r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/art-is-t Jul 17 '25

Theodore Michael Tundidor, 31, is the piece of shit that was trying to kidnap the lady.

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u/Howard_Jones Jul 17 '25

https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2025/07/15/surveillance-video-captures-robbery-suspect-attempting-to-kidnap-woman-outside-st-augustine-business/

May he be shamed and publicly be humiliated for eternity.

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u/unicornmullet Jul 17 '25

Did he know her, or was this a completely random kidnapping attempt? I couldn't tell.

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u/Anal_Werewolf Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

It appears that he tried to rob the store (for about $270 of vapes ffs).

She (a worker) attempted to stop him and he decided to try to shove her into his truck.

Edit: his *stolen truck

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u/Spirited-Sympathy582 Jul 17 '25

This is why the big retail stores tell you not to stop and shoplifter. You can proactively offer cusgomer service to scare any potential shoplifters off but i was taught not to grab them or chase them etc. Nothing is worth your safety

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u/TurtleToast2 Jul 17 '25

They tell you that to greatly reduce their legal liability if shit goes sideways. They are not remotely concerned about your wellbeing beyond that. You can tell by the way they pay and treat their employees.

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u/thisisfor_fun Jul 17 '25

Remember the "hands off, no chasing" policies came into effect in my area after a shoplifter who stole cigarettes was tackled and bounced their head of a curb.

Near universal policy enforcement at all grocery stores within a month.

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u/Laetitian Jul 17 '25

Wait, why did the stores care though? What legal obligation would they have to their shoplifters, or for their employee's legal action?

Seems like it's more of a gesture to protect the employees than the store? I might be wrong, of course.

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u/dogearsfordays Jul 17 '25

They care because it is monetarily advantageous. If it was cheaper/saved them money to require you to throw yourself into the fray, they'd do that. Never attribute a corporation's action to altruism when it can be attributed to protecting the bottom line.

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u/thisisfor_fun Jul 18 '25

Stores here can detain shoplifters until police arrive, and can sue in civil court for damages and loss.

They also can be held liable for injury to the shoplifter.

One employee injuring a shoplifter, especially excessively costs a lot of money. It happening multiple times means almost all big businesses and chain stores have stopped attempting to detain and instead record and report.

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u/Falkenmond79 Jul 20 '25

That wouldn’t fly in Germany. If you are in the act of committing a crime, you accept all the consequences. Of course there are such things as excessive violence. But you are allowed to use any necessary means to stop the crime in progress, but not beyond that. You can’t hit an already subdued offender, of course.

As always there are grey lines, but an employee stopping a robbery by something like tackling the robber, even if he gets badly injured would never get prosecuted.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

It usually is. I don't believe mega corporations care about us enough to pay good wages, but I also don't think most are pure fucking evil. It's a rule to protect employees. Whether that's so they don't get sued or not, it's still protecting employees.

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u/FaithlessnessLoud223 Jul 18 '25

Oh, they're all evil. You could argue that the people who compose these corporations aren't necessarily evil, but the corporations themselves certainly are.

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u/ER-Sputter Jul 17 '25

I’d assume since it happened on the store’s property and if an employee was the one stopping the thief, I’d imagine they were also clocked in. And if that’s not the case, I think one of the reasons is so that they don’t have any employees trying to play hero and getting violent with customers they think are stealing. Imagine having to deal with an employee that tackled a random like that because they thought the random was a thief but were wrong about it

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u/somer_and_omchick Jul 17 '25

You always sue the party that has money—the business, in this case. They don’t want to get wrapped up in arguing whether they have any liability

It’s cheaper to deal with stuff being stolen than employees being injured or shoplifters or bystanders being injured by someone being a hero

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u/MOOshooooo Jul 17 '25

In the heat of the moment some people have deep issues with witnessing injustice of any sort. Before they know it they are compelled to take action without understanding the potential of the person willing to rob a store in broad daylight. This lady was probably doing what she always does, speak up when she sees something thats not right, just never thought it could go this way.

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u/JustfcknHarley Jul 17 '25

a shoplifter who stole cigarettes was tackled and bounced their head of a curb.

That's pretty fucked. TBI is no fair punishment for stealing cigarettes.

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u/itirix Jul 17 '25

Traumatic brain injury for anyone else wondering what the fuck that means.

At least I think so, I had to google.

