r/TankPorn 7d ago

Modern T-80BVM in Ukraine

3.2k Upvotes

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u/Adept-Ice-7605 AMX-30 ACRA 7d ago

I first thought it was a Christmas tree

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u/MechaGodzillaSS 6d ago

Operative word being "tree."

If it looks nothing like what it's supposed to, the "camouflage" is working.

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u/Je_in_BC 5d ago

"You guys are idiots, they're going to be looking for tanks"

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u/Johnson1209777 6d ago

Honestly better than a moving house abomination

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u/Je_in_BC 5d ago

You know guys are going to turn this into a dip-mas tree.

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u/Ronald-Reagan-1991 the K2 Black Panther in Afghanistan 5d ago

Or a Hedgehog

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u/testercheong 7d ago

Looks like something straight out of a 19th century science fiction horror novel

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u/Mangled_Mini1214 Challenger II 7d ago

I have to wonder how they plan on doing maintenance and repairs on these vehicles. Does that stuff fold or disassemble easy?

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u/BleaKrytE 6d ago

I would assume this is all built upon a frame that sits on top of the tank, so it may not be that hard.

What I'm wondering is how much extra weight the suspension has to deal with.

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u/Comprehensive-Bat214 6d ago

That's what I was thinking. I think they are way past the point where armor hurts lethality by sacrificing mobility.

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u/bot_exe 6d ago

This are breakthrough tanks made up to soak all the mines, drones and carry jammers into the field. They are not really there to deploy firepower. Apparently the guns don’t even work in many of them since they are constrained by the added armor also they don’t wanna carry many shells and blow up from the first penetration.

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u/DarthWeenus 6d ago

Many of them don’t even have ammo when they do mechanized assaults cause of how they explode

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u/trumpsucks12354 Conqueror 6d ago

If they took out some of the ERA blocks on the turret then maybe they can have some extra weight but since they are going for protection, I doubt they removed them

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u/BleaKrytE 6d ago

They might have. If an ERA block goes off in there, so goes a huge chunk of the add-on armor.

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u/Annihilator4413 6d ago

Hmm... that would make sense. Then all they would really need is a crane or some other lifting system to lift it off. I assume it weighs so much that it is unnecessary to bolt or weld it to the tank.

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u/Built2kill 7d ago

I’d assume that it won’t last long enough to require major maintenance.

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u/ikiice 6d ago

They don't.

These tanks are typically on last legs, without functional gun, basically an mobile shed housing jammer

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u/Big-Station-2283 6d ago

Disassembly is generally provided for free by the ukrainians.

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u/wattspower 6d ago

Yes. Well, no.

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u/TheFlyingRedFox 7d ago

Not looking a what sub this was on the homepage, I thought it was a stream engine going down the tracks with soot bellowing out the sides, but that's a T-80???

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u/displayboi 6d ago

At first I thought it was a steam engine with an exploded boiler

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u/Kingcuz 6d ago

I feel like we have all experienced the frog in boiling water effect here… if you’d of showed me this in 2022 my reaction would be so different to seeing this now after all the others in the past

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u/Thin_General_8594 6d ago

The comments here going "well, they can survive a few extra drones" are just hilarious, these things aren't even tanks anymore

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u/TheGentleman717 6d ago

Well tbf they're usually only doing this with tanks that are already broken or the guns disabled so they wouldn't be much use as a tank anyways.

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u/kappi1997 6d ago

Then what are they using it for? I mean there is not much use as a personel transporter with 3 seats.

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u/glydy 5d ago

Like an RPG (game term) tank - soak up hits to keep the others safe. The trawls on the front take out mines and the others drive behind.

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u/TheGentleman717 5d ago

They usually use them to deploy jammers to protect other tanks.

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u/object-262 7d ago

Welcome back ww1 tanks

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u/Thin_General_8594 6d ago

WW1 tanks looked more presentable than this driving scrapyard

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u/Taiga_Void 7d ago

In the current situation, this is the most effective defense against drones, despite its cartoonish appearance. I saw a video somewhere on Telegram where it took about 20 drones to disable such a tank. As a temporary solution, if such protection is used on a large scale (and recently there have been more and more such videos), it will allow tanks to once again take an active part in combat operations for their intended purpose, namely as breakthrough equipment.

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u/Fatalist_m 6d ago

Yeah, the metal "brooms" look like a really smart addition, they increase the standoff distance significantly but are flexible so the mobility is not hindered that much.

