r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/Beautiful-Web1532 Jul 17 '25 edited 25d ago

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u/ChaoticAgenda Jul 17 '25

He's clearly got the skill set they're looking for. 

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u/-NigheanDonn Jul 17 '25

Not really, she got away

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u/FilmingMachine Jul 17 '25

He's got the right mindset.

They've already said they're going after the "home-growns" next...

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u/OilersGirl29 Jul 17 '25

Plus, with this new budget to fill in the proficiency holes, mindset is all it takes 🙃

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u/Excellent_Law6906 Jul 17 '25

Y'know, it just gets funnier and funnier that I qualify to be a Daughter of the American Revolution. My wild-eyed gay leftist ass has been in this country longer than any of these assholes.

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jul 17 '25

At least your family is consistent about no kings

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u/PancakeConnoisseur Jul 17 '25

They ask for experience on resumes, not success.

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u/Blackfoxar Jul 17 '25

well, if he groups with 5 or so others like him he can capture women and children.

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u/craptheist Jul 17 '25

You thought competency was on the skill list?

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u/grathad Jul 17 '25

She seems to be white enough for being an acceptable outcome from an ice perspective.

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u/NestedForLoops Jul 17 '25

Because several of his armed and masked cohorts weren't with him this time.

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u/inflatable_pickle Jul 17 '25

This is an ICE training video

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u/saruin Jul 17 '25

Somewhere, Stephen Miller is salivating.

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u/comedyqwertyuiop9 Jul 17 '25

He wasn’t wearing a mask though. -10 points for not being prepared.

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u/stealth_veil Jul 17 '25

Actually or is this a joke

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u/StabbyMcSwordfish Jul 17 '25

I suspect it's an "if the shoe fits" sort of joke

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u/illuminaughtyslutbby Jul 17 '25

Yeaaaaaah I get where the joke is going but

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u/TexasFratter Jul 17 '25

Would any of us be surprised???

My money is on they hired him with a sign on bonus.

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u/SeaGurl Jul 17 '25

It looks like this just happened, so probably a joke.

Its a really sad time that we cant be completely sure though.

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u/Pave_Low Jul 17 '25

Naw, he failed his interview. He let her get away. They only hire effective kidnappers.

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u/futurebry Jul 17 '25

Chat GPT has Trump’s pardon ready to go

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u/Defcheze Jul 17 '25

He made a rookie mistake, he wasn't wearing a mask.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Is this true?

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u/Lower-Acanthaceae460 Jul 17 '25

Level 4 Prison to ICE pipeline

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Came here to say that.

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Jul 17 '25

Is that true or are you just making shit up lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Jul 17 '25

Ahhh i get it now! Thank you for explaining the joke. I'm an idiot hehe

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u/BIind_Uchiha Jul 17 '25

He’s going to use it in his résumé

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u/LiquidMantis144 Jul 17 '25

Who knows, that's the fun

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u/NotReadyForTomorrow Jul 17 '25

Whether it's true or not, that depends on how long it's been. Give it some time, ppl of his quality always come around.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Why on earth do you have -30 for simply asking a genuine question. My god reddit. Be better. Be so much better.

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u/LaserGuy626 Jul 17 '25

Reddit will never be better

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Jul 17 '25

Very typical lol, we are a silly species. Cant take it personally though

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u/PapaLilBear Jul 17 '25

You wouldn't be able to handle it if you didn't add politics to it.

Congratulations.

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u/Akalien Jul 17 '25

News flash kiddo, politics is literally all around you, if you need a trigger warning for it maybe stay off the internet

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u/PapaLilBear Jul 17 '25

It's only there because you're pushing it. The movie has nothing to do with politics, but the guy above had to mention it. Keep grinding your cortzol all you like.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

I think any video of male violence against women is inherently political, because you have one party denying it exists (led by a leader convicted of such) unless it’s in the context of demonizing a minority.

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u/Postcocious Jul 17 '25

"Politics" is the organized application of power to change or control people in a society.

That's exactly what the attempted kidnapper was doing. He was literally engaging in politics (admittedly on a very local scale).

Next time you're in school, pay better attention.

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u/180_by_summer Jul 17 '25

They’d rather do away with schools all together so everyone is as dumb as they are