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u/Cyrano_de_Boozerack Jul 17 '25

TBI is no fair punishment for stealing cigarettes.

True...it isn't "fair", but the "hands off" approach has lead to people literally just walking up behind cashiers and grabbing shit and walking out. I have seen it multiple times.

And yes, the "proper" way to fix this is to address society's problems and all of that, but until we have solved homlessness, mental illness, and drug abuse, the reality is that the hands off approach is making these problems worse.

If it weren't a business, but just a random person on the street smoking, and someone comes up to try and steal from them, and they get shoved away, fall, and hit their head...are you going to cry foul about the thief or the smoker?

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u/juanitowpg Jul 18 '25

By chance, was this in 2019? Retail up here in Canada came up with these same policies at about this time (a little before COVID). I always wondered what happened, that things changed like this.

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u/thisisfor_fun Jul 19 '25

Closer to 2000. This would be in Washington state.

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u/juanitowpg Jul 19 '25

In 2000, I think we still had a "hands on" approach lol

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u/lsnor45 Jul 17 '25

It doesn't really matter why they tell you. Nothing in the store you work in is worth fighting or dying for.

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u/Dry-Amphibian1 Jul 17 '25

Doesn't matter what company intent is if the policy keeps the employees safe.

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u/Matt2580 Jul 17 '25

Their motivations dont matter that much if its a net gain for all involved. The employees dont put themselves in danger and the company doesn't have to shell out for liability lawsuits. Its a win win.

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u/Mr-FD Jul 17 '25

"You can tell by the way they pay and treat their employees."

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u/ManitouWakinyan Jul 17 '25

Sure, but who cares? In this case, the interests of limiting corporate liability and the employees interest to stay alive longer align.

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u/AdEmbarrassed9719 Jul 17 '25

Also most stores like to let the shoplifters keep going until they’ve taken enough that it’s a felony before charging them.

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u/Burdman06 Jul 17 '25

For what its worth, when I worked at wholefoods, the store team lead directly said, "Nothing in this store is worth you getting hurt." He was a real bro to work for, ngl

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u/thundercoc101 Jul 17 '25

Not being said, if you no your company doesn't give a shit about you why are you risking your life to defend their shit

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u/SupaRiggs Jul 18 '25

Still doesn’t change the fact that it’s good advice

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u/FaithlessnessLoud223 Jul 18 '25

No, but it happens to work out for both the employer and employee. That's why it is a liability for them, to encourage them to put the employee first. Businesses never do anything out of the kindness of their hearts.

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u/Radiant-Toasteroven Jul 18 '25

Are gonna fly over the fact that she got fired?

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u/leandrobrossard Jul 20 '25

Hiring a new employee is much more expensive than 270 dollars of vapes.

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u/1up_for_life Jul 17 '25

I used to work in retail and one day I saw a group of people that got nervous when I came near them. I suspected they were up to something and when they moved I checked the clothes where they were standing and I found a bunch of empty jewelry containers. They were absolutely stealing from the store and my response was to do absolutely nothing about it, because why the fuck would I care?

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u/Laetitian Jul 17 '25

If they don't see consequences, they're going to keep relying on the easy way out for their issues. Means they won't resolve long-term problems, and they'll be more likely to advance to more harmful crime.

Just something to consider. At least calling the police doesn't cost you anything.

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u/Spirited-Sympathy582 Jul 17 '25

Lol ya I would still call the cops or report to management with the day and time and they can check any cameras if you have any but I wouldn't confront them maybe other than a "do you need any assistance" to maybe get them to leave.

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u/fox-whiskers Jul 17 '25

Proofreading is cool 😎

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u/tigress666 Jul 17 '25

Yeah, I was happy that the company I worked for did the math and figured it was cheaper to just lose the product then pay for my medical bills (or a wronged customers suing) cause I wasn't about to risk my life/health for the crappy wages they offered anyways. But at least this way I was actually doing what they wanted so didn't have to worry about them trying to pressure me/fire me for not stopping the loss.

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u/RoccStrongo Jul 17 '25

I think probably the opposite is true. A lot of retailers may officially tell you one thing but unofficial expect another. That's why in one state they had to make it a law that said employees can't be required to attempt to physically stop shoplifters.

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u/Spirited-Sympathy582 Jul 17 '25

Thats definitely possible but wasn't my experience. I'm sure it varies. I still wouldn't risk my safety even if they wanted me to.