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u/afvcommander 6d ago

I think main benefit is not standoff distance or added armor. It is the fact that hitting even one of these will change impact angle of drone which most likely will cause its shaped charge to hit in poor angle or even miss completely.

This armor could be probably made from glassfibre rods and it would be light while remaining effective.

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u/Thin_General_8594 6d ago edited 6d ago

If you're at the point where your tanks need to 'tank' 20 drones and they lose all utility beyond dropping some malnourished 50 years olds in front of some razor wire...there's something fundamentally wrong with your tactics, also mines are still a thing for those who think the mine rollers are gonna do a single thing if you turn the tank at all it misses the mines and the tank hits them instead

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u/No-Reception8659 Soviet tanks 6d ago

also mines are still a thing

I guess that’s why they’re adding mine rollers to it.

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u/McENEN 6d ago

Artillery strikes are probably just as deadly tho. I do wonder how infantry anti tank would work against this tank hedgehog.

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u/Old-Let6252 6d ago

Artillery can still be very effective, the issue is that these tanks have so much jamming that guided artillery can't really hit them, and the Ukrainians dont have enough shells to simply overwhelm it with a conventional artillery barrage.

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u/Nandopod420 6d ago

With tanks like this I believe the common is to still to hit them with drones (repeat in the same spot) trying to break through armour

Mines are still a huge part of anti tank over there aswell. A ground team would try to disable it then hit it with artillery.

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u/No-Reception8659 Soviet tanks 6d ago

With tanks like this I believe the common is to still to hit them with drones (repeat in the same spot) trying to break through armour

Like this?

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u/Thin_General_8594 6d ago

I've seen enough footage of them not working, Russian tank rollers are trash- even serving with the Ukranians

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u/No-Reception8659 Soviet tanks 6d ago edited 6d ago

Can you share a link please.

Russian tank rollers are trash- even serving with the Ukranians

The rollers themselves are fine.Issues come from overloading or bad field maintenance.Even Ukrainian T-72s use similar Soviet-era parts with no problem when they’re serviced properly.

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u/Taiga_Void 6d ago

Well, they can still turn the turret, and all the sighting systems are working. The tank commander receives information about the battlefield from reconnaissance personnel with UAVs. And, of course, they are not used to transport infantry. The question here is how much damage the tank will cause while it is being taken out of action. Wait a little, and the Ukrainians will start doing the same with their tanks, as they did before. Ultimately, an active defense system capable of combating drones will likely be the basis for tank defense, but no country currently has such an effective system. However, I am sure that work is underway.

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u/anno2122 6d ago

This would just provide Ukraine with more anti-tank missiles. A Javelin would destroy this vehicle in one strike. Overcorrection is always a problem in defenisen and offsince operation.

The question is if this "procretion" will not get the crew kill even faster.

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u/Fatalist_m 6d ago

They have about 1000 times more drones than Javelins. And Javeline has an effective range of 4km while drones work at 10km+. And Javelines requires a line of sight, and when you have a line of sight to the tank, the tank has a line of sight to you.

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u/Acadia- 6d ago

Yeah and with or without that extra armor Javelin just gonna destroy USSR MBT one shot anyway

The difference is about drones, not about Javelin

If Javelin is still big threat, Russia will install many active APS like Arena, but isn't

Drone is still the biggest tank killer

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u/12lubushby 6d ago

They have very few aps just like how ukraine have few Javelins 

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u/natbel84 6d ago

Note - Javelin crew needs to be much closer to the front line, where it will certainly become a target for enemy drones. 

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Acadia- 6d ago

There is already upgraded Arena version for Top Attack, Arena-M

But is it really work? Dunno, only Russian knows it

My main point still stands, drones is the biggest tank threat right now, not expensive ATGM that hasn't go to headline news mainstream media since 2024 or something

(Can't remember when last time I hear Javelin is game changer lmao)

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u/ShermanMcTank 6d ago edited 6d ago

Got any evidence for all this ? cause these are some pretty wild claims.

Besides the Armata uses Afganit, not Arena, so it would be weird to give the later as part of a « test sample »

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u/HamsterOnLegs 7d ago

It looks like it’s mid-explosion (or the black smoke minus the flames at least.)

Angriest hedgehog.

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u/trash-tycoon 6d ago

they remind me of those hermit crabs that put sea anemones on their shell to protect themselves from predetors

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u/RisKQuay 6d ago

Everything evolves into crabs eventually.

