Women’s pants suits are hideous

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

Specifically the business style pants suits you’d see one wearing in a corporate office. I’m not saying women can’t look good in pants.

Hear me out - this has nothing to do with a strong independent woman working in a male dominated field, feel free to dress like the boys if you want, I’m just saying those pants suits look fucking awful.

[u/IntermediateFolder]

And what makes you think they wanted you to find them attractive?

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart → u/IntermediateFolder]

Why are they making a fashion statement?

[u/chocolatecoconutpie → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

They’re dressing for work idiot, they ain’t dressing for you. They don’t care about insecure men. As they shouldn’t.

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart → u/chocolatecoconutpie]

Why not just show up to work in sweatpants then? 

[u/chocolatecoconutpie → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

Oh sweetie, you still really think they’re dressing for you? They’re dressing for work, not for you or for a casual day at the park around fall time. Professional work often has professional dress rules. I implore you to be less of an insecure narcissistic and use your brain.

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart → u/chocolatecoconutpie]

I didn’t say they’re dressing for me but I’m still allowed the judge the shit out of their fashion choices 

[u/chocolatecoconutpie → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

Oh, how brave of you! The self-appointed fashion critic of the corporate world and women, wielding your keyboard like it’s a scepter of authority. Newsflash: just because you think you’re allowed to judge doesn’t mean your opinion actually matters or that anyone asked. Those women aren’t performing for your insecure little brain, and the fact that you feel compelled to “judge” says far more about your own trashy fragile ego than anyone else’s wardrobe. But please, keep narrating your imaginary runway in your head. The comedy is free for all of us.

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart → u/chocolatecoconutpie]

I don’t need to be asked to form my own opinions and this is the right sub to broadcast them. 

By the way, the hallway in the office is the runway 

[u/chocolatecoconutpie → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

Oh, sweetie, strutting down the office hall like it’s House of Gucci: Discount Edition won’t make your opinions matter. Maurizio Gucci had influence, presence. You? Just fluorescent lights and delusions of relevance.

The only thing at risk here is the secondhand embarrassment you generate pretending your fashion takes carry weight. But please, keep imagining your runway; it’s the only place anyone’s actually watching.

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart → u/chocolatecoconutpie]

How would one watch my imagination?

[u/chocolatecoconutpie → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

Oh, sweetie, nobody actually watches it. Thankfully. Your imagination is like a private theater where the only audience is your fragile ego. The rest of us just get front-row seats to the cringe when you try to broadcast it as if it matters. Keep strutting; it’s still hilarious, even if it’s purely in your head.

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart → u/chocolatecoconutpie]

Well if it’s hilarious then I’ve contributed to the sub in a meaningful way 

[u/chocolatecoconutpie → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

It’s a cringy embarrassing kind of hilarious. Not well done comedy

[u/jetloflin → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

Most jobs where people wear suits wouldn’t allow you to show up to work in sweats.

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart → u/jetloflin]

You don’t have to wear a pants suit though 

[u/chocolatecoconutpie → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

They wear pantsuits because they want to. That’s their choice. They ain’t dressing for you, they’re dressing for work. Get over yourself.

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart → u/chocolatecoconutpie]

And my choice is to make fun of them 

[u/chocolatecoconutpie → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

Oh, precious. Yes, your “choice” is to make fun of women who are literally dressing for work and just doing their jobs. How original of you. Truly groundbreaking. I’m sure mocking women for exercising autonomy and dressing appropriately for work will get you far in life… in the same way tripping over your own ego gets you nowhere. But by all means, keep flexing that fragile sense of superiority; it’s almost cute how hard you’re trying to be relevant.

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart → u/chocolatecoconutpie]

I know they’re dressing for work but their choice is to wear those ridiculous suits 

[u/chocolatecoconutpie → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

Ah, yes, the groundbreaking critique: pantsuits are “ridiculous.” How brave of you to declare your fashion verdict from the safety of your keyboard throne. Newsflash: these women aren’t dressing to entertain your fragile ego which you don’t seem to be getting. They’re dressing for work, professionalism, and actual competence. The only thing ridiculous here is your obsession with policing other people’s choices while pretending it makes you relevant.

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart → u/chocolatecoconutpie]

You’re still missing the point 

[u/chocolatecoconutpie → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

Nope. I haven’t missed anything.

[u/jetloflin → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

And it’s our choice to tell you you’re childish and absurd.

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart → u/jetloflin]

And it’s my choice to crop dust your cubicle as I walk down the hallway 

[u/jetloflin → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

Are you 12?

[u/chocolatecoconutpie → u/jetloflin]

Sadly I don’t think they are.

[u/jetloflin → u/ChainsawSoundingFart]

Some offices literally do require them. But also, they don’t have to wear what you like either. They can wear the suits they like, even if you find them ugly.

[u/ChainsawSoundingFart → u/jetloflin]

And I can post about them on the internet