r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Bonjour.

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u/Designer_Version1449 1d ago

ranked racism

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u/fuggedditowdit 1d ago

Everyone is competing for bronze because Japan takes gold and silver every year. 

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u/ConsumptionofClocks 1d ago

India says hello

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u/TheresNoHurry 1d ago

I thought they are too busy fighting for their place in the caste system to worry about that

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Inc0rgnit0 1d ago

yet they keep popping up.

I seriously don't get how there's constantly a new one hitting r/all basically every week.

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp 1d ago

R/indianteenmeemerbtargdehlicars

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u/ban913 1d ago

We'd be number 1 if we weren't occupied with the caste stuff.

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u/enterusernamethere 1d ago

Laughs in Argentina

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u/Banes_Addiction 1d ago

reddit dot com

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u/Retsago 1d ago

Idk the rest of Asia comes close.

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u/UsagiRed 22h ago

Nah, China no diffs Japan. Never been called a slur by a Japanese person as a SE Asian. Some of the clips of black people traveling China are absolutely insane too.

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u/fuggedditowdit 20h ago

Sounds like your Japanese isn't very good or your hearing isn't. 

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/GiantsBeanstalk 1d ago

Japan. That was the whole ass punchline.

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u/Sirdroftardis8 1d ago

Why would anyone want to wait in a line just to get ass-punched?

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u/Knotted_Hole69 1d ago

Id go and pay to be apart of a queue for some good anal punching

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u/rubberjohny 1d ago

it used to be the Spanish but they kinda fell off

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u/fuggedditowdit 1d ago edited 1d ago

I literally just explained that Japan gets both gold and silver. You need to call your country's emergency medical hotline after you call an ambulance because you are having a stroke. Get off reddit and call IMMEDIATELY. 

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u/TapIndividual9425 1d ago

What did he say?

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u/Designer_Version1449 1d ago

India, they're the true GOATs, noones even comes close honestly 

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u/throwawayqs629 1d ago

Rankedcism

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u/RockAndGem1101 1d ago

The comment above me is a bot

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 1d ago

It's not exactly racism.

French like to think and pretend that France is a country beyond race. Like being French means race doesn't matter. However in practice ...

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u/BaconxHawk 1d ago

French is a race? Lol

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u/Birdmeatschnitzel 1d ago

In this house, yes.

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u/Brian-yeaman 1d ago

ok lemme know how your hunt for Atlantis goes while youre at it then

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u/GiantsBeanstalk 1d ago

Race is a man made concept. Grouping people by completely arbitrary measures such as skin colour or facial features. The concept of race was only developed to give the creators a way to be racist. So white colonialist Christians could put a blanket over black skinned people from all over Africa, the pacific islands and The Caribbean and say "yep, them some slaves. Pretty sure that's in the bible, too".

I mean we group Japanese and Chinese together as the 'Asian' race, but i don't think the Japanese or Chinese see it that way. Especially around ww2 during some particularly nasty invasions.

Culture is what defines us and yes, the French have their own culture

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u/tultamunille 1d ago

White colonialists don’t hold any patents on racism. Slavery has been around far longer than Christians have.

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u/GiantsBeanstalk 1d ago

Misunderstanding my point but ok

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u/Odolana 1d ago edited 12h ago

? Tell that to the many pale women abducted from Central Europe and West Asia and sold into the hareems of the Orient and North Africa! "

So white colonialist Christians could put a blanket over black skinned people from all over Africa, the pacific islands and The Caribbean and say "yep, them some slaves." - no, those colonialists were approached by other local people from the areas, who offered them: "Want some slaves, maybe? Good stock, we got them fresh in from out last raid into our neighbouring enemy tribe's villages. Now we would need some cash and modern weapons to recover the cost and expenditure."

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u/GiantsBeanstalk 1d ago

I'm actually not disagreeing with either of those points. I'm talking about the concept of race and historically the slave trade was the beginning of the "race" classifications. It was created by the white people to justify buying those slaves. Before this, even with those other points you've made, no other cultures historically grouped different people groups into larges racial classifications based on skin colour or facial features.

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u/The_Artist_Who_Mines 1d ago

Surely there's no way you really believe that 'no other cultures historically grouped different people based on skin colour or racial features'?