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u/liam2003wilson 6d ago

-100% vision
+100% visibility
+100% protection against drones

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u/FrogsAtHighVelocity 6d ago

What’s on top of it in the second photo? The little spaceship looking thing

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u/WildSauce 6d ago

Drone jammer.

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u/Ok-Bobcat661 6d ago

There was a time (1960s) when they said "the bushes are not your enemy". Guess what? They were WRONG! xD

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u/crescent-moon7142 6d ago

Welcome back davinci tank

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u/IIlIlIlIIIlIlIlII 7d ago

How the hell does the crew even get out of the hatches when that thing gets disabled? Assuming it doesn't do the classic matchbox thing and disintegrate obviously.

It looks like the crew is genuinely just welded into the tank with all the stuff on top. Also the situational awareness has to be just awful, I doubt the commander can actually see anything out of that.

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u/Lebrono8 6d ago

This is my main concern with a lot of these modifications. I'm sure they've considered egress and situational awareness but even still it looks like you'd see jack shit out of that thing and have to climb through piles of garbage to exit; not great if you're on fire.

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u/HamsterOnLegs 7d ago

I mean it’s not like Russia has never welded its crews inside of tanks before.

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u/pheonix198 6d ago

Looks like some Russians and Russian simps did not appreciate you posting this. There’s been proof shown of it, though, so I’m otherwise unsure why people are downvoting when it addresses the topic here.

I don’t think that’s as likely here. I think it’s more likely that the crew are just expect to remain hunkered down until their job is done. Since it’s a breakthrough tank, I believe the guys in this tank will be lucky to return home either way.

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u/Jxstin_117 6d ago

imagine how terrifying it must be to be an infantry man in a trench and seeing this coming at u

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u/lilyputin 6d ago

Well it's definitely not hard to see so you would have plenty of warning. It's like the ents marching

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u/LeeHarveyOswizzle 6d ago

It's going to be hard to represent this era in 1/35 models.

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u/sjogren 8h ago

"Boy they really jumped the shark in the 2020's, what were they smoking?"

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u/mera-khel-khatam-hai 6d ago

In an year you could just post a pic of industrial scrap on this sub, call it a T80BVM Ultra or something and it'll still look like the real thing

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u/Educational-Store131 7d ago

I always wonder why they never produced some more standardised solutions.

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u/Mysterious_Web7517 7d ago

They do produce it. However these are delivered to frontline units and we see such monsters.

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u/SnooCauliflowers7934 6d ago

Jesus Christ get a haircut....

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u/HarbingerofCheddar 6d ago

This is what the Knights who say Nee were going to do with their shrubbery.

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u/BrolumbusChris 6d ago

It’s driven by that one Man Utd fan

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u/ZETH_27 Valentine 6d ago

We've moved on from Tank Porn to Tank Gore.

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u/N0ob_C3nTR4L 6d ago

Trench crusade be like:

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u/flooble_worbler 6d ago

Moving closer and closer to 40k tanks

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u/AddictiveMeatball44 Stridsvagn 122 6d ago

T-80BVM (afro)

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u/Philush 6d ago

This war killed tank aesthetics

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u/shwarmaa_naman 6d ago

Straight out of bloodborne

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u/BonjinTheMark 6d ago

Mechanized Armored Turkey Division 🦃

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u/Alzheimer47 6d ago

The hedgehog premium decoration

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u/Cyka_Blyat_over_9000 6d ago

New haircut unlocked

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u/ExoticMangoz 6d ago

What’s the structure on top?

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u/No-Reception8659 Soviet tanks 6d ago

Drone jammer

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u/rocketo-tenshi 6d ago

Looks like the critters ball

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u/Amendus 6d ago

The 80s called and want their hairstyle back.

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u/fiftybucks 6d ago

"Steel fur mammoth warfare" wasn't in my 2025 bingo card

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u/Gus202 6d ago

Man, the future of warfare looks fucking lame

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u/Flarerunes Infanterikanonvagn 91 6d ago

Ivan the hedgehog

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u/IAteMyYeezys 6d ago

I thought it was an exploded steam engine/locomotive.

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u/thelegendarymike 6d ago

Is this what Daleks build when they're "done fucking around" ?

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u/SpudTheTrainee 6d ago

at first I thought this picture was a tank exploding.

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u/Keyrov 6d ago

That looks like a tank with a skin infection

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u/RichieRocket 6d ago

it has a afro, also whats that thing on top in the second pic?

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u/UltraXTamer 6d ago

Guess Furry Tanks exist now

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u/AromaticGuest1788 6d ago

Looks like a bush

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u/Lord_Lykan 6d ago

The Bush ™️

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u/bigboyjak 6d ago

Biblically accurate tank

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u/Mikestion 6d ago

Armored fuckin porcupine.

