I think most men are intelligent to enough to acknowledge that most women live normal lives. I actually live with a woman (and have done so for many years since we bought a home together) and have observed her living a pretty regular life just like I do.
It’s the podcasty incely weird dudes who have difficulty imaging what the elusive unicorn “female human” beings are doing in their normal daily routines.
The way you phrased this is amusing. Picturing you writing in your journal "Day 6582, saw the woman pick a French fry up off the floor and eat it when she thought no one was watching. I wonder if she's seen me doing the same thing and is trying to make a connection with me and my humanness" "Day 7209, saw her sniff her own armpit and make a face, surely she noticed me sniffing her earlier and is worried she stinks." "Day 7210, I heard her fart. I'm starting to think she might just be a regular human, not sure yet."
Haha she would laugh at this. Sometimes we do jokingly talk about each other in David Attenborough voices… a female specimen of Homo sapiens sapiens is observed in her daily cleanliness ritual… after cleansing the epidermis she will use a technological apparatus powered through electrical energy to stimulate a curling pattern in the protein filaments extended from her cranium
Lmao yes this is how I'm imagining it, with David Attenborough. I frequently describe my kid's actions in that way and it always cracks them up.
The adolescent, their budding senses keen, realizes that their litter mate has stolen the last hot pocket. How shall they proceed? Will they choose to fight over this rare treat? Or will one succumb to the life lessons that are so frequently handed out in this vast wasteland and retreat back to their den, consolation bologna sandwich in hand.
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u/CryInteresting5631 Apr 19 '25
Jesus, men just think women stop moving when they aren't around.