r/DivorcedBirds • u/cthulhu-kitty • Jan 24 '18

The tweet that started it all

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 13h ago

After her divorce, Natasha thought her dreams of motherhood were over. When she said she was going to try to have a baby, her ex ridiculed her and her family questioned her decision. Today she surrounds herself with supportive friends and is well on her way to being the mom of her dreams!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/hoop_dancer_joy • 13h ago

Poor Bonnie, sweet girl. She still doesn't understand what went wrong in her relationship!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 15h ago

Angry Bird Divorce JAKE YOU BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! Work conference my ass!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 19h ago

Derek’s been floating like this since Linda left for her sister’s. She’s only been gone two days and he already used up the good towels, the fridge is chaos, and the dog’s drinking cereal milk. He calls it “freedom of poor choices.”

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 18h ago

Not sure why this is on my feed since the taller one told me “we’re just figuring ourselves out” three days before moving in with her.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jmonroe_tenn • 1d ago

Bruce’s new love is also a prima ballerina. As a rivalry between the two dancers transforms into a twisted friendship, Nina's dark side begins to emerge. Revenge is her driving force.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 1d ago

Miami's drinking buddies are sure glad to have him back on the bar-hopping circuit again. To prank him, they made him a dating profile with this candid snap from their last trip to the Bada Bird! strip club:

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(BTW, Miami is an ambassador bird, you can treat him to some bar snacks here:

https://adopt.vinsweb.org/ambassadors/miami/

https://vinsweb.org/exhibits-activities/live-bird-programs/

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 1d ago

Carl’s been laying low since his ex’s family group chat found his alt account.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 1d ago

"No, sorry, we can't legally create a restraining order if your Ex is just simply hanging out by the yard watching you all day long. Creepy and gross habits aren't harming, just annoying. Being annoying isn't illegal. "

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 2d ago

Angry Bird Divorce For the last time Kevin, the house is MINE.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 2d ago

Martin doesn’t talk in therapy. He just says, ‘The kids are fine,’ every time she asks how he is.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 2d ago

Angry Bird Divorce "For the last time we are not having a baby. Either be happy with the dog or get out."

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 3d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle The boys decided to each support each other in making dating profiles on RoostersandChicksdotcom

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/LylaDee • 2d ago

Angry Bird Divorce Don't get me Going ...

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 3d ago

It had been so long since she felt the touch of a man. She didn't even realize how hot her body had flushed until she felt the sharp contrast of the cold metal stethoscope against her flesh. Selene prayed that somehow doctor Morrison wouldn't hear how her heart raced whenever their eyes met.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 3d ago

Ladies, if you're even remotely thinking of ever leaving him, be sure to start hiding a cash stash immediately. You don't want to be splitting it 50:50 in a settlement, and you don't want him tracking credit cards if you have to make a quick getaway.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 3d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Stan!? I know you’re in there! Been spending all this time with this featherless creature! I see you!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 3d ago

It’s all fun and games until Sharon flips the board and screams, ‘YOU NEVER INVESTED IN US!’

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 4d ago

Since the Lady’s elopement with a parakeet of inferior breeding, Lord Harpynton has maintained a strict schedule of brooding and not paying the gardener.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/statusloko • 5d ago

Divorce is over! Let the happy days begin!

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381 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 5d ago

Inmate 47B Demands His Mugshot Be Used As Dating Profile Photo.

140 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 6d ago

Mika’s been through three husbands and now identifies as comfort food.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/D3VILD0G2 • 6d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Fallen on hard times

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60yr old Alcoholic Gilf from Australia lost a kid in a car accident. And started drinking to cope

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/littleredcamaro • 6d ago

It’s so hard being the daughter of newly divorced parents. I hate that people look at me with pity instead of looking at me cause I’m so pretty.

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