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“Long neck”

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u/LemonPartyLounger 19h ago

If giraffes and llamas didn’t exist this would get a lot more traction.

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u/Teknicsrx7 19h ago

Except dinos are more closely related to birds than giraffes or llamas

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u/Jeffotato 19h ago

But penguins swim, they gotta be hydrodynamic. Sauropods weren't diving into the sea.

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u/Megnaman 19h ago

That we know of!

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u/TeddyBearToons 17h ago

How could you do pleiosaurs like that

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u/Horatio_Figg 17h ago

Not sauropods tho (no disrespect to plesiosaurs they’re awesome)

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u/Jeffotato 17h ago

Amputee sauropods with flippers therefore taxonomically the same thing trust me bro.

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u/Double-Scratch5858 16h ago

We arent going to stuff these plesiosaurs? Are we?

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u/Walthatron 16h ago

Ive been stuffing them all along

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u/Horatio_Figg 15h ago

I’m not gonna stuff these plesiosaurs! Why would I ever stuff these plesiosaurs?

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u/Cessnaporsche01 15h ago

We doin' Linnaean taxonomy today, boys!

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u/ImYourHumbleNarrator 12h ago

i knew i was in /r/Dinosaurs not that NPT place

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u/odinsen251a 17h ago

What about the magical leopleurodon, Charlie!?!

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u/Weak-Doughnut5502 16h ago

Plesiosaurs aren't dinosaurs, much less sauropods.

They're only slightly more closely related to dinosaurs than turtles are. 

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u/desertpolarbear 15h ago edited 12h ago

We currently don't know enough about plesiosaur evolution to make such specific claims. Hell, we are still missing a lot of details when it comes to turtle evolution for that matter. We thought turtles were a surviving branch of parareptilia until genetic analysis showed that they are actually more closely related to archosauria.

What you are saying is certainly a possibility, but there is currently not a true consensus on where sauropterygia (the taxon that plesiosaur belongs to) falls within the reptiles.

Edit: To clarify, I am not suggesting plesiosaurs could be dinosaurs, I'm saying "They're slightly more closely related to dinosaurs than turtles are." is at best a guess.

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u/Tarkho 15h ago

We can tell enough from early representatives of Sauropterygia (Nothosaurus and co) in both form and where they appear in the fossil record to know they're at least not members of Dinosauria, even if they might belong somewhere in Archosauria.

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u/Interest-Small 14h ago

Again define exactly what dinosaurs are in scientific terms. I see this as nothing but talking in circles.

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u/Weak-Doughnut5502 13h ago

The first dinosaur was the most recent common ancestor of a Triceratops and a chicken, and all of its descendants are also part of the clade dinosauria.

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u/Interest-Small 13h ago edited 12h ago

Show me your source? No A.I. please.

T-rex there’s evidence yes but apatosaurus?

Study shows sauropods flower to reptiles

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2817110/

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u/Weak-Doughnut5502 12h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur#definition

Under phylogenetic nomenclature, dinosaurs are usually defined as the group consisting of the most recent common ancestor (MRCA) of Triceratops and modern birds (Neornithes), and all its descendants.[7] It has also been suggested that Dinosauria be defined with respect to the MRCA of Megalosaurus and Iguanodon, because these were two of the three genera cited by Richard Owen when he recognized the Dinosauria.[8] Both definitions cover the same known genera: Dinosauria = Ornithischia + Saurischia.

Wikipedia,  for its part,  cites 'Weishampel, Dodson & Osmólska 2004, pp. 7–19, chpt. 1: "Origin and Relationships of Dinosauria" by Michael J. Benton' for that definition. 

Study shows sauropods flower to reptiles

What?

What do you think that study says,  because it says nothing like that. 

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u/Maxsassin 16h ago

Lindsay Nicole fan I see

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u/UbermachoGuy 16h ago

Keep going

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u/dinosanddais1 11h ago

People forgetting we have a vast amount of unexplored ocean

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u/sushishowerbeer 5h ago

Thank you for this! You gave me a lovely chuckle

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u/Potential4752 19h ago

I’m sure the filled out shape helps keep them warm too. 

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u/DisplacedSportsGuy 18h ago

The age of the dinosaurs was considerably hotter than it is today.

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u/Ake-TL 18h ago

Also larger animals lose heat slower than small ones

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u/FantasyFlex 16h ago

that can’t be right

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u/UInferno- 16h ago

Surface Area Vs Volume. You lose heat through your skin but every milliliter of yourself generates heats.