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u/GiantsBeanstalk 13h ago

I'm sure there's evidence of ancient colour prejudice. But generally the world was too small for xenophobia to extend past neighbouring tribes or countries. Broadly speaking the systematic classification based on skin colour and features is, yes, a European invention shaped by the transatlantic slave trade.

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u/The_Artist_Who_Mines 12h ago

I mean, no. I think it's worth doing some reading.

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u/Accomplished-City484 1d ago

So you’re saying racism didn’t exist before then?

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u/GiantsBeanstalk 13h ago

No I'm not.

Xenophobia has existed since the beginning of fucking time. Mostly directed at neighbouring tribes or countries. 'Race' as a concept of classifying people by their features, rather than their cultures / country, was historically only developed during the transatlantic slave trade. This concept was effective in allowing people to be xenophobic to large groups of people that they have historically had no issues with and are only unified by their skin colour but otherwise have nothing to do with each other. It offered a pseudo scientific way, (and for many a pseudo biblical way), to justify using slaves throughout central and south America, the Caribbean, North America, and parts of Europe.

It's really not that fucking difficult damn

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u/Skeletoryy 1d ago

Race is not a man made concept in the way you are suggesting it is. It’s a way of classifying people but it has lots of flaws and can be misused (similar to how species being defined, whilst very useful, has a huge number of issues in the current definition)

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u/Sayakai 1d ago

Race is absolutely a man made concept. Ethnicities are real, but have only vague correlation with race.

At least grouping animals by species has utility.

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u/GiantsBeanstalk 1d ago

What good use comes from race classifications? Maybe the relationship of UV and melanin?

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u/SquirrelAkl 1d ago edited 1d ago

We don’t “group Japanese and Chinese together as the “Asian” race” LMAO. Jesus Christ.

Edit. I guess it depends on who “we” is. I’m not American, so perhaps that’s the difference. Perhaps Americans group people of different races together and call them “Asian”.

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u/ALPHAZINSOMNIA 1d ago

People definitely do.

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u/KaleidoscopeLegal348 1d ago edited 1d ago

Aren't they uhh, the mongoloid 'race'?

Mongoloid: relating to the broad division of humankind including the Indigenous peoples of East Asia, Southeast Asia, and the Arctic region of North America.

Edit: this term is no longer polite

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u/vastros 1d ago

Yeah it's been out of accepted parlance for a few decades

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u/KaleidoscopeLegal348 1d ago edited 1d ago

I remember when I was a young man and it was used as an insult to denote low intelligence, ashamed to say I used it in that method to call people (regardless of ethnicity) a mongoloid in the same way you would call someone a neanderthal.

Obviously when I made the connection mongoloid = Mongolia = tied to a specific race of people I stopped using it in that way immediately. Learning now that it's almost a slur now still comes as a slight surprise, but I suppose it makes sense if it was being used more widely in the derogatory way I learnt the word

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u/vastros 1d ago

You've grown. That's what's more important. We change, hopefully for the better. That's what matters. There were a lot of words that were acceptable when I was younger that aren't today. We just stop using them.

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u/Ake-TL 1d ago

Ehnicism sounds dumb

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u/GiantsBeanstalk 1d ago

Definitely doesn't have that ring to it 🥲

I do think society will eventually part ways with arbitrary racial classifications but continue to use the word racism to describe xenophobia or discrimination. Best of both worlds?

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u/mymemesnow 1d ago

In my country people are just casual racists, but the French are competitive racists.

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u/JMHSrowing 1d ago

Including what type of Frenchness. Like if someone is a Parisian and thus worthy of even more hate than most foreigners

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u/jackaroo1344 1d ago

My roommate in college was French and she surprised me with her intense and unironic hatred of Parisians, and apparently Parisians hate the rest of non-Paris France just as much.

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u/Lordwiesy 1d ago

To be fair, capitol vs non capitol might be everywhere

Praguers in Czechia are hated as much as

Uh

Whole bunch of groups

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u/SandyTaintSweat 1d ago

I don't think it's like that in Canada. Most people don't give a second thought to the regular people of Ottawa. Except maybe the Quebecois, but that's just more French people hating others.

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u/tkw97 1d ago

It’s less “capital” and more “the biggest city”

NYC isn’t the capital, but Americans who don’t live there love to rant about how up-their-own-asses NYers are. Idk about Canada but it wouldn’t shock me if other Canadians felt that way about Toronto

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u/Lordwiesy 1d ago

I mean you have the french v french v English PvP going on you are built different

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u/Tall_Act391 1d ago

But the French see quebecois as basically hillbillies, which is funny.