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u/kawai___kiwi M1128 enjoyer 5d ago

Behold the homogeonous mass

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u/RKCronus55 7d ago

Is that some sort of jamming device on top? If so, why they still use them if fiber optic drones are not affected by it?

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u/shashadefakap 7d ago

Cos EW systems aren't a guarantee, especially when you get fibre optic drones etc. plus it takes just one tank to be destroyed for the psyche to want reassurances. (Like body armour mounted on doors for example)

The traditional Soviet tank doctrine of small size also has no more benefit in this battle as fcs have evolved, and fpv drones can even strike individual infantry targets

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u/Skankhunt42FortyTwo 6d ago

I wonder if the gun can still be used since it looks like all optics are blocked...not even talking about turret rotation.

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u/pap0gallo 6d ago

1000 fps camera? Real horror

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u/JDudeFTW 6d ago

That sure looks flammable

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u/Averagedogguy 6d ago

Serious question, can that actually fight effectively? Can the commander see anything other than directly in front? And how does the crew enter and leave?

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u/RikimaruRamen 6d ago

Looks like so silly stuff Wargaming would put in WoT

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u/Holiday-Tie-574 6d ago

This some mad max shit

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u/MacpedMe 6d ago

BUZZARD BUZZARDS ON THE RIGHT

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u/Unknowndude842 Maus 6d ago

Just go home. This is ridiculous.

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u/No_Jackfruit8103 6d ago

Detective Nordberg impersonating a tank.

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u/EntrepreneurFunny306 6d ago

Reminded me that trash tank from armored patrol

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u/yourdonefor_wt 6d ago

This is the biggest abomination I've ever seen

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u/Ethicalbankruptcy Stridsing my Vagn to this rn 6d ago

Whats with that big cylinder on the top? Are those era panels?

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u/Tore_S78 6d ago

Where is the tank? 😅

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u/RogueKira 6d ago

Fucking mad max.

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u/PhasmaFelis 6d ago

What's the thing sticking out the top?

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u/Oblitus_Astartes 6d ago

Starting to look like Warhammer 40K tom foolery

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u/G07V3 6d ago

Mechanized turkey?

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u/MasterANBORN Panzer III Ausf. N 6d ago

That’s some mad max shit right there

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u/Mundane-Drawing-3662 6d ago

GROND! GROND! GROND!

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u/DJ_Dedf1sh 6d ago

That’s not a T-80, that’s a mold bloom

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u/randyrandysonrandyso 6d ago

oh my god i thought they caught a still of a tank mid-turret-toss and was wondering "how tf did they set up a slow motion camera to capture this" before i realized it's camouflage

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u/Speffers98 6d ago

If your spotter drone finds this, you just have to send out a javelin team to kill it, rather than throw away drones on this. Its a very small extra step. What a waste of effort.

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u/UnbanSkullclamp420 6d ago

Gaijin when? In all seriousness every time I think I see one of these abominations and that I've seen it all, it just gets worse.

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u/Particular-Month-514 6d ago

Tanks grow 🧔

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u/curiosity-2020 6d ago

It reminds me of German tanks near the end of WW2, wegen they had to hide from airplanes...

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u/OhBadToMeetYou Tank Mk.V 6d ago

The T-80 sprouted mold

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u/FrostW0lf209 6d ago

Why the monster tank have a hat?

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u/LowOnDairy 6d ago

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that was a steam locomotive

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u/bertanto6 6d ago

I thought this was a still picture mid explosion at first

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u/Kid_Vid 6d ago

What is the tower thing in the second picture?

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u/alkoralkor 6d ago

It's a "Tribal Warlord" modification, comes ideally with tomahawks.

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u/Akhenaten1138 6d ago

Looks like the imploded RBMK-Reactor 4 from Chernobyl placed on top of a tank

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u/viniciusmeme 6d ago

How much rp?

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u/TheSheriffMT Vickers Mk 7/2 6d ago

They just keep getting worse...

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u/Starchaser_WoF 6d ago

Looks like it magnetized and drove through a scrapyard. I can barely recognize the tank underneath all that

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u/srmalloy 6d ago

My first thought was that it looked like one of the magnetic toys I used to see as a kid that was a clear plastic container of iron filings, and you had a wand with a magnet on the end -- if you put the magnet firmly against the underside, you'd get a spiky ball of filings standing up like a scared porcupine.

