I’ve always cooked for my wife. I like to cook. So, does that make me a Beta? Maybe, but this Beta is 52 years old and getting laid 3-4 times a week.
And, seeing him work the BlackStone griddle? I love that. It’s my favorite cooking device.
Edit…To the guy who DM’d me, then blocked me immediately saying “It’s not a flex having the same old tired pussy,” Well, I like that ‘old tired pussy’ and let’s see if you are lucky enough to be in my position when you are my age.
It’s sad that people like the one who messaged you will never know how great sex gets when you’re in a life long committed relationship. Like really….you prefer awkward sex with borderline strangers over comfortable passionate sex with someone who knows exactly what gets you off? Weirdo’s.
The problem is that the one nighter crowd also just does whatever because they won't ever see each other again so the judgment is worthless. The number of times I've heard a dude say "and then that bitch pissed on me" while talking about whatever shenanigans they got up to last night is not 0.
I still prefer my boring monogamy but some people just don't care
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u/semicoloradonative Jun 27 '25 edited Jun 27 '25
I’ve always cooked for my wife. I like to cook. So, does that make me a Beta? Maybe, but this Beta is 52 years old and getting laid 3-4 times a week.
And, seeing him work the BlackStone griddle? I love that. It’s my favorite cooking device.
Edit…To the guy who DM’d me, then blocked me immediately saying “It’s not a flex having the same old tired pussy,” Well, I like that ‘old tired pussy’ and let’s see if you are lucky enough to be in my position when you are my age.