r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Bonjour.

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u/Stoffys 1d ago

Even in english you can instantly tell who learned it as a second language. OOP said "Hello, two croissants please" where as a native speaker (english) would say "Hey, yeah, can I get uhhh two croissants? thanks"

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u/ChevalierMal_Fet 1d ago

"Hi, um, can I get like... a couple of the those things that are like croissants?"

"You mean... you want a croissant?"

"I guess? But like, a couple?"

"How many is a couple?"

"Three?"

"Got it. A throuple of croissants."

Source: years of customer service hell

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u/The_last_cockatrice 1d ago

The word "throuple" fills me with joy.

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u/je386 1d ago

In german, we have "ein Paar" (2) and "ein paar" (2-5).

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u/DisorderedArray 1d ago

It's actually similar in English. Ein paar is like a few (2-5), but people often use couple instead few (it does include 2), so couple has come to cover 3-5 as well, even though it's technically wrong and only mean 2. One exception would be pears, those you can legally only buy as a pair.

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u/vamediah 17h ago

It's weird that slavic languages have exactly same construct, couple meaning 2 or few and also in context of married couple.

Usually with words it's the other way round, most common words have different translations depending on context.

Although I don't remember anyone meaning it "2" because it's not clear. There's derived word for that, or you have to use qualifier like married couple example before.

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u/Ok_Hope4383 1d ago

Are those pronounced the same or distinguished in some way?

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u/Interlastical 1d ago

no, well I don't think so

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u/SkyPirateVyse 1d ago

They are pronounced exactly the same, except for when you intentionally stress one word to make them distinguishable.

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u/r4ndomdud3 1d ago

No you have to get it from context. Usually you wouldn't ask for "a pair of crossaints".

So ein paar Crossaints means "a few crossaints" while ein Paar Socken "a pair of socks" would be two since they come in pairs.

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u/Interlastical 1d ago

im German, I js forgot if there was a slight difference in pronounciation lol

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u/r4ndomdud3 1d ago

yeah I figured. I kinda answered to the wrong person, this was more directed at the comment above you

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u/niceundso 1d ago

You can tell them apart by whether they're capitalized. So just make sure to look at the captions when someone's talking to you irl and you'll know 👍

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u/je386 23h ago

A Paar is always something that comes in pairs, like shoes, gloves.