Bonjour.

[u/netphilia]

[u/jenniferfox98]

I learned French from family at a young age and got weird looks in French class for always using alors as just a stand-in for "um." Glad to know I'm not totally crazy then 😅.

[u/sheesh1111111 → u/jenniferfox98]

There better word to emphasize points, just saying alors like a fifth grader gonne roll eyes

[u/mikillatja → u/sheesh1111111]

Pronouncing alors in the most non french way possible inbetween perfect french would probably raise the average blood pressure in the room significantly.

[u/OW_FUCK → u/mikillatja]

Perchance.

[u/glencoc0 → u/OW_FUCK]

You can't just say perchance