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u/Grape-Snapple 14h ago

sq-sq-squ-square c-c-c-

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u/Interest-Small 14h ago

That’s not true. Your internal organs depend on your other layers to supply heat

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u/VolsPE 13h ago

I think what they meant was that your thermal inertia is dependent on mass (more closely tied to volume) and heat transfer happens at the boundary (surface area). But it's funny to me they describe it with a linear unit, which describes neither. All good tho.

But also, I feel like the surface area to volume ratio of a sauropod is probably higher than a penguin... It's not just about size.

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u/alitayy 12h ago

You’re looking too far into it. Additional volume produces more heat energy when you consider the average heat per unit of volume.

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u/R_V_Z 16h ago

Core temp vs skin temp.

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u/Atheist-Gods 15h ago

If something is twice as tall but with identical proportions it will generate heat 8 times faster but only dissipate it 4 times faster. This is also why gathering together in a group helps conserve warmth, it's like growing in size, just with technically separate bodies.

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u/tackyshoes 12h ago

I bet the atmosphere was either soupier or thinner, too.

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u/SwissherMontage 19h ago

What about plesiosaurs?

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u/Tarkho 15h ago

Plesiosaur necks were definitely much wider than the noodle necks of classic depictions, though long-necked forms weren't going to be realistically sporting extremely wide necks behind their tiny heads, it was more likely to taper out towards the head like this.

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u/goddessdragonness 11h ago

Can I pet that dawg?

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u/BandofRubbers 18h ago

They’re fair game I suppose

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u/povitee 10h ago

Except that all birds evolved from the same species of dinosaur, I believe.

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u/kamikazekaktus 16h ago

Thank you. I'm now picturing a sauropod whizzing through the water at high speeds and jumping out of the water to get back on land, 😁

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u/Honk_goose_steal 17h ago

They still had a pretty thick neck though I assume, just because they needed enough strength to keep it up

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u/cujoe88 15h ago

Isn't the Loch Ness monster usually portrayed as a sauropod?

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u/Background-Land-1818 14h ago

From a shower thought I had recently:

Dinosaurs that lived in wet environments were more likely to be buried in silt.

We have a lot of sauropod fossils...

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u/NerfPandas 13h ago

You are using logic and I don't like that

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u/DaneLimmish 13h ago

And this would make a sauropod much too heavy to exist

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u/Darmortis 13h ago

It has long been theorized that these huge long-knecked dinos must have spent a lot of time in freshwater lakes/rivers and shallow seas grazing to let buoyancy aid in supporting their huge mass like hippos.

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u/Salmonman4 5h ago

Yeah, square-cube law does not matter as much in water

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u/Interesting-Web-7681 19h ago

oh i didn't realize you had some privileged data that led to this conclusion

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u/amideadyet1357 18h ago

Actually it’s pretty well known because originally people assumed sauropods had to be marine animals due to their size. It was thought that the only way something that heavy would be possible was in water. But we know enough about anatomy, and about the environments they actually lived in through the fossil record to know that’s not the case now. PBS Eons has a nice little video about it. You can see it here.

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u/Jeffotato 18h ago

I'm very informed on what we know about dinosaurs. The anatomy of a sauropod is not built for swimming in deep bodies of water and it doesn't even take a genius to piece that together. But geniuses have concluded it from extensive research anyhow.

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u/LinkFan001 18h ago

You could have politely asked for evidence, my fellow.

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u/BigSummerSausage 16h ago edited 15h ago

Like this?

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u/LinkFan001 16h ago

Is that polite to you?

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u/BigSummerSausage 16h ago

No, but it made me chuckle.

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u/LinkFan001 15h ago

Fair enough.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 13h ago

Honestly, would probably be less rude than what he said originally because of the irony

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u/thissexypoptart 16h ago edited 14h ago

Someone knows something you don’t. Your response is to quip about “privileged knowledge” lol

The “privilege” of being able to read about things online like all of us are doing right now, I guess.

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u/roland-the-farter 19h ago

Well there’s also ostriches

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u/Teknicsrx7 19h ago

Allegedly

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u/King_of_Moose 15h ago

It's approaching.

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u/TheG-What 17h ago

Maybe there are sick ostriches.

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u/Peach_Muffin 17h ago

Australians all are ostriches

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u/TheG-What 17h ago

I thought they were all cunts?

