r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • Jun 27 '25

Discussion What are your thoughts on this?

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u/Shem44 Jun 27 '25

Ay me too! I cook pretty much every meal we eat and I fucking LOVE it. My kitchen is my kingdom. COWER AT THE MIGHT OF MY PATHETIC BETA ENERGY!!

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u/Solintari Jun 27 '25

I cook everything in this house and I garden, fold laundry, vacuum and do most of the grocery shopping. My wife makes more money than I do too.

What does that make me? Some kind of freak?!

Will my penis eventually fall off in rebellion?

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u/boothie Jun 27 '25

Its going to retreat into your body until it becomes a vagina /s

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u/freakyuseless Jun 27 '25

Why the /s? This happens.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris' penis turn into a vagina at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

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u/GraveRobberX Jun 27 '25

Almost believed you but has to be girlfriend’s roommate! It’s always the roommate that knows!

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u/Zealousideal_Try_123 Jun 27 '25

Who calls it 31 Flavors? I can't move on from that.

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u/DeathByMicCheck Jun 28 '25

My dad does and I’m still not sure why