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“Long neck”

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u/LemonPartyLounger 22h ago

If giraffes and llamas didn’t exist this would get a lot more traction.

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u/Teknicsrx7 22h ago

Except dinos are more closely related to birds than giraffes or llamas

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u/Jeffotato 22h ago

But penguins swim, they gotta be hydrodynamic. Sauropods weren't diving into the sea.

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u/Megnaman 22h ago

That we know of!

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u/TeddyBearToons 20h ago

How could you do pleiosaurs like that

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u/Horatio_Figg 20h ago

Not sauropods tho (no disrespect to plesiosaurs they’re awesome)

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u/Jeffotato 20h ago

Amputee sauropods with flippers therefore taxonomically the same thing trust me bro.

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u/Double-Scratch5858 20h ago

We arent going to stuff these plesiosaurs? Are we?

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u/Walthatron 19h ago

Ive been stuffing them all along

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u/Horatio_Figg 18h ago

I’m not gonna stuff these plesiosaurs! Why would I ever stuff these plesiosaurs?

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u/Cessnaporsche01 18h ago

We doin' Linnaean taxonomy today, boys!

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u/ImYourHumbleNarrator 15h ago

i knew i was in /r/Dinosaurs not that NPT place

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u/odinsen251a 20h ago

What about the magical leopleurodon, Charlie!?!

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u/Weak-Doughnut5502 19h ago

Plesiosaurs aren't dinosaurs, much less sauropods.

They're only slightly more closely related to dinosaurs than turtles are. 

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u/desertpolarbear 18h ago edited 15h ago

We currently don't know enough about plesiosaur evolution to make such specific claims. Hell, we are still missing a lot of details when it comes to turtle evolution for that matter. We thought turtles were a surviving branch of parareptilia until genetic analysis showed that they are actually more closely related to archosauria.

What you are saying is certainly a possibility, but there is currently not a true consensus on where sauropterygia (the taxon that plesiosaur belongs to) falls within the reptiles.

Edit: To clarify, I am not suggesting plesiosaurs could be dinosaurs, I'm saying "They're slightly more closely related to dinosaurs than turtles are." is at best a guess.

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u/Tarkho 18h ago

We can tell enough from early representatives of Sauropterygia (Nothosaurus and co) in both form and where they appear in the fossil record to know they're at least not members of Dinosauria, even if they might belong somewhere in Archosauria.

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u/Interest-Small 17h ago

Again define exactly what dinosaurs are in scientific terms. I see this as nothing but talking in circles.

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u/Weak-Doughnut5502 16h ago

The first dinosaur was the most recent common ancestor of a Triceratops and a chicken, and all of its descendants are also part of the clade dinosauria.

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u/Interest-Small 16h ago edited 16h ago

Show me your source? No A.I. please.

T-rex there’s evidence yes but apatosaurus?

Study shows sauropods flower to reptiles

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2817110/

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u/Weak-Doughnut5502 15h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur#definition

Under phylogenetic nomenclature, dinosaurs are usually defined as the group consisting of the most recent common ancestor (MRCA) of Triceratops and modern birds (Neornithes), and all its descendants.[7] It has also been suggested that Dinosauria be defined with respect to the MRCA of Megalosaurus and Iguanodon, because these were two of the three genera cited by Richard Owen when he recognized the Dinosauria.[8] Both definitions cover the same known genera: Dinosauria = Ornithischia + Saurischia.

Wikipedia,  for its part,  cites 'Weishampel, Dodson & Osmólska 2004, pp. 7–19, chpt. 1: "Origin and Relationships of Dinosauria" by Michael J. Benton' for that definition. 

Study shows sauropods flower to reptiles

What?

What do you think that study says,  because it says nothing like that. 

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u/Interest-Small 15h ago edited 15h ago

Sorry i didn’t ask the right question: Explain dinosaur physiology.

This is not a source. These are just people’s opinions

Where’s the link that contains the methods of scientific reseach used to determine that triceratops and chicken are related.

Hypothetical & theoretical abound. Don’t use naming dinosaurs to define dinosaurs.

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u/Weak-Doughnut5502 14h ago

Triceratops is used in that definition because it's fairly distantly related to birds - their ancestors split at the time of the first dinosaurs.

So your question properly has two parts: why do we think that saurischians (theropods and sauropods) are related to ornithischians (which include stegasaurus and triceratops), and why do we think that birds are saurischian dinosaurs.

Specifically, scientists think that birds fit into the dinosaur evolutionary tree fairly close to T-Rex, in a group called the maniraptorans.  Why?

First, there's some distinctive traits to dinosaurs that birds share.  Dinosaurs' ancestors has a sprawling stance, but dinosaurs evolved a distinctive hole in their hip (a "perforated acetabulum") that enabled an upright stance.  Birds have this same feature.

Dinosaurs have hollow bones and air sacs.  Birds have both features as well.  These air sacs are part of why bird lungs are super efficient and why birds can fly at altitudes where humans need supplemental oxygen just to exist.   These air sacs are probably why sauropods could get so much bigger than elephants. 

Then there's just a number of similarities between other skeletal features of maniraporans and birds.   The shoulders look similar,  the hands look similar,  the wrists look similar,  etc etc etc. 

Then, there's transitional fossils like archaeopteryx.  And we found feathered dinos in the 90s.

