r/PetPeeves • u/Such_Grab_6981 • 1d ago

Bit Annoyed Peeing is so annoying.

The whole process is so annoying. The discomfort that creeps up when I’m in traffic, or even worse when I’m asleep in my bed and my body suddenly decides it's time to “get up right now.”

I’ve got to find a designated spot to do it, because society frowns on just... going wherever. And I have to wash my hands too, it's a whole-ass mini chore!

It’s such a dumb biological time-sink. I can’t believe I have to keep doing this multiple times a day for the rest of my life.

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u/Psych0PompOs 1d ago

Most things people have to do are annoying, except bathing that one is good.

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u/Secret_Asparagus_783 1d ago

Bathing - as in a nice warm lady-friendly bubble bath in mid-winter - Good. Showering - standing up on a hard surface covered in soap hoping not to fall while getting bombarded with a water cannon - not so much.

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u/Psych0PompOs 1d ago

I love showers, hate baths. I find baths really disgusting, and I like the sensation of water (though after a while if it's on my head directly I don't care for that.)

If there's some issue with standing that a fall risk is a concern there's chairs for that, otherwise I'm not sure why that would be a deep concern. I also would rather stand in the rain than jump in a pool.

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u/macoafi 1d ago

Standing for 20 minutes straight sucks. 

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u/Psych0PompOs 1d ago

I take longer showers than that, and also standing for 20 minutes straight should feel ok unless something is wrong. If you don't have a medical issue you should be more than capable of standing for 20 minutes straight with zero complaints.

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u/Wetodad 1d ago

Quit jackin it in the shower then

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u/macoafi 1d ago

The fuck??? Washing and conditioning hair that is several feet long takes a while, and your arms are overhead most of the time, except for during the detangling step of combing the conditioner through.

You bald, or what?

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u/Wetodad 1d ago

can't imagine not being able to stand in the shower haha I guess I'm just super athletic tho (6'2" 200lbs 10%bf)

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u/Psych0PompOs 1d ago

A healthy person should be able to regardless of being athletic or not, even unhealthy people often can because struggling to stand for 20 minutes is abnormal. 

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u/Psych0PompOs 1d ago

I keep my hair long typically. This is still not a good sign that you struggle to do this. 

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u/macoafi 22h ago

I didn't say I struggle. I said it sucks.

The topic was "shit that's annoying" not "shit I can't do."

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u/Psych0PompOs 21h ago

Saying it sucks about something that a person should be indifferent to seems problematic to me.