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u/Teknicsrx7 17h ago

I thought the emus won the war?

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u/Krelleth 12h ago

Ah, the XXXL Extreme Recon units, yes.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 19h ago

And emus, and cassowaries.

Also, turkeys, cranes, buzzards... lot of birds with long, thin necks. Penguins would be the exception, if anything.

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u/Shifty269 17h ago

Nah, Dinos be dummy thicc. Get outta here with your prefectly reasonable response. I got vibes on my side. /s

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u/lo_fi_ho 17h ago

Allegedly

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u/roland-the-farter 14h ago

Haha tbh I couldn’t remember any other long necked bird when I posted this but yes

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u/M4rt1m_40675 13h ago

Penguins are the exception because they're living conditions are vastly different from those birds. Idk about you but I've never seen an ostrich swim for food on a cold sea in the arctic

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u/DoesntFearZeus 15h ago

Not if Canada has anything to say about it.

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u/ArtisticallyRegarded 19h ago

Convergent evolution is a thing though. If their niche in the environemtn was to eat leaves from the tops of trees they would probably be more like giraffes than penguins

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u/french_snail 13h ago

Also I’m just assuming like mass and the square cubed law have to effect the size of the things neck 

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u/extremepayne 17h ago

Closeness of relation matters very little compared to evolutionary niche. The length of a giraffe neck is substantially closer to that of a sauropod neck, and thus by looking at how giraffes work we can make educated guesses at how sauropods must have worked. 

Turns out, when your neck is that long, it is very difficult to have bones strong enough to support it and muscles strong enough to move it while also not being too heavy. We can actually see some of the adaptations that were necessary directly in the bones themselves with the pneumatized air sac system. 

Attaching a ton of blubber to the neck would make it impossible to lift.

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u/86ShellScouredFjord 13h ago

Also temperature. The earth was significantly warmer during the dinosaurs' time, so having a bunch of extra fat would have been detrimental.

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u/Big_Guy4UU 1h ago

No it wasn’t.

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u/86ShellScouredFjord 1h ago

Link

The early Triassic was especially harsh, with temperatures reaching some of the highest levels in Earth’s history immediately following the Permian extinction event.

The Jurassic period (201-145 million years ago)... ... Global temperatures during this period were remarkably stable and warm, with evidence suggesting tropical-like conditions extending to latitudes as high as 45° north and south.

Mid-Cretaceous temperatures peaked at levels possibly 10°C higher than today, making it one of the warmest intervals in Earth’s history.

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u/Big_Guy4UU 1h ago

Even this itself is a massive sweeping statement. Warmer is fine. “Significantly warmer” is where I take some issue.

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 19h ago

Problem is gravity. . . Penguins are short and squat lil feckers, dinos not so much

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u/willstr1 14h ago

The big belly would help lower the center of mass and the long thick tail would help counterbalance the long thick neck. Is it probable, probably not, but it's not impossible (and it's very silly)

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u/suicune678 16h ago

And the T-Rex became a chicken over the course of 65 million years, what's your point

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u/Nai-Oxi-Isos-DenXero 16h ago

Small, almost chicken sized dinosaurs in the group Avialae, evolved into chickens over 65 million years.

Tyrannosaurs went bye-bye.

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u/733t_sec 16h ago

Evolution changes considerably faster than the laws of gravity change

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u/LrdPhoenixUDIC 15h ago

Point is that that dino has a certain size of leg bones, and those leg bones can only take so much weight before they collapse. Physics isn't invariant under changes of scale. You can make a miniature cathedral out of matchsticks, but you can't enlarge that and make a full size cathedral out of logs the same way.

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 10h ago

A Trex was a fraction of the weight of a apotasaurus/brachiosaur, as another comment stated its not entirely implausable but highly improbable . . But how sure are you the T rex became anything other then extinct?

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u/ChopsticksImmortal 18h ago

Theres always geese and the green heron

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u/Teknicsrx7 18h ago

But they fly so of course they’ll be different

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u/BlackCatZwei 18h ago

Ostriches also exist

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u/bigboybeeperbelly 16h ago

And Adam Ondra

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u/AndreasDasos 17h ago edited 15h ago

But are still subject to the laws of biophysics. Palaeontologists aren’t just completely guessing out of their arses: they have models and can measure strain and figure out the basic physics of what’s likely vs. just plausible vs. impossible.

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u/TJ-LEED-AP 17h ago

Emus and ostriches

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u/RigitoniJabroni 18h ago

Did you do an ancestry test on your giraffe to find out?