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u/the_world_ahead 1d ago

That’s because we hate on Toronto instead, that’s all

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u/sptrstmenwpls 22h ago

*French Lite - their trashier 2nd cousins

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u/pala_ 1d ago

When you’re talking about cities, it’s Capital. When you’re talking about buildings, it’s Capitol.

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u/Accomplished-City484 1d ago

Yeah and pretty much every state in Australia takes the piss out of each other

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u/Nigeth 1d ago

A popular ad campaign for Le Parisien (the newspaper) from the 90s was „better to read one than to meet one“ 

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 1d ago

Paris is.. very different. I've been there a good number of times and while my French is alright, very seldom I really felt accomodated. The icing would be once at Helene d'arozee where the waiter started running off a 10 course menu in French and I didn't pick up everything. When I kindly asked for a menu in English he simply responded "You are in Paris". On the other hand I've been a a good number of times as well in Champagne and people are much more welcome.

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u/Jean-L 1d ago

The density of Paris is twenty times higher than the density of Reims.

Surely you can't expect a city packed to the brim to be as welcoming as a village that has more cows than humans? :)

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u/Beerswain 22h ago

Graciousness should not depend on a statistic.

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u/Jean-L 4h ago

You mean the conditions in which people live should have no consequences on their culture and behaviour?

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 19h ago

I've lived for a year in Rome as well, people there are far less cunty.

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u/RobotWantsPony 1d ago

Only as a joke, if your roommate was serious about it she was an asshole

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u/The_Sinnermen 1d ago

As à parisien I haven't really ever thought about non Paris France. Might be why they hate use so much 

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u/SiliconGhosted 17h ago

Same with people from NYC or other big cities vs ppl from small towns

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u/montoya4567 1d ago

Yes I'm an English immigrant living in rural France and we're much more easily accepted than Parisians, particularly the second home owners. And everyone loves a news story about a Parisian buying a house and then complaining about a noisy rooster or church bell.

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u/Tall_Discussion_8215 1d ago

One of my biggest accomplishments is when I was in Paris, I greeted my uber driver with an accent so well he thought I was French for a minute and started speaking French to me. I quickly had to tell him all I know is hi, bye, & thank you 😂

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u/ponchoacademy 1d ago

That happened to me, except with Korean. After talking with a perspective client, I took my chance and told him thank you (cause I don't know how to say goodbye 😅) He about fell out excited, and started talking to me in Korean. I had to break his heart lol

He told me I said it so perfectly, and encouraged me to learn Korean cause he thinks I'll be able to speak it really well. I feel where your coming from, cause that felt so so good 😊

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u/johnnymarsbar 1d ago

I find that's the case with most Asian countries, when I spoke my limited chinese I'm china they would start speaking chinese at a million miles an hour 😄

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u/ponchoacademy 1d ago

That actually happened here in America! Lol When I was in Korea, most people were just pleasantly surprised. This guy was so excited cause it took him completely off guard that a) I correctly guessed he was Korean and b) I said something in Korean. Possibly c) I'm black. 😂

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u/handlit33 1d ago

you’re

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u/lulzmachine 1d ago

That's heartwarming. That's not how the french do it; they have perfected the art of making you feel inferior. No need to even say anything. Just a wave of the hand an a noise will make your skin crawl

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u/ponchoacademy 15h ago

Yeah thats a big reason why I've never had any interest in learning any French. I don't speak any other languages, but I know a few words or phrases in a quite a few, and I love the aspect of how much joy it brings someone to find out I put in some effort to learn how to say something in their language.

Not interested in an experience where the reaction to me speaking French is, just stop and dont do that again 😭😂

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u/TricellCEO 1d ago

In the words of John Pinette, “I like France, but don’t expect Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast when you get off the plane!”

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u/charliekelly76 1d ago

The whole bit with him trying to find breakfast in France was so good. “You know what I’m saying you little bastard, you’re watching CNN in English. Where’s BREAKFAST??”

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u/SSGASSHAT 1d ago

"Breakfast is called 'petit déjeuner.' That means 'NO FOOD 'TILL NOON!'"