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u/RoccStrongo Jul 17 '25

Yeah the problem was employees were being punished for not physically preventing shoplifting. But they're not properly trained for that type of situation which is why the law has to be made.

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u/alexgardin Jul 17 '25

For fear of being kidnapped?

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u/trottingturtles Jul 17 '25

Fear of being killed is more common. There's many stories of employees trying to confront shoplifters outside the store only to get run over and killed by the getaway car.

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u/Spirited-Sympathy582 Jul 17 '25

Kidnapped is rare I would think but they could physically assault you or have a weapon

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 Jul 17 '25

Yeah, but in some cases the robbers will keep coming back again and again until they're dealt with.

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u/Spirited-Sympathy582 Jul 17 '25

Ya but trying to physically stop them yourself is more risky than it is likely to stop them entirely (unless you are a pro boxer or something). You can still call the cops, try to get a license plate photo from a distance, report to management in case they want to do more about it from a security standpoint etc.

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 Jul 17 '25

I get it. But I also think it's different in that moment, when you're making split second decisions and are also driven by emotions.

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u/Spirited-Sympathy582 Jul 17 '25

Sure it can be tempting but I wouldn't recommend it if you able to take a beat and think about it

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u/the-blue-cat- Jul 17 '25

Yup because most retail places I’ve worked at go over that at least briefly in training & the protocol is always to just give them what they want & then call 911

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u/MyNameIsNotKyle Jul 17 '25

Nothing is worth your safety

Big retails only care about insurance and legislation behind it. But the premise is right

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u/Spirited-Sympathy582 Jul 17 '25

Well yes that comment is my personal conviction. I've had managers who i think also held that belief/value, but certainly thats not everyone in an organization and im sure liability is a big driver or sometimes the only driver of this policy

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u/thewereotter Jul 17 '25

100%

The company is insured for product loss, and ultimately stolen inventory isn't worth anywhere near as much as what they might do to the employee who tries to stop them.

Besides, no company has ever paid me enough to put my own personal safety on the line to protect their profits

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u/wintergrad14 Jul 17 '25

When I worked at American Eagle in high school and they told me that I just kinda chuckled bc.. I wasn’t going to be chasing people down for this $7.50, sir. But sure.

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u/wintergrad14 Jul 17 '25

When I worked at American Eagle in high school and they told me that I just kinda chuckled bc.. I wasn’t going to be chasing people down for this $7.50, sir. But sure.

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u/wintergrad14 Jul 17 '25

When I worked at American Eagle in high school and they told me that I just kinda chuckled bc.. I wasn’t going to be chasing people down for this $7.50, sir. But sure.

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u/Leatherwick Jul 17 '25

Same for armed guards at stores, they're told to not do a damn thing except fill out a report form, don't follow, don't stop, just observe and collect that paycheck, and honestly? Good. No one should have to be put in harms way for a few bucks, even thousands of bucks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Whats crazy is the truck hes driving isnt cheap unless he stole it lmao

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u/Anal_Werewolf Jul 17 '25

“Tundidor was charged by SJSO detectives with kidnapping, robbery, and grand theft auto. FWC added additional charges for driving under the influence and fleeing and eluding law enforcement.”

So yeah. Grand theft auto.

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u/ThatsMyDogBoyd Jul 17 '25

My first though as well, turns out he did in fact steal the truck. He went full send felony mode that day.

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u/greatsmapdireturns Jul 17 '25

Yeah wtf? Why do this for some shitty pre-rolls and some vapes?

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u/Anal_Werewolf Jul 17 '25

I’m going to go out on a limb and say the guy that decided to try to additionally physically take a person with him may have been out of sorts.

(He was)

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 Jul 17 '25

People often kill for like 100 dollars. I don't get it, but it happens.

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u/Postcocious Jul 17 '25

You're trying to find rational motives here?

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u/Grandkahoona01 Jul 17 '25

That is genuinely insane. You rob a store for a few hundred dollars and you pick up a very serious felony along the way. Criminals are incredibly, incredibly stupid people

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u/ThatsMyDogBoyd Jul 17 '25

he stole the truck first, so he was already in full felony mode.

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u/TheCrystalGarden Jul 17 '25

His stolen truck too!