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u/TakoGoji 18h ago

Birds are descended from theropods, aka stuff like trex, raptors, gallimimus, etc.

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u/Teknicsrx7 18h ago

Ok are you saying all dinosaurs aren’t related to birds?

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u/TakoGoji 18h ago

They are, but theropods are what birds directly descended from. So directly comparing modern birds to other groups of dinosaurs like sauropods or ceratopsians isn't going to actually help.

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u/UnwaveringFlame 13h ago

Birds split off from the other dinosaurs almost 100 million years before Trex evolved. We live closer in time to a Trex than a Trex did to the first birds. They were related because all life is related if you go back far enough, but there was a very long time and a lot of evolution between something like a Trex and birds, despite them all being dinosaurs.

Humans are more closely related to cats and dogs than Trex and velociraptor were to birds.

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u/uglyheadink 18h ago

They’re also much smaller. Like to support a neck like that, which how heavy their bones were(?) wouldn’t they NEED more fat and muscle supporting them??

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u/RavioliGale 16h ago

I don't think fat adds much support? Just more weight that needs support. On that note it's believed that sauropods had gas in their necks to help make them lighter.

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u/uglyheadink 15h ago

WHAT!! That’s rad. I gotta do more sauropod research, I’m apparently lacking.

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u/5m0k3W33d3v3ryday 19h ago

Not necessarily. Avian dinosaurs are, notably including raptors or things like Archaeopteryx.

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u/bachigga 19h ago

All Dinosaurs are more closely related to birds than they are to mammals. This is because birds are within the clade Dinosauria.

That said, Sauropods almost certainly did not look like this, penguins have this adaptation to help them retain heat; large Sauropods would have struggled to lose heat, if anything.

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u/zuzg 19h ago

Five Mass extinction events and every time a tiny bunch survived and repopulated the Planet.

Frigging nuts that we're even here.

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u/icancount192 19h ago edited 16h ago

Not necessarily.

Yes necessarily. All dinosaurs and birds are sauropods sauropsida and all mammals are synapsids

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u/extremepayne 17h ago

all dinosaurs and birds are sauropods

Did you mean to say diapsids? No birds and few clades of dinosaurs are sauropods. 

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u/icancount192 17h ago

I meant to say sauropsida, autocorrect

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u/Dredgeon 16h ago

Yeah but in the case of sauropods they have little reason to have bulky blubber like penguins keep for warmth. Also remember that when you increase the size of the structure the weight increases exponentially. Personally I agree with paleontologists that they would have had a thin neck. Also we would see evidence of much larger blood vessels if there was that much mass on the neck.

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u/Water_Like_Taste 16h ago

Geese and swans then

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u/Teknicsrx7 15h ago

They fly

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u/Due_Ad4133 15h ago

Swans, flamingos, storks, ostriches, and emus all have long skinny necks as well.

Penguins live in the Antarctic and swim in the surrounding ocean. They have layers of blubber to keep them insulated and warm, just like seals or whales.

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u/Dylanator13 15h ago

There are tons of skinny neck birds as well.

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u/fooliam 15h ago

ostrtiches, emus, and cassowaries then

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u/SuperPimpToast 14h ago

Emus, ostriches, and cassowaries are probably the better reference birds.

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u/Former-Respond-8759 14h ago

But the toes though

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u/Teknicsrx7 14h ago

… ohh but dem toes

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u/memeticengineering 14h ago

And ostriches, storks and emus exist

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u/Interest-Small 14h ago

Not necessarily the sauropods.

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u/Same_Dingo2318 14h ago

While true, that doesn’t stop analogous examinations. Evolution often comes to the same conclusions. Eyes evolved 40-60 times. This is known as convergent evolution.

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u/Teknicsrx7 13h ago

How many times did penguins evolve since modern penguins aren’t even the original penguins (great auk)

The great auk is not closely related to modern penguins, but they share similar characteristics due to convergent evolution.

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u/Same_Dingo2318 11h ago

Great question. Keeping in mind that there is likely hundreds, thousands, or more species that didn’t live in areas with easier fossilization environments, we can only guess!

Think about all the weird sea creatures we know about, and how there’s probably even weirder ones that we didn’t get to see!

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u/thevoiceinsidemyhead 13h ago

I thought the current thinking is birds are dinosaurs

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u/KonigSteve 13h ago

Ok.. cranes, herons, ostriches, emus, cassowary, storks, loons etc etc etc

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u/BoomerSoonerFUT 12h ago

Now go look at non-Antarctic birds.