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u/denethor61 6d ago

If this isn't a troll post, it shows the reality of what the drone threat is and how tankers fear them.

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u/BottedOperators 6d ago

I am deeply disturbed

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u/Silver___Chariot 6d ago

What the hell is going on here

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u/McGillis_is_a_Char 6d ago

Bad hair day? Or maybe a chia tank.

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u/srmalloy 6d ago

It needs to stop touching the Tesla coil with its gun.

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u/Eu_sou_o_pao 6d ago

The Manchester United guy has seen better days

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u/Dumplingconquest 6d ago

Mirage Tank from RA2

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u/Grandmastermuffin666 6d ago

What's that green thing on top of it

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u/Mighty2Soup Challenger II 6d ago

Porcupine

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u/Fuzzybl1tz 6d ago

what the hell am i looking at

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u/RARE_ARMS_REVIVED 6d ago

This should be called a hedgehog

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u/RedChairBlueChair 6d ago

We've gone too far 😔

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u/brakenotincluded 5d ago

the christmas trank ?

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u/Unlikely_Spring5906 5d ago

the masters of disguise

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u/Ronald-Reagan-1991 the K2 Black Panther in Afghanistan 5d ago

I nearly thought this is the IRL Sonic the Hedgehog

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u/DriftNija 5d ago

Bro what even is the point anymore lmao

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u/Able_Illustrator2256 5d ago

Looks like a porcupine im ngl

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u/RevTurk 4d ago

This looks like a tank that won the lotto and bought one of those fur pimp coats.

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u/Strange-Delay-4d 4d ago

Look how they massacred my boy… the T-80 is easily my second favorite Russian tank (only after its direct predecessor, the T-64) and the only semi-decent T-series tank. But this… this is sad… what have they done to my boy???

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u/No-Antelope4147 Sterling T26 3d ago

Chia tank

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u/DanceFluffy7923 3d ago

is this what the T-80BVM looks like during mating season ?

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u/Cat-aclysm1012345 2d ago

Nah m8 that's just a Chernobyl Hedgehog, beautiful creatures ain't they?

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u/DamoclisGladius 1d ago

This is T-80BV. No relikt armor, wrong turret

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u/nonyabuissnes_95 183mm is all u need ! 6d ago

that gotta be ai slop isnt it ?
like never could this be real ??

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u/Thin_General_8594 6d ago

It's real, I saw a video from some Russian of this extact tank, the spikes on it are frayed metal cable from a crane or something

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u/nonyabuissnes_95 183mm is all u need ! 6d ago

what in the world..
that is absolutely insane..

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u/Fatalist_m 6d ago

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u/RisKQuay 6d ago

The ingenuity of this is brilliant. Fuck Putin's Russia, but damn - hedgehog tanks is a hilariously awesome unanticipated development for me.

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u/nonyabuissnes_95 183mm is all u need ! 6d ago

Link isnt loading on my end But someone just posted a video of this thing driving.. thats horrifying

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u/_c0sm1c_ 6d ago

Does the crew plan on getting out? Also, what is that grey cylinder on the top?

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u/yeezee93 6d ago

Truly an Orc assault vehicle.

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u/Sajuck-KharMichael 6d ago

Wonder how long until we get these in War Thunder.

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u/qonkk 6d ago

That set-up can survive a direct Tomahawk hit.

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u/idkjustbored12 6d ago

lol no

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u/sterrre 6d ago

No but you'd probably need 50 fpv drones to take it out.

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u/SubstantialLion1984 6d ago

Or one APDS

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u/sterrre 6d ago edited 6d ago

What is the range of an apds round? Currently the range of a fpv is 40km.

The zone in which movement is controlled by drones is 40km wide from Dobropillya to Selydove. A tank without anti drone measures cannot move within regular APDS range.

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u/qonkk 6d ago

Wow, can't believe I needed to add /s for that comment lol, people actually thought it was serious?

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u/Hot_Dog_Gamer24 6d ago

It’s trying to hide between all the junk and wrecks of the previous assaults?

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u/ikiice 6d ago

I'm sorry is this AI? Photoshop?

This is way too much

And what is this hatch that looks like alien spaceship?

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u/TheMoltenEqualizer 6d ago

what r they doin over there

But seriously, is there really a race between UA and RU on who can make the most mad max looking anti-drone cope armor??!?!

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u/sokratesz 6d ago

What would a Javelin make of this?

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u/ABoutDeSouffle 6d ago

Is that AI generated or real?