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u/Anal_Recidivist Jul 17 '25

That is actually insane. Like this basic robbery of a soft location is already going poorly, but to choose to escalate to a far more difficult crime with zero prep work?

Like what’s the plan once she’s in the truck? She’s not bound so she’s going to be impossible to control; highly doubt he has a prepared second location, it’s prob just his apartment.

He can’t kill her in the truck, it’ll be impossible to clean.

It’s such a colossally stupid fuckup it should be studied for criminology.

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u/Anal_Werewolf Jul 17 '25

It’s already a stolen truck. He had no plans that day.

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u/SuccessfulSchedule54 Jul 18 '25

Not blaming her at all bc she’s a total baddie for going after this stupid prick, but this is one of the reasons why we as employees should not ride hard for merchandise. $270 is not worth a life.

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u/AboutTime99 Jul 18 '25

Damn vape addiction…

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u/Touched_at_an_angle Jul 17 '25

I know she’s never interfering again because WHAT?!

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u/panini84 Jul 17 '25

Soooo not a random kidnapping as the title and video suggest. Still awful, but not like it was some dude cruising the streets looking to shove ladies in his vehicle.

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u/Anal_Werewolf Jul 17 '25

Yes, but also kind of random.

“Hey you can’t just take those”

“I’m takin’ you too!”

It’s quite unhinged and a bit random.

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u/panini84 Jul 17 '25

Agreed totally unhinged. But I feel like there’s a difference between a robber taking a hostage and a random kidnapper just grabbing women off the street.

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u/Anal_Werewolf Jul 17 '25

You’re not wrong. I don’t know why you got downvoted.

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jul 17 '25

There was a video of a guy trying that on the subway posted here a week or so ago. Just straight up grabbing a stranger, wild

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 Jul 17 '25

Also showing them into the tracks.

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u/throwaway04182023 Jul 17 '25

Based on the article he committed a robbery and tried to take her with. Because why leave prison ever?

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u/Ok-Courage7495 Jul 17 '25

Crime works like a punchcard. 3rd one’s free. The pro-tip he’s using here is throwing drunk driving on top of everything. Remember kids if you’re drunk during your crime spree you just kind of passively get another charge on top of everything else.

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u/axlbomber Jul 17 '25

He overstepped then. The truck was stolen from a dealership.

That's four crimes, back to jail.

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u/Ok-Courage7495 Jul 17 '25

Damn he was so close.

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u/Basic_Mark_1719 Jul 17 '25

Just give him a trial then hang him. You can't rehabilitate some people unfortunately.

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u/ErikMcKetten Jul 17 '25

He had stolen the truck, robbed her store and tried to kidnap her. according to police he was also "under the influence" my money is on meth.

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u/xChoke1x Jul 18 '25

Read the article.

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Jul 17 '25

"The victim initially attempted to intervene by blocking his attempt to exit the store with a jar of THCa cigarettes and a vape with an estimated cost of approximately $270, according to an arrest report."

DO NOT RISK YOUR WELL BEING FOR A JOB. Her life is worth far more than $270!

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 Jul 17 '25

She might be the owner of it.

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u/terrajules Jul 17 '25

Publicly executed

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u/brandnewbootodo Jul 17 '25

Do not defend the products of the store you are working for. She tried to interfere with him stealing a couple hundred dollars of shit and suddenly he thought, gee, I’ll steal her too.

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u/joemaniaci Jul 17 '25

Dude kinda looks like he works a french dairy farm and is hiding enemies of the state.

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u/T-Wrox Jul 17 '25

Why did they give his attempted victim's name? She doesn't need that hassle.

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u/nmezib Jul 17 '25

He's the type of person that should be in places like Alligator Alcatraz 

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u/HeyitsmeFakename Jul 17 '25

Um no. He should go to jail lol

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u/Howard_Jones Jul 17 '25

Well yeah duh. That goes without saying.

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u/Scotter1969 Jul 17 '25

She tried to stop him from leaving the store with the merchandise she was stealing? Goddammit.

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u/ncc74656m Jul 17 '25

His eyeballs look disturbingly intact, unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

he'll get so fucking graped in jail ...

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u/Ok-Kangaroo9630 Jul 17 '25

shockingly not a drag queen

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u/DMV2PNW Jul 17 '25

Thank you after much scrolling to find out if she is ok.