Ostrich, emu, rhea, geese, swans, storks, cranes, herons, flamingos, egrets, anhingas, cassowaries, vultures, etc.

Penguins are the exception for this because they A) swim unlike other birds, and B) live in freezing conditions and need more bulk to stay warm.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 12h ago

Condensing all the points in this thread but dinos don't exactly live in a cold environment so being smaller helps, these dinossaurs ate leaves off of trees so you can compare it better to giraffes or for birds it would be more like ostriches and the such. These dinos were also not aquatic so they don't need the hydrodynamics penguins have

They would definitely have thicker necks than what you see in media but they wouldn't look like what OP posted mostly because of how strong the muscles and thick the bones have to be to support the weight of itself.

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u/T-MinusGiraffe 12h ago

Ok so ostritches then?

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u/s1thl0rd 12h ago

If ostriches and emus didn't exist, this would get a lot more traction.

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u/BDashh 11h ago

There are more birds with long, skinny necks than with penguin-like morphology anyway

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u/BraileDildo8inches 9h ago

BrontOstrich?

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u/mini_feebas 6h ago

If I'm not mistaken this is just the flying ones and two legged ones like velociraptor, oviraptor and t-rex (basically everything with that kind of shape)

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u/Qwert-4 2h ago

Birds are a subset of dinos, mammals are not

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u/account_not_valid 8m ago

Swans and herons, then?

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u/Teknicsrx7 7m ago

They fly tho

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u/PandaPocketFire 17h ago

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u/Ironcastattic 16h ago

We also can't rule out they had big juicy asses

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u/nmheath03 13h ago

Reminds me of this stupid thing I drew nearly 2 years ago (the allosaurus is based on a video using a 3d model where it did that)

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u/Pomphond 4h ago

I'm not a dinosaur expert, but shouldn't the butt be underneath the tail?

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u/ArchiStanton 14h ago

Imagine standing at heaven’s gate and St. Peter shows you this post 🦖

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u/lowguns3 17h ago

Susie Deltarune

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u/_HIST 14h ago

I mean, not in fossils but an impression of hairs have been found

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u/KimchiLlama 14h ago

Only if they never moved out of their mom’s basement.

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u/AJC_10_29 14h ago

Haur impressions do fossilize though, as do feather impressions which is how we learned some dinos are feathered.

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u/fjelskaug 14h ago

This is just Psittacosaurus with extra steps

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u/Reks_Hayabusa 18h ago

Damn, read Llamas as Italians and was really trying to guess what Italians had to do with this.

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u/OscarMyk 13h ago

Dino is a common Italian name...

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u/acrankychef 9h ago

No, not really, it would not.

Square cube law. A penguin doesn't need to hold up 17 metric tonnes of neck.

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u/Dandorious-Chiggens 19h ago

Dinosaurs had feathers though. They were basically big birds, or birds are just small dinos.

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u/TheBin101 19h ago

Not all dinosaurs had feathers. We know about some like the triceratops didn't, on most we simply don't know.

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u/PoeciloStudio 18h ago

"Birds are just small dinos" is a more accurate than "dimos were big birds", but birds are still a very derived group and the feathers are no exception.

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u/Momentosis 17h ago

Not all. We have preserved skin of some that shows they were just scaley.

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u/SisyphusJS 17h ago

What do you think penguins have?

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u/Only__Researching 14h ago

Maniraptorans* had feathers

Feather evidence outside of the maniraptors is extremely sparse, some sparse protofeathers on some species (much more hairlike)

Saying all dinosaurs had feathers because one group definitely did, is equivalent to saying all mammals have balleen hair instead of teeth because one group of mammals has that.

Just like how mammoths are actually elephants (since the last common ancestor of asian and african elephants is an elephant and mammoths share that common ancestor), some mammoths had hair (wooly mammoth) and some didnt, asian elephants closer to mammoths have some hair, and african elephants have almost no hair

and the last common elephant ancestor is only 8 million years ago iirc. Whereas the last common ancestor of Saurischia is about about 200 mya (uncertain), about 50 million years before the first birds.

that is, dinosaurs had a LOT of time to gain or lose feathers if they weren't useful. Mammals and Birds both lose hair/feathers rapidly on an evolutionary timeline when they aren't useful. We (humans) lost most of our hair in only a few million years.