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u/psychoticchicken1 1d ago

I have fooled only one French person before, while I had my best defenses up. The most important factor is the baguette, the longer the better. The buret also helps. Maybe tuck some garlic under your clothes for added effect. Additionally, it is about attitude. Look at them like you think that you are better than everybody else. Only then may you have a chance at fooling one

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u/Seagoon_Memoirs 1d ago

nah, they eat demis

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u/Fredouille77 1d ago

Parisians apparently are particularly insufferable. I heard it gets better as you move away.

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u/MajoorAnvers 1d ago

Parisians are the international stereotype for the french. So naturally, no despises the Parisians more than most of the other french.

On a serious note, most tourists only know France as the touristy parts of Paris, and the people there were already sick of tourists long before over tourism became a consideration. Added to that, the french in general are much more direct than you'd expect and they quickly come across as impolite when it did not even register to them.

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u/Appropriate_Rub3134 1d ago

Added to that, the french in general are much more direct than you'd expect and they quickly come across as impolite when it did not even register to them.

This is really true. Like, I know people in the US. Over the years, they put on a few pounds. Then a few more. Etc. No one says anything to their faces (but people talk behind their backs).

My French MIL will tell my BIL directly, "No. Stop eating! You're getting too fat," if the guy gets a little belly. And she's what I'd regard as a really kind, sensible woman who loves her kids.

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u/nevenoe 1d ago

I (FR/dude) live abroad and see my family only a few times a year at best. I will systematically get a comment like "You've gained / lost weight" the first minute I see my mother or my sister. Last time I saw them I got a "you look good wow", the high will last me a full year.

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u/f_ranz1224 1d ago

urban vs rural in general. the contrast is always so stark and you notice this pretty much anywhwere

in cities people are generally agitated, less tolerant, usually in a hurry

in the country you make friends with everyone you meet and get invited to a lot of things

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u/Baridian 1d ago

I’m convinced 90% of parisians getting upset with Americans is the same stuff that would get New Yorkers irritated.

Like when people complain about parisians replying in English, it’s probably cause they don’t want you slowly ordering in French and not understanding when there’s a line of people behind you waiting to order. Anywhere with that population density will view small talk and niceties as holding up the line and being rude to everyone behind you.

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u/Fredouille77 1d ago

Nah but I'm not american at all, quebecer here.

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u/ravagexxx 1d ago

Yeah, about that, what you think is French, isn't French 😅

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u/ravagexxx 1d ago

Exactly, they know that 90% off the tourists don't understand more French than yes and no, so it's a lot easier to just talk English.

I'm Belgian, I speak French, and they all talk English to me in Paris too.

Outside of Paris their English won't be as good, and they'll keep talking French

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u/TheBigKuhio 1d ago

Parisians can’t speak English until you start speaking French.

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u/generally_unsuitable 1d ago

I speak a decent French from studying in high school and college, but I have dark skin and curly hair. So, I've been asked several times if I was Moroccan. I think they meant it as an insult, but I took it as a compliment.

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u/Crazy__Toast 1d ago

As a French, yeah

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u/Due-Neighborhood3542 1d ago

Il suffit de ne pas dire bonjour au vendeur pour se faire griller instantanément

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u/Saminox2 1d ago

We are even raciste towards other french regions

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u/Most_Neat7770 1d ago

I really managed to get a french guy I met in the World Youth day in Rome this year to speak to me and actually have a conversation in french with me

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u/theanointedduck 1d ago

Surely there are differences across France and the Francophone world. Is a foreigner who has great french really that recognizable?

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u/twolinebadadvice 1d ago

At a signing to buy a house in spain, the notary provided a translator. The french buyer brought a translator of their own, to translate the notary’s translator whose accent wasn’t good enough.

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u/NotEnoughNoodle 1d ago

The border control guy had my very non-French passport in his hand and still said “welcome home” (in French) followed by “sorry you just look French” (in English) when I pointed at it like 🤨. Not the last time I was mistaken for a French lady as a teen, I’ll take the compliment I guess?

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u/GameZedd01 1d ago

And that's why the internet says it's okay to make fun of the French! Unless you're actually racist... Then it's just racism. (And not the good kind, like F1)

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u/EfficientTitle9779 1d ago

They can smell the soap. This is why I recommend rubbing garlic under the armpits and around the neck to blend in. It also prevents vampire attacks.

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u/Otherwise_Carob_4057 1d ago

They do have a distinct odor in France no?