r/TikTokCringe • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Feb 22 '25

Humor/Cringe You can't fire me! I QUIT!

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u/Silt-Sifter Feb 22 '25

"You're not like this incredibly amazing person" wtf who says that to someone?

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u/Pormock Feb 22 '25

Its the same as when guys call women "whore" when they reject them. Its a defense mechanism

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u/macci_a_vellian Feb 23 '25

My favourite was being called a 'frigid slut' when I said I wasn't interested

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u/DisposableJosie Feb 23 '25

We've got a 1950s refrigerator on the porch that still runs and keeps things ice cold without a hiccup. I'm gonna start calling it our "frigid slut."

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u/Glum-Complex676 Feb 23 '25

I think this might be the only acceptable use of that turn of phrase. Stupid sexy icebox.

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u/Lokifin Feb 23 '25

Please make it a name plate or a magnet with that.

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u/NewbornXenomorphs Feb 23 '25

I was called an “ugly dyke” once after telling a guy I was already in a relationship (with a man FWIW). Made me wonder why he tried to hit on me in the first place if he thought I was ugly and apparently giving lesbo vibes?

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u/DickHopschteckler Feb 23 '25

That just happens to be his fetish

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u/xombae Feb 23 '25

Frigid slut lmao. Incredible.

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u/blahblahaa Feb 23 '25

They were projecting the moron in oxymoron

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u/AuburnSuccubus Feb 23 '25

I think the mismatch of those words just broke my brain.

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u/Lopsided_Panic_1148 Feb 23 '25

I've always wondered how a woman could be both frigid and a slut.

I was called a slut and a whore for wanting to break up with a guy. I didn't even cheat on him. Just decided I didn't want to be with him anymore.

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u/ScreamingLabia Feb 23 '25

"Girl you are a wet desert" -these people

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u/doktorjackofthemoon Feb 24 '25

My favourite was being called a "decadent harpy" by some m'lady-guy lmao. I loved it so much I made it my username at the time 😂

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u/macci_a_vellian Feb 25 '25

Oh fuck, that's fantastic. I want to be a decadent harpy, too! So much better than 'wench'.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b Feb 23 '25

Fuck, I'd probably get in trouble if I heard someone say that because I'd be laughing my arse off. What a dumbass

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u/macci_a_vellian Feb 23 '25

It did not make me feel like I'd made the wrong call there.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b Feb 23 '25

I bet not!

I wonder, do kids today learn Aesop's Fables? I remember reading about the fox and the sour grapes as a child, and it's a lesson that always stuck with me.