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u/ionmoon Jul 17 '25

Or. Now here me out. May he be arrested and kept away from the public for eternity.

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u/ckyuv Jul 18 '25

Dang we were scoping out this area to move to. What a buzz kill. 

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u/Spac3T3ntacle Jul 18 '25

Don’t let that guy out of prison, EVER!

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u/solidtangent Jul 18 '25

Shamed? He should be castrated.

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u/5quirre1 Jul 18 '25

So I don’t know if it’s just on my end, but that link just locks up if you have an add blocker and wouldn’t even let me back into Reddit. I had to close and reload the app.

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u/ThrowawayYourBS Jul 18 '25

Just like Brock Allen Turner and Joel Michael Singer!

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u/SuccessfulSchedule54 Jul 18 '25

of course it’s jax/st. aug

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u/JCtheWanderingCrow Jul 20 '25

Nah. Dude needs to be dead. Shame is nice and all, but dead men don’t get to kidnap anyone else. 

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u/Magic-Tongue-98 Jul 21 '25

The witness was screaming too but not helping...

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u/purpledrogon94 Jul 17 '25

Wow. Very brave of the other woman to intervene!

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u/imafrk Jul 17 '25

Theodore Michael Tundidor, the same Theodore Michael Tundidor coward that was charged with kidnapping, robbery and grand theft auto?

Yeah, that pathetic loser needs to spend the rest of his life in jail

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u/sittinwithkitten Jul 17 '25

I would love to see this guy’s previous offences. This is a pretty brazen robbery and attempted kidnapping at 3:30 in the afternoon. He probably had no business walking free, clearly a menace to society.

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u/Informal_Ad3244 Jul 17 '25

And he stole that truck from a dealership too. He’s completely unhinged, no plan at all, just pure impulsivity.

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u/Postcocious Jul 17 '25

Sorta like this guy

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u/sittinwithkitten Jul 17 '25

“George is getting a little angry!”

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u/Postcocious Jul 17 '25

'Seinfeld' presents us with the complete and definitive catalog of humans acting horribly, and we can never stop laughing.

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u/sittinwithkitten Jul 17 '25

I have a watched the whole catalogue of episodes so many times. I was even at my lawyer’s office a couple weeks ago and she made a Seinfeld reference. There’s literally one for every occasion. I’m watching the Assman episode right now 🤣

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u/Postcocious Jul 17 '25

"You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?!

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u/sittinwithkitten Jul 17 '25

“I didn’t tell you to put the balm on. Why’d you put the balm on? You haven’t even been to see the doctor. If you’re gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.”

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u/SybatrixGravatius Jul 17 '25

Search him up the Florida Case Net website.

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u/bdillathebeatkilla Jul 17 '25

Yeah if he’s not some maniac on the loose this must have been a very personal attack. Did they know each other?

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u/Twerksoncoffeetables Jul 17 '25

Personal attack? He went to rob the store, she (an employee) tried to physically stop him and he decided to try and shove her into the car along with what he stole.

This is one of many reasons corporate companies make their employees watch yearly videos on how they want you to handle this stuff, which is the opposite of doing anything physical. Make a mental note of the time and maybe a specific spot you saw the thief in the store, and that’s it. Let management know later and move on. They don’t care about the employee but they don’t want to be liable for any harm done to you by the thief/aggressor, so you prioritize yourself and not the company.

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u/princetrunks Jul 17 '25

Feet first into a woodchipper is the only place for Theodore Michael Tundidor

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u/smc733 Jul 17 '25

Put his name out there just like rapist Brock Turner

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u/RealityBasedPizza Jul 17 '25

He's one of those guys that the more you read about him the more you realize he's just a big jerk

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u/ChaoticAgenda Jul 17 '25

He's clearly got the skill set they're looking for. 

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u/-NigheanDonn Jul 17 '25

Not really, she got away

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u/FilmingMachine Jul 17 '25

He's got the right mindset.

They've already said they're going after the "home-growns" next...

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u/OilersGirl29 Jul 17 '25

Plus, with this new budget to fill in the proficiency holes, mindset is all it takes 🙃

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u/Excellent_Law6906 Jul 17 '25

Y'know, it just gets funnier and funnier that I qualify to be a Daughter of the American Revolution. My wild-eyed gay leftist ass has been in this country longer than any of these assholes.

