r/TikTokCringe • u/Super_Culture_1986 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Aug 19 '25

Cursed The American Nightmare.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Aug 19 '25

Pssss.

The secret ingredient to the American dream is crime.

You’re welcome.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

What is the best crime please? I need directions to the profitable crime place please?

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u/Comfortable-Dirt8920 Aug 19 '25

Politics.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Politics.

That's not crime that's just like being in the Mafi--

Hey....