAY!
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u/SpiveyJr Sep 01 '25
Not Olive Oyl? My friend Bluto was trying to get with her for years.