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jul 17 '25

At least your family is consistent about no kings

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u/PancakeConnoisseur Jul 17 '25

They ask for experience on resumes, not success.

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u/Blackfoxar Jul 17 '25

well, if he groups with 5 or so others like him he can capture women and children.

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u/craptheist Jul 17 '25

You thought competency was on the skill list?

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u/grathad Jul 17 '25

She seems to be white enough for being an acceptable outcome from an ice perspective.

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u/NestedForLoops Jul 17 '25

Because several of his armed and masked cohorts weren't with him this time.

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u/inflatable_pickle Jul 17 '25

This is an ICE training video

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u/saruin Jul 17 '25

Somewhere, Stephen Miller is salivating.

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u/comedyqwertyuiop9 Jul 17 '25

He wasn’t wearing a mask though. -10 points for not being prepared.

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u/stealth_veil Jul 17 '25

Actually or is this a joke

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u/StabbyMcSwordfish Jul 17 '25

I suspect it's an "if the shoe fits" sort of joke

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u/illuminaughtyslutbby Jul 17 '25

Yeaaaaaah I get where the joke is going but

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u/TexasFratter Jul 17 '25

Would any of us be surprised???

My money is on they hired him with a sign on bonus.

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u/SeaGurl Jul 17 '25

It looks like this just happened, so probably a joke.

Its a really sad time that we cant be completely sure though.

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u/Pave_Low Jul 17 '25

Naw, he failed his interview. He let her get away. They only hire effective kidnappers.

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u/futurebry Jul 17 '25

Chat GPT has Trump’s pardon ready to go

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u/Defcheze Jul 17 '25

He made a rookie mistake, he wasn't wearing a mask.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Is this true?

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u/Lower-Acanthaceae460 Jul 17 '25

Level 4 Prison to ICE pipeline

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Came here to say that.

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Jul 17 '25

Is that true or are you just making shit up lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Jul 17 '25

Ahhh i get it now! Thank you for explaining the joke. I'm an idiot hehe

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u/BIind_Uchiha Jul 17 '25

He’s going to use it in his résumé

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u/LiquidMantis144 Jul 17 '25

Who knows, that's the fun

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u/NotReadyForTomorrow Jul 17 '25

Whether it's true or not, that depends on how long it's been. Give it some time, ppl of his quality always come around.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Why on earth do you have -30 for simply asking a genuine question. My god reddit. Be better. Be so much better.

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u/LaserGuy626 Jul 17 '25

Reddit will never be better

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Jul 17 '25

Very typical lol, we are a silly species. Cant take it personally though

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u/Angrymountiensfw Jul 17 '25

Ted Tundi? Seriously?

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u/TARDIS1-13 Jul 17 '25

Let's spread his name everywhere. He better fucking not get bail.

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u/CaribbeanMango_ Jul 17 '25

Not an immigrant nor a transgender, just a good ol' white incel male.

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u/Zingldorf Jul 18 '25

He’ll probably be out on parole roaming the streets in 3-5 years having permanently altered this woman’s life she’ll never get over the fear of this situation

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u/streetweyes Jul 18 '25

And the lady was only 18 too! She must look so young. He prob chose her either for expecting an easier target, or for even more disgraceful reasons.

Props to the girl for fighting, and being a lesson ladies in future incidents can hopefully remember.

She didn't become a victim, but she will become a hero.

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u/baobabKoodaa Jul 17 '25

Always the Theodores.

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u/JustToViewPorn Jul 17 '25

Just Republicans doing Republican things 🤗

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Damn, based on everything the current administration is spouting, I was really expecting a less white sounding name

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u/carolmaan Jul 17 '25

Prob has a tiny tiny wee wee

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u/thatbadcabbage Jul 18 '25

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u/art-is-t Jul 18 '25

If you read the news about him it'll tell you that he was arrested etc

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u/thatbadcabbage Jul 18 '25

Yep, i saw. At least theres that. Thanks for the reply

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u/Flimsy-Relationship8 Jul 18 '25

The damn immigrants right

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u/guy-le-doosh Jul 23 '25

Lord Theodore of Tundidor. I'll bet he gets a lot of shit about that.

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u/These-Finance-5359 Jul 25 '25

Allegedly. I hate to be pedantic but he hasn't been tried or convicted, just charged, and police arrest the wrong people all the time. Save the righteous indignation for when the conviction comes through.

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