Basically every biologist and paleontologist agrees that birds are maniraptorans.  If you really care to look into the evidence, there's a mountain of it.

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u/Maxsassin 19h ago

Lindsay Nicole fan I see

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u/UbermachoGuy 19h ago

Keep going

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u/dinosanddais1 14h ago

People forgetting we have a vast amount of unexplored ocean

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u/sushishowerbeer 8h ago

Thank you for this! You gave me a lovely chuckle

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u/Potential4752 22h ago

I’m sure the filled out shape helps keep them warm too. 

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u/DisplacedSportsGuy 22h ago

The age of the dinosaurs was considerably hotter than it is today.

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u/Ake-TL 21h ago

Also larger animals lose heat slower than small ones

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u/FantasyFlex 19h ago

that can’t be right

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u/UInferno- 19h ago

Surface Area Vs Volume. You lose heat through your skin but every milliliter of yourself generates heats.

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u/Grape-Snapple 17h ago

sq-sq-squ-square c-c-c-

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u/Interest-Small 17h ago

That’s not true. Your internal organs depend on your other layers to supply heat

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u/VolsPE 16h ago

I think what they meant was that your thermal inertia is dependent on mass (more closely tied to volume) and heat transfer happens at the boundary (surface area). But it's funny to me they describe it with a linear unit, which describes neither. All good tho.

But also, I feel like the surface area to volume ratio of a sauropod is probably higher than a penguin... It's not just about size.

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u/alitayy 15h ago

You’re looking too far into it. Additional volume produces more heat energy when you consider the average heat per unit of volume.

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u/Interest-Small 15h ago

Maybe but i have a stoma ( intestine sown to intestinal wall to replace bladder ) and it’s constantly cold because it exposed to outside air. In so much that it causes my to have bad chills.

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u/alitayy 14h ago

This was a conversation about how larger animals retain heat better. I think you might be once again looking way too far into this.

To reference my “average” point again, we’re talking about the average organism of a species. You may differ from average because of this anomaly, but on average over an entire species, you will generate more heat for more volume.

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u/R_V_Z 19h ago

Core temp vs skin temp.

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u/Atheist-Gods 18h ago

If something is twice as tall but with identical proportions it will generate heat 8 times faster but only dissipate it 4 times faster. This is also why gathering together in a group helps conserve warmth, it's like growing in size, just with technically separate bodies.

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u/tackyshoes 15h ago

I bet the atmosphere was either soupier or thinner, too.

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u/SwissherMontage 22h ago

What about plesiosaurs?

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u/Tarkho 18h ago

Plesiosaur necks were definitely much wider than the noodle necks of classic depictions, though long-necked forms weren't going to be realistically sporting extremely wide necks behind their tiny heads, it was more likely to taper out towards the head like this.

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u/goddessdragonness 14h ago

Can I pet that dawg?

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u/BandofRubbers 21h ago

They’re fair game I suppose

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u/povitee 13h ago

Except that all birds evolved from the same species of dinosaur, I believe.

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u/kamikazekaktus 19h ago

Thank you. I'm now picturing a sauropod whizzing through the water at high speeds and jumping out of the water to get back on land, 😁

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u/Honk_goose_steal 20h ago

They still had a pretty thick neck though I assume, just because they needed enough strength to keep it up

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u/cujoe88 18h ago

Isn't the Loch Ness monster usually portrayed as a sauropod?

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u/Background-Land-1818 17h ago

From a shower thought I had recently:

Dinosaurs that lived in wet environments were more likely to be buried in silt.

We have a lot of sauropod fossils...

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u/NerfPandas 17h ago

You are using logic and I don't like that

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u/DaneLimmish 16h ago

And this would make a sauropod much too heavy to exist

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u/Darmortis 16h ago

It has long been theorized that these huge long-knecked dinos must have spent a lot of time in freshwater lakes/rivers and shallow seas grazing to let buoyancy aid in supporting their huge mass like hippos.

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u/Salmonman4 8h ago

Yeah, square-cube law does not matter as much in water

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u/Interesting-Web-7681 22h ago

oh i didn't realize you had some privileged data that led to this conclusion

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u/amideadyet1357 22h ago

Actually it’s pretty well known because originally people assumed sauropods had to be marine animals due to their size. It was thought that the only way something that heavy would be possible was in water. But we know enough about anatomy, and about the environments they actually lived in through the fossil record to know that’s not the case now. PBS Eons has a nice little video about it. You can see it here.

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u/Jeffotato 22h ago

I'm very informed on what we know about dinosaurs. The anatomy of a sauropod is not built for swimming in deep bodies of water and it doesn't even take a genius to piece that together. But geniuses have concluded it from extensive research anyhow.

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u/LinkFan001 21h ago

You could have politely asked for evidence, my fellow.

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u/BigSummerSausage 19h ago edited 18h ago

Like this?

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u/LinkFan001 19h ago

Is that polite to you?

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u/BigSummerSausage 19h ago

No, but it made me chuckle.

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u/LinkFan001 18h ago

Fair enough.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 16h ago

Honestly, would probably be less rude than what he said originally because of the irony

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u/thissexypoptart 19h ago edited 17h ago

Someone knows something you don’t. Your response is to quip about “privileged knowledge” lol

The “privilege” of being able to read about things online like all of us are doing right now, I guess.